The "I got sh*t I didn't want and don't need for Christmas" thread

[Skigazzi]

My mother in law, who has some odd mental quirks...bought us...
(now mind you, I got married in September, she had a big shower and got lots of stuff)

- some spinning kitchen counter utensil holder, its white plastic, it doesn't go with anything in the kitchen at all

- 4 glasses that look look like ice cream dished on pedestals..I have no room left in the cabinets for this

- Some candle holder thing to put out on a table, its black metal, and looks like twigs

- Some candle hold to hand on a wall, its brown metal

- Some candle hold to place in the fireplace (we don't use the fireplace, so a good idea??? NOOOOO, we already bought something for the fireplace and she knew it)

- 4 cheese spreaders (this makes a total of 10 cheese spreaders she has bought us...HELP)

- And olive oil pourer thing (its nice, but its the 3rd one she got us)

- a very nice glass pitcher, but totally useless

- 10 candles to fill all the candle holding things she got us

- two, yes TWO cup cake holding trays with lids...two...TWO...TWO!

HALP...!!!

I think we are going to invite our friends over who just bought a house and lay out all the stuff we dont want (all of it) and tell them to take anything they want.

[INGENIUM]

brah, what's your mailing address?

I want to send you a nice cheese spreader to make up for this...

[MBSowards]

brah, what's your mailing address?

I want to send you a nice cheese spreader to make up for this...

What the hell is a cheese spreader? I guess I have never seen one because Skigazzi has them all.

[Viperspit]

brah, what's your mailing address?

I want to send you a nice cheese spreader to make up for this...

I think I have a few melon ballers I can pitch in.

[Cloud Strife]

Sounds like a ****ty Christmas for you my friend

[~~Aries~~]

It's the thought that counts

That's why besides for kids I get the adults gift cards, then they can buy what they want.

[SUSprinter]

Whats your address I wanna send you a nice ball spreader.

[cervasa1977]

My mom bought me a huge ceramic Santa WTF!!!!!!!!!!!

[Beejis60]

I got everything I wanted:





NOTHING!!!!!!!!!

[Cloud Strife]

I got everything I wanted:





NOTHING!!!!!!!!!

Oxymoron. I see what you did there

[Skigazzi]

In lieu of sending me the sympathy cheese spreaders, mellon baller, and ball spreader (wha?)...well, just don't.

Sounds like a ****ty Christmas for you my friend

Thankfully, me and the misses are going to go shopping after christmas for our gift, we are getting either a cage or a nice Hoist rack, real nice bench, and full set of weights and stuff to put in our basement....

....unless basement is full of cheese spreaders by time I get home today....

[BIGJOHN812]

My mother in law, who has some odd mental quirks...bought us...
(now mind you, I got married in September, she had a big shower and got lots of stuff)

- some spinning kitchen counter utensil holder, its white plastic, it doesn't go with anything in the kitchen at all

- 4 glasses that look look like ice cream dished on pedestals..I have no room left in the cabinets for this

- Some candle holder thing to put out on a table, its black metal, and looks like twigs

- Some candle hold to hand on a wall, its brown metal

- Some candle hold to place in the fireplace (we don't use the fireplace, so a good idea??? NOOOOO, we already bought something for the fireplace and she knew it)

- 4 cheese spreaders (this makes a total of 10 cheese spreaders she has bought us...HELP)

- And olive oil pourer thing (its nice, but its the 3rd one she got us)

- a very nice glass pitcher, but totally useless

- 10 candles to fill all the candle holding things she got us

- two, yes TWO cup cake holding trays with lids...two...TWO...TWO!

HALP...!!!

I think we are going to invite our friends over who just bought a house and lay out all the stuff we dont want (all of it) and tell them to take anything they want.

HAHA i can sympathize with you bro. I just got married in October. I already owned my house and had alot of stuff - now we just have loads of extra crap laying around.

i have like 9 pot holders/oven gloves. i gave one to my dog to chew on - she loved it!

[Beejis60]

Oxymoron. I see what you did there

I acutally wanted nothing and I got it.

[_NimbusTim_]

You think thats bad.......you seriously want to know what I got from MY mom the last two years in a row?

The only thing I got was a 9.99 neck massager from Wal Mart. 2 years in a row!

And you know what she got my wife? She cut up ALL my pictures of me growing up with those crazy cutting scissors and put them in a scrap book.

Who cuts up the only pictures of someones child hood.

[_NimbusTim_]

Oh and its not that I care that I got one gift and it was 9.99....... I could care less about a gift at all, but geeze dont get me the same gift two years in a row and say "I hope you can use this".

[SPACECLOWN]

It's not Christmas yet. You aren't supposed to know what you got till tomorrow

[_NimbusTim_]

It's not Christmas yet. You aren't supposed to know what you got till tomorrow

Im probably getting a neck massager for a 3rd year in a row.

[MuscleMike15]

My mother in law, who has some odd mental quirks...bought us...
(now mind you, I got married in September, she had a big shower and got lots of stuff)

- some spinning kitchen counter utensil holder, its white plastic, it doesn't go with anything in the kitchen at all

- 4 glasses that look look like ice cream dished on pedestals..I have no room left in the cabinets for this

- Some candle holder thing to put out on a table, its black metal, and looks like twigs

- Some candle hold to hand on a wall, its brown metal

- Some candle hold to place in the fireplace (we don't use the fireplace, so a good idea??? NOOOOO, we already bought something for the fireplace and she knew it)

- 4 cheese spreaders (this makes a total of 10 cheese spreaders she has bought us...HELP)

- And olive oil pourer thing (its nice, but its the 3rd one she got us)

- a very nice glass pitcher, but totally useless

- 10 candles to fill all the candle holding things she got us

- two, yes TWO cup cake holding trays with lids...two...TWO...TWO!

HALP...!!!

I think we are going to invite our friends over who just bought a house and lay out all the stuff we dont want (all of it) and tell them to take anything they want.

Return them all lol or return most of them that u dont need

[~~Aries~~]

Im probably getting a neck massager for a 3rd year in a row.

Don't think of it as a neck massager....think of it as a sex toy and you'll feel better

[xVERITAS]

Ebay[dot]com

[Viperspit]

Im probably getting a neck massager for a 3rd year in a row.

Don't think of it as a neck massager....think of it as a sex toy and you'll feel better

prostate massager?

[Beejis60]

Im probably getting a neck massager for a 3rd year in a row.

w00t!!

[Dracoy]

All I got was a sodoku calender...

(serious)

My parent's don't celebrate christmas .

[Beejis60]

My parent's don't celebrate christmas .

Lucky you (serious). Christmas is for materialistic ass holes that celebrate someone's birthday three months too early.

[Dracoy]

We don't celebrate birthdays either LOL. We may have a bigger dinner and invite friends for holidays but that's it.

I don't really care since this has been like this for a long time. I just hate sodoku! My high school math teacher made me do it and it frustrated the hell out of me . But it still would be nice to have more "festivities" in the house.

[Nutir]

Won't get anything because I'm 15hours away (on plane) from my family


My grandfather is really good at ****ty gifts tho, he got my aunt a toolset as a wedding present

[JakeDub]

what a perfect thread for the crybaby complainers of bb.com

merry christmas

[Beejis60]

My grandfather is really good at ****ty gifts tho, he got my aunt a toolset as a wedding present

WHAT?!?!? Tools rock!! I'm always game for getting more GOOD tools.

[MattyH7688]

I got a kwanza candle set

[Nutir]

WHAT?!?!? Tools rock!! I'm always game for getting more GOOD tools.

They were not exactly good tools