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*WA.*Funny bar rant!!!!
It true and it happen to me!!! SO bar goers BEware. LET ME KNW IF ANYTHING LIKE THIS HAS HAPPEN TO YOU!!!!! HERE IT IS!!
Here's the funny about with my luck with bars..... The Volcano club in wenatchee. I stopped into the bar with a friend of mine. I was sitting at the bar two seats down from the end. My buddy got picked up by some gal to dance, and I was stuck there alone... When all of a sudden.........Out of no where....... "The Moo Crew" arrived and hovered around me like a pack of wolves over a fresh pork chop. 3 of them 400+ Seriously. one sat on either side of me and the third stood behind me so I couldent make a break for it.......It was horrible..... Now Poor me was getting intimidated by 900 pounds of women that surrounded me.......Then wouldent ya know it, it must have been mating season on the farm , because they started to get frisky....... the one on my left started to wisper in my ear what the three of them would like to do to me together, while the one on my right put her hand in my pocket.....She must have been looking for a candy bar or something......Anyway, about that time I was sheer mortified, and tried to make a break for it,,,,, but I was blocked by the one to my rear that was up against my back..........the angus on my left finished chewing her cudd in my ear, and proceded start grazing toward my pitch fork if ya know what I mean. All the while I am Yelling NNOOOO, STOP!! HEEEAAAAALLOOO!!!! ****!!!!! The music was so loud that nobody could hear my pleas for help!!! Nor could they see me pinned between Bessie and her two breeder cows.....Bound and determined not to join the 400+ club,(i'm not kidding these gals were enormouse!!!!) I grabbed what dignity I had left, I jumped up over on to of the bar down to the other side and ran for my life out the door. My buddy from work was laughing so hard he almost pissed himself... Soooo, I have been mortified and havent went back!!!!!
Ohhhh, always attracting the nasties!!!!! LOL Just my funny storie
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