MANSERS-from a WOMAN...ask and you shall receive!
aight so after reading and participating in some of your threads....thought i'd help out a lil. thing is, you doods are askin' other doods for advice on women....might as well just crawl in bed together cuz that'll never get you what you want with tha ladies.
soooo, this thread is for the serious. dont ask me stupid "can i hit it" sexual questions or what positions i like or any of that shat. i'll answer any questions to the best of my ability in hopes to help the mystery of women.
the most recent questions have been "what do i get my girl for christmas?" and "how do i engage a woman via email so she'll actually respond back?"
soooo have at it. i'm all yours. (theoretically of course)
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12-09-2008, 02:11 AM #1Registered User
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MANSERS-from a WOMAN...ask and you shall receive!
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12-09-2008, 02:12 AM #2I have AWMNS
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what do you talk about?
Civilizations die from suicide, not by murder. - Arnold J. Toynbee
"Death of the West:How Dying Populations and Immigrant Invasions Imperil Our Country and Civilization", -Patrick Buchanan.
I have AWMNS(angry white male nerd syndrome), its an offshoot of AWMS(angry white male syndrome) but incorporates my nerdy demeanor.
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12-09-2008, 02:13 AM #3Registered User
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Getting advice about women from a woman....?
Nah your alright thanks.Last edited by LeftNut; 12-09-2008 at 02:32 AM.
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12-09-2008, 02:16 AM #4chang ma lae
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LulzzzzzOriginally Posted by LeftNut
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12-09-2008, 02:20 AM #5Registered User
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please, i've read you guys threads and posts. most of you need all the help you can get.Originally Posted by LeftNut
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12-09-2008, 02:25 AM #6Chubbs Peterson
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what do I say to a girl that likes me but I'm not interested in her
I'd like to just say, "Look, I know you like me, and most people would say 'I'm flattered', but I'm not, because I don't like you. Please leave me alone."
but I know girls don't respond too well to such directness and I don't want her to commit suicide or anything
at the same time I don't want to lead her on... talking to her once in a while is fine I guess, but calling me at 2am isn't cool so.......
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12-09-2008, 02:28 AM #7Registered User
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You are 6!!!!Originally Posted by hgainer8
You're talking to me all wrong... It's the wrong tone. You do it again and I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron.
I rape back........Jus Sayin (If you are gonna rape me, at least post in the thread that you are raping me......NO HOMO)
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12-09-2008, 02:29 AM #8Registered User
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Why would a woman entertain a guy's conversation via PM and pretend to be interested and then when said guy tries to take things to the next level, she gets all evasive and weird?Originally Posted by HabitualHealth
Sound familiar?Idiotic and inconsequential people are still idiotic and inconsequential.
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12-09-2008, 02:29 AM #9Registered User
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Well you are 6, so find something that interests her. Maybe coloring? Bitches love coloring.Originally Posted by hgainer8
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12-09-2008, 02:30 AM #10Registered User
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Ok then lets test this wisdom of yours out with a hypothetical scenario....Originally Posted by HabitualHealth
Guy and Girl are friends. Guy has always fancied Girl but every time Guy and Girl hangout and before Guy can say anything, Girl begins and does nothing but complain about how her BFs are arseholes etc and how she can never meet a nice guy. Guy is a nice guy and Guy wants to have sexy time with Girl. What would your advice be to Guy?
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12-09-2008, 02:32 AM #11Registered User
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I was in this position many years ago and one night when she was particularly upset, I told her this: "well, none of this matters anymore because you are going to be with me from now on." Then I kissed her. She then became my GF of 3 years. Now that's alpha, son.Originally Posted by LeftNut
Idiotic and inconsequential people are still idiotic and inconsequential.
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12-09-2008, 02:33 AM #12askal
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LOLZ if u actually did that son then wowz. true alpha indeed.Originally Posted by Npeart
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12-09-2008, 02:34 AM #13Registered User
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I took a calculated risk and it worked for me. No telling if it will work for him, but it did happen and IS a true story.Originally Posted by azx_eazy
Idiotic and inconsequential people are still idiotic and inconsequential.
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12-09-2008, 02:34 AM #14Registered User
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Dude dont answer the question for her.
Its a test, its not a real scenario.Last edited by LeftNut; 12-09-2008 at 02:37 AM.
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12-09-2008, 02:36 AM #15Hell is worth all that...
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Ok i'll bite, give us an idea of how you flirt with a random guy who has approached you.
What are key issues you have with guys looks, dress style and the physical too."Alcohol and night swimming... it's a winning combination!".
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12-09-2008, 02:37 AM #16Registered User
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She isn't going to give you better advice than I just did, bro. You have to be bold. Women operate on emotion 99% of the time. Logic and sense need not apply. It doesn't mean they are mental. It just means they are wired differently. Men make the mistake of applying logic and reason when that is not what women do most of the time.Originally Posted by LeftNut
Dude dont answer the question for her.Idiotic and inconsequential people are still idiotic and inconsequential.
