****, there used to be this whole big text that went something like this. Like "key is in the usual spot, blah, blah"....Originally Posted by Vengeance10
Anybody remember it?
|
|
Results 1,471 to 1,500 of 1772
-
01-27-2009, 12:49 PM #1471Platinum Account
- Join Date: Mar 2008
- Location: Richboro, Pennsylvania, United States
- Posts: 6,154
- Rep Power: 4738
**The U, Philly Sports**
-
01-27-2009, 01:17 PM #1472Strong-Ass Jaw Crew
- Join Date: Feb 2008
- Location: Milwaukee, Wisconsin, United States
- Posts: 11,263
- Rep Power: 43905
i can't remember if that was in this thread or the old thread, but it was a damn good line.Originally Posted by STA1011
hopefully someone can dig it up!lilliiilliiliilliililliil
bar|society
I like fast music.
-
-
01-27-2009, 01:18 PM #1473Gyno Brah
- Join Date: May 2007
- Location: Massachusetts, United States
- Age: 32
- Posts: 5,985
- Rep Power: 4287
"hey you
come over, key's in the usual spot. wear something thats easy to take off, ill be waiting in bed"
July 2008: 182 lbs. 25% BF
July 2009: 185 lbs. 20% BF
Feb 2010: 190 lbs sub20%BF -GOAL
July 2010: 185 lbs 15% BF- GOAL
Reps to vets
-
01-27-2009, 01:19 PM #1474Strong-Ass Jaw Crew
- Join Date: Feb 2008
- Location: Milwaukee, Wisconsin, United States
- Posts: 11,263
- Rep Power: 43905
thanks!Originally Posted by MDizzle11
"hey you come over, key's in the usual spot. wear something thats easy to take off, ill be waiting in bed"
repped.lilliiilliiliilliililliil
bar|society
I like fast music.
-
01-27-2009, 03:27 PM #1475Registered User
- Join Date: May 2004
- Location: United States
- Posts: 5,270
- Rep Power: 6464
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=112335721Originally Posted by STA1011
Have you heard about that one guy that gave up?
Neither has anyone else.
I'm the Sandlot Astronaut.
-
01-28-2009, 02:59 PM #1476You're gonna love my nuts
- Join Date: Jan 2009
- Location: Wisconsin, United States
- Age: 34
- Posts: 265
- Rep Power: 452
this just went down.
Her: Oh crap!!! XXXXX just asked me if he could massage me!!! Freaky!
Me: Don't worry. i told him he could massage me instead.
Her: Sweet lol you can give me a massage lol
Me: it'll cost ya
Her: oh yea?
Me: yep
Her: Well why don't you just come over and find out how bad i want one
Win?
-
-
01-28-2009, 03:05 PM #1477Registered User
- Join Date: Jul 2008
- Age: 33
- Posts: 1,306
- Rep Power: 921
slightly nulled by your redness, but i would give this a winOriginally Posted by SoFreshSoFine
this just went down.
Her: Oh crap!!! XXXXX just asked me if he could massage me!!! Freaky!
Me: Don't worry. i told him he could massage me instead.
Her: Sweet lol you can give me a massage lol
Me: it'll cost ya
Her: oh yea?
Me: yep
Her: Well why don't you just come over and find out how bad i want one
Win?
-
01-28-2009, 03:06 PM #1478Banned
- Join Date: Nov 2007
- Location: Canada
- Age: 33
- Posts: 717
- Rep Power: 0
lulz so this girl just said to me
her. says:
I dont like the idea of dicks in my mouth
patv says:
wat
let me change that for you
I'm going to see where this one goes.
-
01-28-2009, 03:13 PM #1479Banned
- Join Date: Oct 2007
- Location: Calgary, AB, Canada
- Posts: 7,699
- Rep Power: 0
misc you decide:
Me: hey
Her: yo whatup
Me: bored as hell in class. u?
Her: sucka, I dont start till noon
Me: thats when my class ends. we need to hang out today though.
Her: You pick the worst days to chill, dummy. I have straight class/labs till 10pm. pick another day.
Me: Well you're the dummy that never told me your schedule. whats your tomorrow?
Her: I have a break 1:45 to 5
Me: K ill text you. show you my room
Her: It better look like a palace in there.
Me: ?????
gimme something witty/sexual here
-
01-28-2009, 03:18 PM #1480You're gonna love my nuts
- Join Date: Jan 2009
- Location: Wisconsin, United States
- Age: 34
- Posts: 265
- Rep Power: 452
"it will with you in it"Originally Posted by terzter
misc you decide:
Me: hey
Her: yo whatup
Me: bored as hell in class. u?
