We are all asked the same mundane basic questions when on a date or just hitting on a random girl. I think that it is always a lot more interesting to respond with a funny story instead to break the monotony.
For example (taken from this thread):
Do you have any hobbies? / What do you do for fun?
Answer: Sometimes when no one's home I enjoy separating m&m's into color groups and pretending they're little villages of people with their own economic and social problems, and then I try to fix them through free trade agreements and other diplomatic measures
-What do you do for a living?
-How many people have you slept with?
-What is the craziest place you have ever had sex in?
-What is the craziest thing you have ever done?
-What was your major in college?
-What is your favorite movie?
Note: Feel free to either quote this post with responses or add your own questions/answers. All worthy responses deserve reps. I see this thread having epic potential.