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12-09-2008, 02:37 AM #17askal
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good for u brah. i actually thought of the same thing when i was reading his story,. only difference is, i dunno if i woulda done it coz i wouldnt have wannted to ruin a friendship lolzOriginally Posted by Npeart
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12-09-2008, 02:40 AM #18Registered User
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It's already ruined by virtue of the fact that you have intimate feelings for her, bro. What are you supposed to do? Suppress them? Hell noes! Go get her. Make her yours if that's what you want. If you just want sex from her than don't bother. She'll smell that coming a mile away.Originally Posted by azx_eazy
Idiotic and inconsequential people are still idiotic and inconsequential.
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12-09-2008, 02:40 AM #19Registered User
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we're not quite working on the same wave length fella. It really is a hypothetical question, it has nothing to do with me. I know the answer because I had given the advice, I just want to see what a woman would advise. This is where she could fail or succeed. Make or break her thread.Originally Posted by Npeart
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12-09-2008, 02:41 AM #20Registered User
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Fair enough. Let's see what she comes up with.Originally Posted by LeftNut
Idiotic and inconsequential people are still idiotic and inconsequential.
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12-09-2008, 02:48 AM #21Registered User
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leave out the "and most peeps....but i'm not" part. that would be the part for sure to send her over the edge with a "i loved you hgainer" carved into her arm or something.Originally Posted by hgainer8
the not leading her on is the most important part. tell her you're not into her and then walk. give her time to mend because if you try and pull the friend card even after telling her get lost...she's gonna see it as a window of opportunity. more than likely she'll end up NOT wanting to be buds.CHECK OUT MY TRANSFORMATION FEATURE! http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/cc_habitualhealth.htm
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12-09-2008, 02:48 AM #22Chubbs Peterson
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forgive the language, but I must say, I F***ING LOVE COLORINGOriginally Posted by Laxmatt
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12-09-2008, 02:50 AM #23Registered User
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no not really. sounds more INvasive to me.Originally Posted by Npeart
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12-09-2008, 02:51 AM #24Registered User
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Yeah, thought so. . .Originally Posted by HabitualHealth
Well if it was so invasive she should not have provided her IM screen name, now should she have?Idiotic and inconsequential people are still idiotic and inconsequential.
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12-09-2008, 02:55 AM #25Registered User
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guy needs to lift his skirt and grab his balls and step up. tell said girl that he's really tired of hearing all of her complaining and would love to show her how she deserves to be treated.Originally Posted by LeftNut
BUUUTTT...guy needs to be prepared to hear "you're just my bestest bud...giggle giggle...that's so sweet BUT...giggle giggle...etc". Just be prepared in case it does happen. Really depends on the chick. Honestly, she's either a complete bafoon or truly self absorbed if she hasn't picked up on your "fancy".CHECK OUT MY TRANSFORMATION FEATURE! http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/cc_habitualhealth.htm
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12-09-2008, 02:58 AM #26Registered User
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this is actually a sweet and romantic story but the likelyhood that it would turn into that for him...not good odds.Originally Posted by Npeart
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12-09-2008, 02:59 AM #27Old pic is old
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How should i go about asking this girl out (i know she likes me). Msg her over msn, text, phone or wait till the weekend cause ill see her out. Also what do u recommend as a good first date? Thanks.
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And that is exactly why we dont take advise about women from a woman.Originally Posted by HabitualHealth
Girl has already shown a pattern in her behaviour. She keeps going out with arseholes because it is arseholes who make her all moist down below. Therefore your advise should have been that Girls are conditioned to want a Nice guy but the nice is not the guy she is attracted to hence her proven track record of dating arseholes. Guy should behave in accordance to her behavioural pattern and reach out to what she finds attractive (i.e be an arsehole to her), not put himself out there to be shot down and embarrassed.
Thats the problem....Women advise on what they think THEY want not what will work. So you fail but thanks for playing.Last edited by LeftNut; 12-09-2008 at 03:28 AM.
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12-09-2008, 03:00 AM #29Registered User
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If it was possible for me, it is possible for him. Why would they slap a guy for displaying his honesty and affection?Originally Posted by HabitualHealth
Idiotic and inconsequential people are still idiotic and inconsequential.
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12-09-2008, 03:07 AM #30Registered User
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i flirt with sarcasm. (in good fun) if a guy can hang (dish it back in good taste) then i'm smitten. i typically give guys more of a hard time with regard to the initial approach.Originally Posted by The_Champ01
key issues with looks....having style is a good thing. this means knowing if your pants/jeans are too short, not looking like a slob, be conscious of your warm poo breath, dont have visible sweat pits if you're meeting for a dinner date, SMELL GOOD!
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