Her: sucka, I dont start till noon
Me: thats when my class ends. we need to hang out today though.
Her: You pick the worst days to chill, dummy. I have straight class/labs till 10pm. pick another day.
Me: Well you're the dummy that never told me your schedule. whats your tomorrow?
Her: I have a break 1:45 to 5
Me: K ill text you. show you my room
Her: It better look like a palace in there.
Me: ?????
gimme something witty/sexual here
-
-
01-28-2009, 03:20 PM #1481Banned
- Join Date: Oct 2007
- Location: Calgary, AB, Canada
- Posts: 7,699
- Rep Power: 0
Originally Posted by SoFreshSoFine
rep'd
-
01-28-2009, 03:27 PM #1482You're gonna love my nuts
- Join Date: Jan 2009
- Location: Wisconsin, United States
- Age: 34
- Posts: 265
- Rep Power: 452
Originally Posted by patv
lulz so this girl just said to me
her. says:
I dont like the idea of dicks in my mouth
patv says:
wat
let me change that for you
I'm going to see where this one goes.
wut? why would she just say that? im unaware
-
01-28-2009, 04:04 PM #1483.........................
- Join Date: Apr 2008
- Posts: 2,378
- Rep Power: 6462
Originally Posted by Vengeance10
are you trying to fuk a guy dude?Originally Posted by terzter
LOL if I ever heard a girl say "yo whatup" I would cock slap the bitch
-
01-28-2009, 08:20 PM #1484süß kugelsack, brau
- Join Date: Jul 2007
- Location: Fap fap fap, United States Virgin Islands
- Age: 35
- Posts: 12,300
- Rep Power: 23549
u living in a cave?Originally Posted by Tolerance
acting "gangsta" is the cool thing to do now regardless of whether you're an 18 year old blonde from suburbia
-
-
01-28-2009, 08:48 PM #1485Registered User
- Join Date: Jul 2006
- Location: New York, United States
- Posts: 11,480
- Rep Power: 17846
come to nyOriginally Posted by Tolerance
-
01-28-2009, 09:44 PM #1486.........................
- Join Date: Apr 2008
- Posts: 2,378
- Rep Power: 6462
no, definitely not a cave lolOriginally Posted by mAssholio
I guess I'm around more of the "heeeeeeeyyyyyyyy" type of girls than the "y0 how long y0 piece is son?"
-
01-29-2009, 07:56 AM #1487Registered User
- Join Date: Sep 2006
- Posts: 5,109
- Rep Power: 11083
Can someone use this line ?
"I'll give you a nickle if you tickle my pickle "Because I don't post enough to care to and I forget the next day
-
01-29-2009, 07:58 AM #1488Suns Out, Guns Out
- Join Date: Dec 2008
- Location: Columbus, Ohio, United States
- Posts: 5,494
- Rep Power: 13556
not it.Originally Posted by oreogasm
-
-
01-29-2009, 08:42 AM #1489Registered User
- Join Date: Jun 2008
- Age: 33
- Posts: 511
- Rep Power: 327
READ FROM BOTTOM UP
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: her
Date: Jan 29, 2009 11:40 AM
i just hope you didnt mean that...
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Adriel
Date: Jan 29, 2009 11:39 AM
you werent supposed to
her
Date: Jan 29, 2009 11:37 AM
oh wow.
umm...wasn't expecting that.
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Adriel
Date: Jan 29, 2009 11:36 AM
i cant jelly my cock down your throat
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: her
Date: Jan 29, 2009 11:34 AM
hahaha ummmmm i dont know but if i had to guess....i would say that jam is thicker than jelly? haha. idk. why?
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Adriel
Date: Jan 29, 2009 11:31 AM
yea same. hey i have a question..
what the difference between jelly and jam?
FAIL!Last edited by adriel38; 01-29-2009 at 08:44 AM.
-
01-29-2009, 09:22 AM #1490Banned
- Join Date: Jul 2008
- Location: Ottawa, ON, Canada
- Age: 34
- Posts: 1,289
- Rep Power: 0
me: I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickleOriginally Posted by oreogasm
her: NOOOOO NOT THE WINKY FACE!
is that win or fail? I can't think of anything to reply.Last edited by Jismy; 01-29-2009 at 09:32 AM.
-
01-29-2009, 09:24 AM #1491Silver Membership Status
- Join Date: Dec 2008
- Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
- Age: 37
- Posts: 2,637
- Rep Power: 1800
lmao wow epic fail...just consider her retarded and never talk to her againOriginally Posted by adriel38
READ FROM BOTTOM UP
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: her
Date: Jan 29, 2009 11:40 AM
i just hope you didnt mean that...
