Cow tipping

[PetWussy]

phucking owned

[The Gootz]

Well a little while ago me and a friend thought it would be a cool idea to go out to a cow pasture and practice our wrestling moves on cows. We figure if we can take those fucckers down, we can take down anything. So I hop the fence and have my friend punch me in the head a few times to get my adrenaline running and to piss me the hell off, because I hate getting punched. So he hits me a few times and tells me I should go wrestle first. So I pick the weakest looking cow I can find, which is probably a thick hunk ton of meat of cow and I walk up to it. I punch it in the eye and go in for the tackle, however the thing dodges out the way and I hit the ground. The cow steps on me. It steps on me hard, roars, and runs off. It hurt like hell. Any good ideas on how to heal this new wound of mine? I plan on drinking milk the rest of the night and eating steak tomorrow just so I can feel the taste of revenge.

LMFAO nice

[popeye87]

[wildcat15]

LOL FAIL FAIL FAIL!!!

[MISCscientist]

lulz misc still cant read

we're tossin the fireworks into the middle of the group and theres only like 5 or 7

how stupid are you? Have a bit of respect for creatures that already lead a ****ty life, nonetheless ones who may get terrorized by idiotic, *** 15 year olds. Idiot

[Astaldoath]

in b4 op gets shot by some angry farmer

this, OP is gonna get lucky if he only gets shot with rock salt. Hopefully a farmer kills him for tress passing, the cows can have a heart attack

[Krunk Fu]

i don't even know where to find cows around cleveland... who the fukc tips cows?

[Astaldoath]

i don't even know where to find cows around cleveland... who the fukc tips cows?

I dunno, wanna do somthing funnier. Grab a waitress when she walks by and tip her over then be like LULZ I TIPPED A WAITRESS!!

[wildcat15]

I dunno, wanna do somthing funnier. Grab a waitress when she walks by and tip her over then be like LULZ I TIPPED A WAITRESS!!

so, dumb comments like THIS are why you're in the red...ok thanks for clearing that up

[King Viscera]

Beatles hair cut, skinny/ fat physique, moon face, and pasty ass skin. I for one... am jealous.

[Atreyu_Fan]

**** the misc cant read

we're goin with people who have done this **** to these cows before. one is 230 lbs of muscle squattin 400 and benchin 300. no estats. it wont be me alone tippin a cow cause i cant do that lmao.

you probably think your all hard ass tipping cows lol.


actually do something worth telling the misc about, also arent you a bit old to be pulling **** liek this i got bored of doing stuff alot more serious than this like 3 years ago lol

[CLEAN_SET_OF_10]

Wow Strong Eyes and Facial Complexion

[JAH703]

LoL, I went to school in Central FL for a few months and when I asked the people what they did for fun around these parts...they responded with "cow tipping"

[LLoydBanks]

LMAO!!

[Lopez57]

what's wrong with this boy back when I was 16 our parties consisted of females to bone, brew to drink, and music to dance to but there was no tipping of lean beef involved

[OminousD27]

OP where you at? got tired of failing?

[NJlifter88]

what's wrong with this boy back when I was 16 our parties consisted of females to bone, brew to drink, and music to dance to but there was no tipping of lean beef involved

you're not cool, either.

[Mudkip]

jesus crist

[AMcHizZl3]

bump for more op negz

[P1noy]

First of all, you are a complete and pathetic waste of human being.....with that being said though, I HIGHLY doubt that this whole thread was for "****s and giggles"

You came on here because you thought you were going to get some laughs and some "Good Jobs". Yet you forgot to realize that half of us on here actually are very intelligent people with sucessful careers that come on here to blow off a little steam and kill the day. Not only is what you planned on doing illegal, but it is also very inhumane. What in your little 16 year old mind makes the think that it is funny to harm an animal for the "lulz"

I assume you probably do not have the best of home life. Your parents are probably either separated, or possibly just together for the kids, but you need some serious adult supervision in your life. Take a second and think to yourself why you need to grow the hell up. It might do you some good kid!

Good points except one. Harming animals? It's a cow. I eat cows daily. Cows get killed daily.