How long before my girlfriend stops "testing" me?

[bennutts929]

ya i know... i hate playin em but i had to the other day... i walked to the banquet with another girl because she and a friend were riding with two other guys to the banquet... one of which has a huge crush on her and they took like 15 pics together at the banquet.... i think after i dump her i might kick his ass... hes a fat worthless piece of ****... he nonstop messes with her and before we were dating always invited her over to watch movies... but that was it and he didnt realize she didnt want his cock

rule number 2, don't get jealous of fat guys

[LarryByrd]

ya i know... i hate playin em but i had to the other day... i walked to the banquet with another girl because she and a friend were riding with two other guys to the banquet... one of which has a huge crush on her and they took like 15 pics together at the banquet.... i think after i dump her i might kick his ass... hes a fat worthless piece of ****... he nonstop messes with her and before we were dating always invited her over to watch movies... but that was it and he didnt realize she didnt want his cock

Nah bro, just walk away. Be a man. If you don't show any emotion at all it makes women want you more. Women are stupid like that. Just dump her, give her a few days.

[batmanman]

rule number 2, don't get jealous of fat guys

Nah bro, just walk away. Be a man. If you don't show any emotion at all it makes women want you more. Women are stupid like that. Just dump her, give her a few days.

i haven't shown any emotion... like the other night around 9 pm she came to my dorm room to tell me she was gonna walk across campus with him to get her car... of course tryin to "test" me again... I said "ok have fun" and put my headphones on

[LarryByrd]

i haven't shown any emotion... like the other night around 9 pm she came to my dorm room to tell me she was gonna walk across campus with him to get her car... of course tryin to "test" me again... I said "ok have fun" and put my headphones on

I guess that was an O.K. response. Next time you need to be more alpha.

Serious, try saying something like, "Get the **** outta my room, and stop bothering me. You're starting to annoy the **** out of me."

Then open the door for her and shut it behind her. Bitch needs to learn!

[batmanman]

I guess that was an O.K. response. Next time you need to be more alpha.

Serious, try saying something like, "Get the **** outta my room, and stop bothering me. You're starting to annoy the **** out of me."

Then open the door for her and shut it behind her. Bitch needs to learn!

then proceed to tell her to make me a sammich?

[SpaceForRent]

i haven't shown any emotion... like the other night around 9 pm she came to my dorm room to tell me she was gonna walk across campus with him to get her car... of course tryin to "test" me again... I said "ok have fun" and put my headphones on

you sure these are "tests" sounds like a little more then that I'm thinking if she's dating you she should be done testing you.

she wants him.

[batmanman]

you sure these are "tests" sounds like a little more then that I'm thinking if she's dating you she should be done testing you.

she wants him.

well then she should have dated him before she met me... she has known him like this whole semester... shes only known me for like 1.5 months... i think if she wanted him she would be with him already... but he's too pathetic pokin her and constantly bein her puppy dog that follows her everywher... i find it funny sometimes

[Wintermule]

Lel. People should stop using the word alpha to denote everything badass.

Alpha = being the leader of the group, being protective of the people inside of it. Gives people a feeling of security and acceptance and is the natural dominant person.

Alpha does not necessarily equal calling girls stupid dirty sluts.

I would say "yeah, that's okay, whatever" better than exploding on the girl. Losing your temper is pointless and shows that she's getting to you. Completely ignore her when she says that ****. Pretend not to hear her if you have your headphones in. No point responding to worthless **** like that. Not like you saying "no" is going to stop her from walking him, and it just makes her feel defiant toward you.

[Wintermule]

well then she should have dated him before she met me... she has known him like this whole semester... shes only known me for like 1.5 months... i think if she wanted him she would be with him already... but he's too pathetic pokin her and constantly bein her puppy dog that follows her everywher... i find it funny sometimes

**** dude. I seriously hate those kids that are always following girls and poking them in the side and making them jump and squeal and ****. I bet they think they're smooth or something. It seems like every decent looking non-snotty chick has at least 5 lame kids hovering around her at any moment. I see this **** all the time at lunch, especially with the freshmen/sophomores. I just keep my head down and eat my peanut butter and jelly and **** and only chime in if I have something to contribute.

yeah, I take the crust off my peanut butter and jelly.

[LarryByrd]

^^

Guy makes a good point.

You really need to pick up the phone and dump her now. Make it a random thing. Just say that it isn't working out.

Games should be over since you guys are dating now.

Just reading this **** about her reminds me of my ex that did the same **** and it's pissing me off.

