My New Years Resolution: To Go Out/Hook Up With a Hot Waitress From My Favorite Bar

JoeDirtBody · 12-31-2008, 10:55 PM

So i haven't been one for new years resolutions, but i'm gonna try this.

So i've been 21 for basically a year (turn 22 in this month), and ive been going to this bar in town for 2-4 times a month the last 6 months. there is a hot chick (9-10 for me, in real life, prolly an 8 on here) that has waited on me, prolly 6 times now. she also has a great personality, i can see through that fake smile bull****.

I know her name, small talk her every time she waits on me if the place isnt packed.

the first time she waited on me i got drunk on a UFC PPV night and left my credit card there (i never pay with a card, but they needed it for tab, i payed cash). I came in the next day to watch a cowboys game with my friend and to get my card. she was working, but wasn't my waitress. I asked my waitress to get my card and the chick i like came back and talked to me about it for like 5 mins, then back to work.

she waited on me a couple times in between, bull****ted with her, etc.

then i was in there for the lesnar couture fight and she wasn't my waitress but working the same area. she came up behind me and flicked my ear and walked away. then i went to piss later and she pushed me when i was walking back.

ive been in there 3-4 times since then shes been my waitress twice.

my goal for 09 is to hook up with her or go out with her.

i guess this is one of those log threads, i'll see how it goes.

the last girl i dated (now a real friend) is trying to help out too.

i'll try to get pics up, but i'm not promising anything cuz if she noticed it would be game over lol.

Relativity · 12-31-2008, 11:00 PM

Man up and ask her, I cannot believe that even needs to be said. You sound at least 50/50 if she went out of her way to pay attention to you.

Lastly and most importantly, I'm so glad the cowboys missed the playoffs.

JoeDirtBody · 12-31-2008, 11:16 PM

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I'm so glad the cowboys missed the playoffs.

lawl man. i aint even pissed at the cowboy bashing at this point. we deserve it after the last 2 weeks.

also it seems like i deserve to be bashed with my lack of balls. thats what the resolution is for.

mchenrycruiser · 12-31-2008, 11:27 PM

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lawl man. i aint even pissed at the cowboy bashing at this point. we deserve it after the last 2 weeks.

also it seems like i deserve to be bashed with my lack of balls. thats what the resolution is for.

so lemme get this st8, you play on the dallas cowboys?

Relativity · 12-31-2008, 11:32 PM

Thanks for the reps. An honest cowboy fan holy ****. Anyway, you got her attention it seems, really gotta go with our gut, as they say, you're gonna lose what for trying? and yeah sometimes I should I take my own advice. Way easier on the other side.

HomeRunKingAK · 12-31-2008, 11:34 PM

Hope it turns out well man!!! Happy New Year!!!!

Yes-Xplode · 12-31-2008, 11:40 PM

Haha McHenry, I have a friend who'll jump all over someone's ass when they use we referring to the team they cheer for as well.

Relativity · 12-31-2008, 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by mchenrycruiser

so lemme get this st8, you play on the dallas cowboys?

dbag.

mchenrycruiser · 12-31-2008, 11:56 PM

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Haha McHenry, I have a friend who'll jump all over someone's ass when they use we referring to the team they cheer for as well.

and rightfully so. I cannot stand people who cheer a team like THEYVE accomplished something.

JoeDirtBody · 01-01-2009, 10:14 AM

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and rightfully so. I cannot stand people who cheer a team like THEYVE accomplished something.

o, so sorry to offend u. and i dont have a problem that say we when refering to a team. without us, the fans, there wouldnt be a cowboys team. so STFU.

mchenrycruiser · 01-01-2009, 10:35 AM

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o, so sorry to offend u. and i dont have a problem that say we when refering to a team. without us, the fans, there wouldnt be a cowboys team. so STFU.

well your not on the team son. SO dont say "we" like youve done anything.lol. If you werent a fan,their would be some other chump to take your spot. DO you think the cowboys root for you to get a job promotion?They wouldnt care if you died son.