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Adriel
Date: Jan 29, 2009 11:39 AM
you werent supposed to
her
Date: Jan 29, 2009 11:37 AM
oh wow.
umm...wasn't expecting that.
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Adriel
Date: Jan 29, 2009 11:36 AM
i cant jelly my cock down your throat
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: her
Date: Jan 29, 2009 11:34 AM
hahaha ummmmm i dont know but if i had to guess....i would say that jam is thicker than jelly? haha. idk. why?
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Adriel
Date: Jan 29, 2009 11:31 AM
yea same. hey i have a question..
what the difference between jelly and jam?
FAIL!In Flames We Trust
●█〓██▄▄▄▄▄▄ ●●●●●●[]
▄▅██████▅▄▃▂
█████StalinX██████
◥⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲◤
-
01-29-2009, 09:27 AM #1492Registered User
- Join Date: Jun 2008
- Age: 33
- Posts: 511
- Rep Power: 327
lol girls like that are the reason why i cant wait to go to college.. my school is full of themOriginally Posted by StalinX
-
-
01-29-2009, 11:32 AM #1493DILF
- Join Date: Jul 2006
- Location: San Antonio, Texas, United States
- Posts: 3,342
- Rep Power: 12967
lulzOriginally Posted by Jismy
me: I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle
her: NOOOOO NOT THE WINKY FACE!
is that win or fail? I can't think of anything to reply.
A lady friend of mine has started to catch on to the wink. I usually do it in person for the lulz. I've started to try new things like "Stop being such a b****" ... doesn't work that great. Whenever I wink in a text or in person she gets pissed.
Lately she has been getting texts from this dude she used to work with. He's been using a lot of winks and saying sexual stuff. I think he's been reading this thread.Last edited by thek1d; 01-29-2009 at 11:34 AM.
-
01-29-2009, 12:12 PM #1494süß kugelsack, brau
- Join Date: Jul 2007
- Location: Fap fap fap, United States Virgin Islands
- Age: 35
- Posts: 12,300
- Rep Power: 23549
you're right...Originally Posted by adriel38
...i can probably ky jelly my cock down your throat
fixedOriginally Posted by Jismy
me: I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle
her: NOOOOO NOT THE WINKY FACE!
me:
-
01-29-2009, 06:24 PM #1495Registered User
- Join Date: Jul 2006
- Age: 35
- Posts: 5,057
- Rep Power: 1839
this is thru texting
me: whats the diff. between jelly and jam?
her: jelly is more deelishus
me: nope i cant jelly my cock down ur throat
her:...thats disgusting
me: lolol
her: not funny at all that was the worst joke ever
lol post more guyz this is epic
-
01-29-2009, 07:44 PM #1496Born To Roam
- Join Date: Dec 2004
- Location: United States
- Age: 35
- Posts: 14,133
- Rep Power: 2985
Me: Are your legs tired?
Her: why?
Me: Because you've been running through my head all day (yes oldie)
Her: I knew you were gonna say that
Me: ....ok then, what's the difference between jelly and jam?
Her: What?
Me: I can't jelly my cock down your throat...bet you didn't see that coming.
Her: haha wtf
What are some other good openers besides the jelly/jam thing that can be sent as an intial text out of nowhere?Don't just stare at it, eat it.
-
-
01-29-2009, 07:46 PM #1497i'm the real one
- Join Date: Apr 2007
- Location: United States
- Posts: 3,481
- Rep Power: 9283
lol she's retardedOriginally Posted by adriel38
-
01-30-2009, 04:44 PM #1498Registered User
- Join Date: Feb 2008
- Age: 34
- Posts: 878
- Rep Power: 783
Me: What's the difference between jelly and jam?
Her: You can't jelly your cock up inside of me. She aware?
-
01-30-2009, 04:47 PM #1499Registered User
- Join Date: May 2007
- Location: Iowa, United States
- Posts: 18,415
- Rep Power: 14017
yes, but atleast she didnt say You couldnt jam ur cock up inside herOriginally Posted by Nathan52789
-
01-30-2009, 04:55 PM #1500.........................
- Join Date: Apr 2008
- Posts: 2,378
- Rep Power: 6462
reply "um, no... thats kinda disgusting"Originally Posted by Nathan52789
then when she says "then whats the difference"
say "i cant jelly my cock down your throat"
come over, key's in the usual spot. wear something thats easy to take off, ill be waiting in bed"
Bookmarks