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11-19-2008, 03:01 AM
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Shiity Museum Thief Gets A.N.A.L.L.Y. Impaled!
it was a cool, calm night in London. when suddenly, and without warning, the anguished cries and yelps of a tortured soul resonated through the city. the thief tried to break into the East London Museum. as he moved about trees and attempted to burgle the museum, the ****ty thief set off the museum's alarm system. spooked, the robber tried to make his get-away by shimmying down the tree. he lost his footing in his panic and fell, rectum first, into a waiting spike. lol, a man passing by finally answered the thief's poor cries and it wasn't until police arrived that there was a glimmer of hope for the poor bloke.
it took the firemen, who arrived after police, actually bending and finally cutting the steel spike so the man could have it removed from his rectum. onviously the guy suffered some intestinal damage. and he still faces charges for attempted robbery. how's that for karma?
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Last edited by UPgrade; 11-19-2008 at 03:03 AM.
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11-19-2008, 03:02 AM
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Never give up
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He's all ready for prison.
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11-19-2008, 03:03 AM
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Doin' Work
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11-19-2008, 03:04 AM
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Aggressive Fapper
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Oh **** !!!!!!!
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11-19-2008, 03:05 AM
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it even bent the spike!!!
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11-19-2008, 03:09 AM
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all the misc
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11-19-2008, 03:09 AM
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doesn't look like he used lube....that's gotta suck
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11-19-2008, 03:09 AM
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owwwwwwwwwwww
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11-19-2008, 03:10 AM
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Banned
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ehayes
He's all ready for prison.
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LOL!!
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11-19-2008, 03:10 AM
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London,UK
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repost.
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11-19-2008, 03:13 AM
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Banned
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ah yesss he's ready for fresh prison pounding
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11-19-2008, 03:17 AM
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holy mother****er.
how long are those spikes!!!
thats a ****ing DEEP impalement.
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11-19-2008, 03:20 AM
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Coffee in my veins.
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My butt hurts now. Thanks............
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11-19-2008, 03:20 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MedusaThrills
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oh was this already posted? well sorry for the repeat but i mean ... DAYUMN!
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"dont matter who did what to who at this point, fact is we went to war and now there aint no going back. i mean **** ... its what war is you know? once you're in it, you're in it. if its a lie, then we fight on that lie ... but we gotta fight" - Slim Charles
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11-19-2008, 03:21 AM
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You've got to be kidding me...
serious?
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11-19-2008, 07:16 AM
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Mama There Goes That Man!
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*screams*
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11-19-2008, 07:18 AM
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bwahahahaha
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11-19-2008, 07:19 AM
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I like to dissect girls.
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That made me ****ing CRINGE.
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11-19-2008, 07:26 AM
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Brothers of Metal Crew
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that'll make ur butthole pucker up real quick
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11-19-2008, 07:29 AM
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lemme see your hands
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oh lawd
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