If a female asks if you go to the gym, do NOT say yes.

[megacyberninja]

"I jog from time to time" will say enough. I feel like I am the fitness version of Google. -_-

[GangaBanga]

"I jog from time to time" will say enough. I feel like I am the fitness version of Google. -_-

I always say I don't lift. Only *******s (or noobs) talk about gym outside of gym. Srs

[PervedOut]

I always say I don't lift. Only *******s (or noobs) talk about gym outside of gym. Srs

This

When they ask me if I work out I say "not really". Aint nobody got time to explain diet/hypertrophy in a nutshell.

[biscuitsbrah]

How about what you say doesnt really matter

[brbacquiring]

Yea for sure, never admit it. Most people think lifting is pretty gay and stupid (because it is, frankly) and it's best not to admit you're fuarking obsessed with it. Also then it looks like you have elite genetics to be naturojacked with no training.

[gmenfan40]

When people ask me if I lift, I tell them I just started yesterday. The look on their face is priceless.

[patrickyounes]

How about what you say doesnt really matter

Lol *******
Do you even lift OP?


















What if they tell you that once you say that you jog?

[Curlzbrah]

Bitches prefer naturally strong/well-built people (even if that's unrealistic) over *******s who work their asses off at the gym 5 days a week to cope with their inferiority complexes.

So just say "nah, maybe a push-up here and there"

[mmyeaagangas]

When people ask me if I lift, I tell them I just started yesterday. The look on their face is priceless.

but when you tell them you've been lifting for 6 years their reaction is even more priceless

[Astute]

Thank you OP.

[Jay89LDN]

I'd normally say sometimes

[Koudoo]

"Do you workout?"

Reply: "No I just pick up heavy things, and put them back down again."

[megacyberninja]

I'd normally say sometimes

LOL. What dumbass asks you if you lift?

[UkChris93]

my fukin friend is so fukin confused as fuk i swer 2 god

he asks me if he should take protein powder on days he doesnt go to the gym, i explain to him that its just a fukin supplement to aid in your protein intake, hes like nawww man i heard you should only take it when you go to the gym and that its "common knowledge" fuk sake man

[Hormes]

Problem is the only people i socialise with already know i lift so it doesn't work.

Brb, finish last college exam for year, bar for 5 mins then giant gym sesh.

[Nasri1990]

I try to do the same not only with girls but also with friends but none of them ever believe me. It would only work if it isn't so blatantly obvious that you lift.

[ptotheb]

my fukin friend is so fukin confused as fuk i swer 2 god

he asks me if he should take protein powder on days he doesnt go to the gym, i explain to him that its just a fukin supplement to aid in your protein intake, hes like nawww man i heard you should only take it when you go to the gym and that its "common knowledge" fuk sake man

lol don't even bother with them. Let them talk to the bros at the supp shops and waste their money on broteins.
People who are lazy to do their own research about lifting are probably too lazy to commit themselves to the gym.

[megacyberninja]

Lol *******
Do you even lift OP?


















What if they tell you that once you say that you jog?

I can curl you, kid.

[ShaneDS]

I give them the classic "Nah i just do some yoga from time to time"

[UkChris93]

lol don't even bother with them. Let them talk to the bros at the supp shops and waste their money on broteins.
People who are lazy to do their own research about lifting are probably too lazy to commit themselves to the gym.

trust me man. Also hate when people say "i dont want to get too big, just toned". Jimmies = rustled.

[Kurnuk]

"i dont want to get too big, just toned". Jimmies = rustled.

This. Thank you Cosmopolitan. Thank you AskMen.

[patrickyounes]

I can curl you, kid.

Nah, doubt it........ okay maybe you can.
My jimmies would be rustled if you actually curl me.

[GangaBanga]

my fukin friend is so fukin confused as fuk i swer 2 god

he asks me if he should take protein powder on days he doesnt go to the gym, i explain to him that its just a fukin supplement to aid in your protein intake, hes like nawww man i heard you should only take it when you go to the gym and that its "common knowledge" fuk sake man

This is why I don't talk about gym outside of gym. If ppl want to know about lifting/diet then they should do their own research, too much bioscience out there to rationally talk about gym to the general population.

[guest89]

"Do you go to the gym?"


"No, I'm genetically like this."

[Quadsbrahh]

trust me man. Also hate when people say "i dont want to get too big, just toned". Jimmies = rustled.

I want to get toned, u know any good toning routines?

[Azza84]

i just tell them i lift 6 days a week. jokes on them i dont even lift.

[chitkunt]

If a female that's not mildly retarded believes that then you probably look like chit.

[Pheint]

When people ask me if I lift, I tell them I just started yesterday. The look on their face is priceless.

Strong avi, lol.

[SugarFree1]

Bitches prefer naturally strong/well-built people (even if that's unrealistic) over *******s who work their asses off at the gym 5 days a week to cope with their inferiority complexes. So just say "nah, maybe a push-up here and there"

Yeah why would a lady want someone who works hard towards bettering and improving themselves ::rolls eyes::

Although I find it sort of an odd question (specially from strangers) I also think its complimenting when someone asks if I workout. I dont know if its the perfect answer but I dont see or feel the need to lie about it either so usually a simple "yes" will suffice. Its when they ask for "dieting advice" that I could wind up babbling forever just to realize they could care less about whatever Ive answered.

[anonymous]

I'm 5'10 215lb at below 10% bf, girls don't ask if I go to the gym, they aren't full retard... That stops when you cross the little guy line at about 185lb