Dump her now.

[batmanman]

**** dude. I seriously hate those kids that are always following girls and poking them in the side and making them jump and squeal and ****. I bet they think they're smooth or something. It seems like every decent looking non-snotty chick has at least 5 lame kids hovering around her at any moment.

they are the reason some girls act like a bitch all the time... they're the same kids that think its attractive to use the poke feature on ******** to initiate a conversation

[batmanman]

^^

Guy makes a good point.

You really need to pick up the phone and dump her now. Make it a random thing. Just say that it isn't working out.

Games should be over since you guys are dating now.

Just reading this **** about her reminds me of my ex that did the same **** and it's pissing me off.

Dump her now.

ya this is how it kinda started with me and my ex when we started dating... but she was like half retarded... ive at least got to mess around a little bit with this chick... thats why i made the blue balls thread the other night

[GeneticFreak300]

arnt you on here all day is she an internet gf

[lololololo65]

not even a response from wintermule?

You can't just do that.. Gotta do **** infront of her.

[batmanman]

arnt you on here all day is she an internet gf

ive been here over 2 years and i only have like 3500 posts...

and this is why u are in the red... u say the wrong things at the wrong time... and i think you have more posts to time being here than i do....

and no she lives in the dorm across the street from mine

[DriveMyWhey]

oh boy

[Generation_Kill]

Ya gotta Punch Her in the Mouth with, your Dick.









Then tell her to make you a Sammich...

[big-muscle-19]

you've been with her for only 2 weeks, you should call it quits now incase you get pretty attached to her and when she does this **** again your going to feel pretty bad

[batmanman]

you've been with her for only 2 weeks, you should call it quits now incase you get pretty attached to her and when she does this **** again your going to feel pretty bad

ya you're right... but good thing im good about thinking with my dick...

[l3urney]

from only reading OP:


dude games are ****ing stupid. if girls want to **** around, **** them, and tell them to **** off.
if they really ****ing wanna **** with other guys in front of you, it's ****in beatdown time for that ho.
she needs to know what a girlfriend is, and not be batting your balls in the air.
call her out. i love calling out bitches on ****. just makes you feel good about yourself.

[Atheimetal]

Dude... this motto almost always works out for me:

DON'T. TAKE. ****.

If you do, it'll never stop.

[Turbomunkey]

Piitb then peace

[MrBeardy]

Use your all-powerful pimp hand.

[Aussie12]

Keep your pimp hand strong.

[KRILLEN91]

why is she testing u in the first place though? Ask her that and make her aware of the **** she's pulling if u really like her.

[GrainBelt]

Haha I love the attitude dude. Most guys would be jealous at the fact that she is doing all these things, but your attitude is so apathetic it's awesome. Like, "Bitch, I don't give a ****, if you don't want me then whatever." Haha, props to you for being able to do that and realize that you don't need that skanky skank. For real though, just be straight up with her. If she continues, break up with her and go get with her best friend ya dig?

[HardWorkandRest]

She can't test you if she's dead.

Jus' sayin.

But for real, just let her go and find a girl who you don't have to prove yourself to.

[EEytonJones]

dude why do you think she is testing you? She probably just doesn't give a **** enough. And if thats the case then you CANT give a **** more than her or you'll be forever doomed to die Whipped. If she truly is playing, show that bitch who's the man. You're in charge and if she wanna act slutty and piss you off, you can either ditch her, or tell her than you can do the same **** to her, and ask her how that would make her feel.
If she doesn't care, ditch her, but if she truly has something for you she'll realize and stop acting like a 14 yr old bitch.
Show her that you're not playing around, and from this point the decisions she'll make will concretely affect wether or not it is going somewhere.

[Cease2xist]

We've been dating for about two weeks and she keeps playin the little games like tryin to make me get mad or jealous... and i dont care about her enough to get mad or jealous...

the other day we had a banquet for band and we had to dress in suits and dresses n ****... well she wore like a backless dress and did the whole not talkin to me thing and she took one picture with me like not even touching me when i put my arm around her.... then walked off to take pics with like every other guy she could then even when i went and sat with my tuba section she came by my table and put her back to me while she took pics with other guys that tickled her bare sides and she smiled and giggled with em and full arm length hugged em in pictures...

it gets annoying after a while... especially when she doesnt realize im not gonna get more attracted to her from these stupid mind games she thinks shes pullin on me and ill just dump her because im growing bored...

What do you play?

[batmanman]

What do you play?

lol tuba... shes a piccolo player