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10-25-2008, 07:27 AM
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* Dumbest Shiit You Witnessed This Week *
The phones rings in my office ...
Guy: Hey there, is Monica around?
Me: No she took today off, did you wanna leave a message?
Guy: Do you know when she'll be back?
Me: Yeah ... ... ... tomorrow.
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Then about 10 minutes later some biitch calls and asks for this guy last name, first name.
Biitch: Yes, may I please speak with Larosa, Michael?
...........? maybe I'm just in an azzhole kinda mood (no homo) today or something, I dont know.
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10-25-2008, 07:31 AM
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Oracle of IHOP
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boyscouT's female mod application thread.
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10-25-2008, 07:32 AM
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Constantly Bulking
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A black lady at my work trying to pronouce the word parmesan (no racist)
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10-25-2008, 07:35 AM
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Member: Team Ground Zero
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Quote:
Originally Posted by boxcarguy07
A black lady at my work trying to pronouce the word parmesan (no racist)
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lmao
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10-25-2008, 07:36 AM
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Does anyone read this?
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This thread.
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10-25-2008, 07:38 AM
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4Burgers2Fries1DietSoda
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Yesterday morning, on my way to work, i seen the stupidest crazy ass **** ever. This deer thought he was faster than my car and tried to jump across the road just as I was going by I mean how fcukin stupid can this dude be I mean I'm scootin down the road and "hey I'm pretty sure i can beat this car" and KABLAMWHAMO I owned that deer, but lookin back now, maybe he owned me since I now have 2k+ damage to my car? I dunno but that was one stupid fawckin deer
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10-25-2008, 07:40 AM
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f*ck the thought police
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i saw a guy on this forum that i regularly visit who had "all about my cake, i'm tryna marry betty crocker" - Lil Wayne in his sig. i was like wtf?
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Never trust a man or religion who is afraid to be questioned. For truth will remain truth, under any challenge.
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10-25-2008, 07:41 AM
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f*ck the thought police
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Quote:
Originally Posted by boxcarguy07
A black lady at my work trying to pronouce the word parmesan (no racist)
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ay yo lemme get some o dat parmezizzan fo rayl.
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The white race is the cancer of human history. - Jewish Marxist Susan Sontag
If you mention anything about the races not being equal, or that the jews might be mixed up in Communism, or behind race mixing, if you talk about any of those things, you are silenced and shut up. And I don't think that's right. - George Lincoln Rockwell 1966
Never trust a man or religion who is afraid to be questioned. For truth will remain truth, under any challenge.
commie-bombed by freedom hater BPP
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10-25-2008, 07:43 AM
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Banned
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I don't see anything dumb in the OP.
Anyway, I saw someone put a cockroach on a toothpick and burn it to death with a lighter. Kinda cool.
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10-25-2008, 07:43 AM
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Ja.. und?
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My Fed Ex driver's rant about politics was particularly face-palm worthy.
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10-25-2008, 07:44 AM
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lolcat enthusiast
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I dont think the first one was that dumb to be honest. Even the second one wasn't too bad haha I mean I know a few people with the surname 'michael' but never heard the christian name larosa.
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10-26-2008, 06:26 AM
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capital, weight, status
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another dipshiit ...
lol ... i can't believe this shiit ....
my old boss shot me an email ... just saying hi and what not. asking how life is ... yada yada yada
i replied with the basic, "things are going well, thanks for asking" type of email. during the salutation i said, "well i need to get going ... i've been drinking a ton of water all day and i need to take a piss and get back to work."
dipshiit boss' immediate reply, and i quote, "You know you shouldn't be drinking water throughout the day? There's new research out that proves doctors have been wrong about water consumption for years. Your body makes all the water you need. So be careful, you don't want to hurt yourself."
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"dont matter who did what to who at this point, fact is we went to war and now there aint no going back. i mean **** ... its what war is you know? once you're in it, you're in it. if its a lie, then we fight on that lie ... but we gotta fight" - Slim Charles
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10-26-2008, 06:29 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Aussie12
I dont think the first one was that dumb to be honest. Even the second one wasn't too bad haha I mean I know a few people with the surname 'michael' but never heard the christian name larosa.
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yeah i think i just wasnt in the greatest of moods or something ... but it was funny because she paused after saying larosa ... and then added the michael. if there was a larosa working over here - i doubt the last name would be needed to clarify exactly which larosa she was refering to.
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"dont matter who did what to who at this point, fact is we went to war and now there aint no going back. i mean **** ... its what war is you know? once you're in it, you're in it. if its a lie, then we fight on that lie ... but we gotta fight" - Slim Charles
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10-26-2008, 06:31 AM
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Banned
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i brought 25 cheeseburgers when drunk sat night.
i ate 2 and gave the rest to mates lol.
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10-26-2008, 06:34 AM
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Registered User
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I was arrested and put in a cell for mooning a passing car - sober
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10-26-2008, 06:36 AM
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give em the boot
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Quote:
Originally Posted by VanillaWhey
i brought 25 cheeseburgers when drunk sat night.
i ate 2 and gave the rest to mates lol.
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success
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10-26-2008, 06:37 AM
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a PT at my gym.
-Makes kid do 1/8 squats
-Kid can't keep the bar on his back (too high, not in the middle, arms not where they should..)
-PT adds weight between each sets
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10-26-2008, 06:37 AM
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hockeychick
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DMBs I want a new car so buy my book lol.
brb reporting her to the IRS 
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10-26-2008, 06:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Arlecchino
boyscouT's female mod application thread.
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^^^^this
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11-20-2008, 10:22 PM
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