I was trying to think of some of the most fool-proof ways of killing someone, and here is what I have come up with.
1) Take them out on a boat, kill them, bust out their teeth (teeth would make them easy to identify), fill two buckets with cement, place their feet in the buckets, and when it dries, dump them overboard. Best if you do it out in the middle of the ocean. By the time anyone could get out there to investigate (if they could ever find the spot) the body would have decomposed and there would be no dna or dental records to identify the body.
2) Kill them however you want, bust out the teeth (should always do that), go to a construction site at night, dump them in a porta-potty. Any weird smells users noted would just be chalked up to an especially juicy poop. By the time anyone got there to check (and who would go in and check in there for a body?) the bacteria in the poo would have decomposed the body. No evidence left.
3) Kill them and break into a funeral home at night. Cremate the body. Put the ashes in a river or something.
4) Take them out into the middle of nowhere, preferably somewhere with a body of water and lots of animals nearby. Find as big as possible of a blackberry bush. Bust out the teeth, cut off the fingers/toes. Kill them and roll them down into the middle of the blackberry bush. Throw the fingers and toes into a river or a lake, and take the teeth with you, and throw them away somewhere totally unrelated, somewhere detectives would never think to look.
Anyone else got any good ideas?
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10-24-2008, 12:08 PM #1
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Best ways to kill someone w/o getting caught (no serial killer)
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10-24-2008, 12:09 PM #2
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put dnp on their water for 1 month and up the dse every day and he will DIE
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10-24-2008, 12:11 PM #5
Usually if you want to kill someone you are not on terms good enough with them to invite them out for a boat-trip/wild-hunt
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10-24-2008, 12:11 PM #6
if you really plan it out then chances are you will not be caught unless you have a motive to kill the person. this is why serial killers can get 9 or 10 people before they are caught and thats the FBI after them too.
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10-24-2008, 12:12 PM #9
you do realize you would be arrested if someone called your post in right?
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10-24-2008, 12:13 PM #11
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na whatcom, gf goes there though
lol i have the right to think about ways to kill people. in my CSI class (im going to school to be a cop) the teacher taught us that it is a really good idea to think of ways to commit crimes, so that when you are investigating them you can think how the criminal thinksDisregard Everything, Acquire Aesthetics Crew
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10-24-2008, 12:14 PM #12
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i'm gonna kill the OP
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