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    i just blew my load as my mom came into the room

    ffs man she just left afterwards and im stuck in my room embarressed as ****. she came in while the porn was on and as i was busting into a cup, i even fired miss shots when she busted in from the surprise. wtf should i do. i cant stay hiding in my room forever DF****
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    Originally Posted by umadmang View Post
    ffs man she just left afterwards and im stuck in my room embarressed as ****. she came in while the porn was on and as i was busting into a cup, i even fired miss shots when she busted in from the surprise. wtf should i do. i cant stay hiding in my room forever DF****
    hand her the cup n say "does this taste like dad?"
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    Originally Posted by umadmang View Post
    ffs man she just left afterwards and im stuck in my room embarressed as ****. she came in while the porn was on and as i was busting into a cup, i even fired miss shots when she busted in from the surprise. wtf should i do. i cant stay hiding in my room forever DF****
    LOL damn....my ex and I got caught fukin by her 7 yo son once.....now thats embarressing.
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    Originally Posted by umadmang View Post
    ffs man she just left afterwards
    u mad cuz she didn't stick around to cuddle?
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    I'm conceiving an invention to stop this from happening. I'm thinking of a button you push on your desk that sends out a sheet of metal from the side to brace the door shut. When you hear a knock you hit the button.

    alternatively it can be rigged with the opening of the door incase theres no knock.

    Thniking of calling it 'Fapsafe' or something.
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    Originally Posted by wildphucker View Post
    Thniking of calling it 'Fapsafe' or something.
    Or you could call it a lock.
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    Originally Posted by wildphucker View Post
    I'm conceiving an invention to stop this from happening. I'm thinking of a button you push on your desk that sends out a sheet of metal from the side to brace the door shut. When you hear a knock you hit the button.

    alternatively it can be rigged with the opening of the door incase theres no knock.

    Thniking of calling it 'Fapsafe' or something.
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    LOL damn....my ex and I got caught fukin by her 7 yo son once.....now thats embarressing.
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    Originally Posted by dan_the_man1997 View Post
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    [quote]Originally Posted by Strongestdick

    this one time i taped two plastic bags filled with warm water together with duct tape. It was fuking awesome, swear to god it was like fuking microwaved titties.[/quote]
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    Originally Posted by wildphucker View Post
    I'm conceiving an invention to stop this from happening. I'm thinking of a button you push on your desk that sends out a sheet of metal from the side to brace the door shut. When you hear a knock you hit the button.

    alternatively it can be rigged with the opening of the door incase theres no knock.

    Thniking of calling it 'Fapsafe' or something.
    They already have these cool things on doorknobs, I'm trying to remember what they are called. Oh yeah, a lock!

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    i dont think i recall ever jerkin it with the door unlocked at my parents house. at least she knows your not having sex now, even though you'll prolly be doing the dishes from now on

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    one time when i was fappin' it my mom started knocking on my door and was like, "WHERE ARE YOU ITS GETTING LATE?!" (had to be some where very soon) i started to cum ad that moment and my reply was, "I'M COMING!!!!" i lol'd to my self.

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