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How men pee standing up (SERIOUS!!).
Don't laugh, these are SERIOUS questions.
Ok, like, when you pee standing up in a public restroom, do you have to pull your penor all the way out? I just assumed that men only pulled enough out just to pee, like, hold the head or something.
I saw my friend pee the other day and he pulled the whole thing out! I just assumed he did that because he was at home & I asked him and he said that's how he pees everywhere!
Isn't that like....RUDE or something? Like, if you're in a public restroom and you pull it all out everyone could see it! It's like penor on display! Everyone doesn't need to see that.
Also, he doesn't use his hands! I stayed in watched because I assumed that men had to use their hands for aim. Maybe this is the reason men get pee all over the back and sides of the toilet!
But he did have good aim. Again I asked him if he does this in a public restroom and he said yes! I was floored!!! I accused him of showing off!
It's bad enough that you're pulling it all out but damn, you're not even going to use you hand to cover it from sight?
Do all men do this???
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12-12-2008, 10:00 AM
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12-12-2008, 10:01 AM
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Dude I had to take a **** this morning but I had a fukin boner because I also had to pee, So I had to point my **** down while sitting down and it was touching the toilet. This was very unconmfortable.
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12-12-2008, 10:01 AM
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did you suck him off after?
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12-12-2008, 10:01 AM
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Yeah you pull the whole thing out, wtf just the head?
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12-12-2008, 10:01 AM
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Yes. I pull the entire hose out. Also, a lot of urinals have little barriers between them so if you have a small penor you don't have to hug the urinal.
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12-12-2008, 10:01 AM
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There's a man law...in the rest room you always look straight ahead...and if you acknowledge someone you look shoulders up that's it.
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12-12-2008, 10:01 AM
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12-12-2008, 10:02 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Fred87nc
Dude I had to take a **** this morning but I had a fukin boner because I also had to pee, So I had to point my **** down while sitting down and it was touching the toilet. This was very unconmfortable.
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every time i sit to take a **** my pen0r goes in the water.
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12-12-2008, 10:02 AM
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wtf is this ****
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12-12-2008, 10:02 AM
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yes we pull it all out. i dont see how u can just pull the head out or something unless u got a real small pen0r.
1. whip it out.
2. piss.
3. make thread on misc about it.
4. ??????
5. profit.
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12-12-2008, 10:02 AM
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i have a small penis so you wouldn't know the difference
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12-12-2008, 10:03 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BootyCamp
Don't laugh, these are SERIOUS questions.
Ok, like, when you pee standing up in a public restroom, do you have to pull your penor all the way out? I just assumed that men only pulled enough out just to pee, like, hold the head or something.
I saw my friend pee the other day and he pulled the whole thing out! I just assumed he did that because he was at home & I asked him and he said that's how he pees everywhere!
Isn't that like....RUDE or something? Like, if you're in a public restroom and you pull it all out everyone could see it! It's like penor on display! Everyone doesn't need to see that.
Also, he doesn't use his hands! I stayed in watched because I assumed that men had to use their hands for aim. Maybe this is the reason men get pee all over the back and sides of the toilet!
But he did have good aim. Again I asked him if he does this in a public restroom and he said yes! I was floored!!! I accused him of showing off!
It's bad enough that you're pulling it all out but damn, you're not even going to use you hand to cover it from sight?
Do all men do this???
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Be honest.....
Was that really what you were there for?
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12-12-2008, 10:03 AM
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Wtf kind of question is that? That's like asking if a woman spreads her pussy apart while she pees.
And like the other dude above me said. Man laws.
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12-12-2008, 10:03 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CR123
There's a man law...in the rest room you always look straight ahead...and if you acknowledge someone you look shoulders up that's it.
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yap.
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12-12-2008, 10:04 AM
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yes man laws take care of all issues
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12-12-2008, 10:04 AM
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Men take showers together, masturbate together and piss on tramps.
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12-12-2008, 10:04 AM
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i pull it out all the way...although i do use my hands, sometimes when im drunk i dont, but most of the time i hold it.
P.s how come your "friend" was so open about letting you watch his dik when he pee'd?
i wish some females i know just let me look at there vajayjay for no reason
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12-12-2008, 10:05 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BootyCamp
Don't laugh, these are SERIOUS questions.
Ok, like, when you pee standing up in a public restroom, do you have to pull your penor all the way out? I just assumed that men only pulled enough out just to pee, like, hold the head or something.
I saw my friend pee the other day and he pulled the whole thing out! I just assumed he did that because he was at home & I asked him and he said that's how he pees everywhere!
Isn't that like....RUDE or something? Like, if you're in a public restroom and you pull it all out everyone could see it! It's like penor on display! Everyone doesn't need to see that.
Also, he doesn't use his hands! I stayed in watched because I assumed that men had to use their hands for aim. Maybe this is the reason men get pee all over the back and sides of the toilet!
But he did have good aim. Again I asked him if he does this in a public restroom and he said yes! I was floored!!! I accused him of showing off!
It's bad enough that you're pulling it all out but damn, you're not even going to use you hand to cover it from sight?
Do all men do this???
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No actually it is considered chivalrous to take it all out so other men can gaze at and fondle it as they wish.
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12-12-2008, 10:05 AM
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Do you pull your pants all the way down to sit on the toilet and pee?
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12-12-2008, 10:05 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ImMad
Be honest.....
Was that really what you were there for?
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Yes, it was.
Wow, I really didn't know this stuff.
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it's funny how man laws seem to be programmed into every male. What is this, a woman wanting to know the ways
be gone with her
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12-12-2008, 10:05 AM
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How The **** Could You Take A Piss With Just The Head Out??? I Mean Every Other Man On The Planet Except For Me Would Struggle To Actually Find Something To Grip Onto!
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12-12-2008, 10:06 AM
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i pull the whole thing out and stand as far away as possible. then i guess the trajectory and let 'er fly!
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12-12-2008, 10:06 AM
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lol @ dumb question.../life
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12-12-2008, 10:06 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by @RN1E
i pull it out all the way...although i do use my hands, sometimes when im drunk i dont, but most of the time i hold it.
P.s how come your "friend" was so open about letting you watch his dik when he pee'd?
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He's that kind of friend.
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12-12-2008, 10:08 AM
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Originally Posted by BootyCamp
He's that kind of friend.
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There is no such thing as ' that' kind of freind .... unless he is gay .>>>>>>>> there you go another male mystery solved for you .
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12-12-2008, 10:08 AM
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yeah you whip it out entirely... and usually hold it.
and if anyone looks they get kicked in the back while they're using the urinal.
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12-12-2008, 10:08 AM
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Well last year for an assignment for a class we had to do something thats not considered "normal" and get peoples reactions, so in a bunch of public restrooms(chilli's, TGI fridays, best buy) i pulled my pants down to my ankles at the urinal and people would walk in and be like DUDE WTF!?
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12-12-2008, 10:09 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Fred87nc
Dude I had to take a **** this morning but I had a fukin boner because I also had to pee, So I had to point my **** down while sitting down and it was touching the toilet. This was very unconmfortable.
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i HATE when that happens.
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