Mmmmhmmm..... Last night we had a bachelor party for my mate whos getting hitched (at the age of 20!!!). So we had the stripper XXX show which was pretty ****en gun.
Now we had put $250 aside to get the guy getting married a pro, BUT the loser passed out around 1am..... so, when everyone went to maccas me and my mate stayed back then went across the road to Cloud 9 and split the money for 45 minute sessions.
Feeling a bit guilty for using his money but she was GUN FOR A PRO.
Cliffs:
Bachelor party
Bachelor passed out
Took bachelors money and got a pro
/flame away
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Thread: Yes, i ****ed a Pro
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06-21-2008, 06:44 PM #1Whts goin on in dis thrad
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Yes, i ****ed a Pro
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06-21-2008, 06:46 PM #2Registered User
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prostitution is legal in Australia? and how was she in the sack? Was she loose as a goose or toight like a toiger?
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06-21-2008, 06:46 PM #3Somebody's oneitis
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'on ya son.
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06-21-2008, 06:46 PM #4Banned
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pics idiot
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06-21-2008, 06:47 PM #5I am a boy srs
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I can't believe you Aussies call McDonald's "maccas"
"I'd be dead,'' she said. ''He going to be my best friend for the rest of my life.''
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06-21-2008, 06:47 PM #6...
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was it any good?
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06-21-2008, 06:48 PM #7...
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whats wrong with that?Originally Posted by ckuyook
Australian/German
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06-21-2008, 06:48 PM #8Somebody's oneitis
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We shorten/abbreviate pretty much anything.Originally Posted by ckuyook
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06-21-2008, 06:48 PM #9HAHAHAOriginally Posted by ckuyook
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06-21-2008, 06:49 PM #10Registered User
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...Why, whats it called over there?Originally Posted by ckuyook
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06-21-2008, 06:50 PM #11I am a boy srs
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Nothing is wrong with it, I just can't believe itOriginally Posted by cJamie
McDonald'sOriginally Posted by Metalhead-Mick
"I'd be dead,'' she said. ''He going to be my best friend for the rest of my life.''
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06-21-2008, 06:50 PM #1284oz of hops
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guys - he's 6 foot 143. I would have prob done the same thing haha.
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06-21-2008, 06:51 PM #13
did she say "gday, you've got a beaut body mate?"
how long did your session last?
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06-21-2008, 06:52 PM #14Whts goin on in dis thrad
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Yea man totally legalOriginally Posted by BigBen85
She was DAM GOOD (best iv had) in the sack, for a pro she was still pretty tight, but you could tell shes had a share of dick lol.
Oh and after we went to Maccas c u nnnnnn tttttt
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06-21-2008, 06:52 PM #15lots of girls like slim guys tho, chunkoOriginally Posted by Infidel208
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06-21-2008, 06:52 PM #1684oz of hops
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you really need to learn to get pics homes
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06-21-2008, 06:52 PM #17Registered User
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McDonald's...Originally Posted by Metalhead-Mick
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06-21-2008, 06:53 PM #18Banned
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were you a one pump chump?
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06-21-2008, 06:53 PM #19well it is her job!Originally Posted by kr0nic
Yea man totally legal
She was DAM GOOD (best iv had) in the sack, for a pro she was still pretty tight, but you could tell shes had a share of dick lol.
Oh and after we went to Maccas c u nnnnnn tttttt
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06-21-2008, 06:54 PM #20500 Internal Server Error
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So everyone went to McDonald's after the stag? Are all you Aussies lame or just the ones that went to "maccas"?
And what does "gun" mean?
Pics?
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06-21-2008, 06:54 PM #21Registered User
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hookers r not ****in legal wtf??Originally Posted by kr0nic
Yea man totally legal
She was DAM GOOD (best iv had) in the sack, for a pro she was still pretty tight, but you could tell shes had a share of dick lol.
Oh and after we went to Maccas c u nnnnnn tttttt
Did she ask u if u knew bad boy 2 with all da potential?
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06-21-2008, 06:56 PM #22iFap
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WTF IS GUNOriginally Posted by kr0nic
ENGLISH PLEASE
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06-21-2008, 06:56 PM #23
macca's ? that sounds retarded........ i call it micky D's or mick D's
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06-21-2008, 06:57 PM #24I am a boy srs
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Obviously us non-Aussies are not welcome hereOriginally Posted by warbird00
"I'd be dead,'' she said. ''He going to be my best friend for the rest of my life.''
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06-21-2008, 06:57 PM #2584oz of hops
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yeah - Im sooo chunky haha -Originally Posted by stateless
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06-21-2008, 06:57 PM #26OH HAI GUISE
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good stuff son ^_-
pros and maccas... u cant go wrong.
GUN is like saying.. SICK .. or BARRA (LOL aussies only know dis 1...) or AWSOME .. along those lines.^_-
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06-21-2008, 06:58 PM #27Banned
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lolsOriginally Posted by ckuyook
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06-21-2008, 06:58 PM #281 Cheeky Kunt M8
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06-21-2008, 06:59 PM #29so you neg people for calling you 'chunky'... sensitive much? especially after you insult someone for being thin... dickish of you.Originally Posted by Infidel208
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06-21-2008, 06:59 PM #30Registered User
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lol you guys actually call it macca's, we just call it micky D's for short.
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