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Old 11-20-2008, 07:51 AM   #1
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Post A Poem: MISS ESTES by UPgrade

she teaches my biology class during 3rd period
hourglass figure and bubble azz something serious
i cant focus on those shiitty lectures anymore
class ends, head throbbing, i cant yet stand to get the fuk out the door

the chapter that we started on, was sex ed today
call me crazy, but Miss Estes seemed to keep looking my way
long hair, pin-straight, smooth skin and a small frame
i bet she's a cougar ... yep ... just looking to be tamed

i'm as suave as suave gets, and i let the classroom empty
i approach this animal, "i'm having trouble Miss Estes, can you help me"
her perfume fragrant, her moistened forming lips slightly pout
"the day is over UPgrade ... so ... maybe you can come by my house"

she scribbles an address on my hand and said to be there by 8
my swag right behind me, i stroll to the boys room to mastuurbate
i hop in my '92 powder blue probe right around 7:30
i'm driving fast, feeling c0cky, ready to give some Miss Estes a beating

i arrive and i'm feeling extra jovial that i found where she stays
the door's cracked so i go in and see her standing there in some outdated lingeries
a hundred nag champa insence has permeated this biitch's whole house
no matter ... i came for one thing and thats to knock Miss Estes' ... spine ... out

she approaches me slow, touches my chest, looks up and says "hi"
before she can sputter another word, i throw my elbow into her left fukn eye
i catch her by that shiny main on her way to the floor,
"you gonna give me an 'A' now biitch? or you ready for more?!"

i ain't even let her answer i just dropped a knee to her chin
lousy azz teacher, she's the problem with today's kids
hear her bones start to crack, and her spine discs slippin'
pin her down, cover her mouth, say, "Miss Estes, ssssh quit trippin'"

fist after fist impale this wh0re's kidneys and tummy,
wait ... wait ... maybe Miss Estes just wanted to fuk me?
i coulda gotten a passing grade from just that
i try asking, she's non-responsive, she wont say nothing back

daamn that's twice.
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Old 11-21-2008, 02:53 AM   #2
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i like this poem. it's full of surprises and is tangential, veering away from the organic.
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