I had my first experience with a squirter

**ChefPhalBignuts** · 01-03-2009, 02:23 AM

And she didn't even know she was one! Twice with oral and once with my harpoon

It's all over the back of my car and my shirt. I don't give a ****

Still partying from the Utes win!

**ChefPhalBignuts** · 01-03-2009, 02:25 AM

And I gave her the shocker after PIITB failed a couple times. Then it went straight in

I let her drive me car cause I'm too drunk. Jesus

**fivas15** · 01-03-2009, 02:26 AM

Did you use sun tan lotion as lube?

**ChefPhalBignuts** · 01-03-2009, 02:27 AM

I don't know what the **** we used as lube. She gave me 40mg of Vicoden after too. I'm feeling goooooood

**atao16** · 01-03-2009, 02:27 AM

lol i hope that **** doesnt get soaked into the seats........and smell bad lol gross

**fivas15** · 01-03-2009, 02:28 AM

You ****ed her in your car? It's fuking snowing like crazy outside.

**s2grand** · 01-03-2009, 02:29 AM

that may smell for a little bit.

**ChefPhalBignuts** · 01-03-2009, 02:30 AM

Originally Posted by atao16

lol i hope that **** doesnt get soaked into the seats........and smell bad lol gross

It will be... ****....

And my shirt... andd face

Originally Posted by fivas15

You ****ed her in your car? It's fuking snowing like crazy outside.

Not here anymore. It was at half time, but then it stopped

**Mayhem Monkey** · 01-03-2009, 02:30 AM

thats so bad ass.
what it feel like on your penor?

**ChefPhalBignuts** · 01-03-2009, 02:31 AM

Originally Posted by bb2k9

thats so bad ass.
what it feel like on your penor?

Water and then instant wet and lube. It was ****ing awesome. I don't even care that it's all over my face and **** still. It's an epic victory

**Bigswoll07** · 01-03-2009, 02:31 AM

Originally Posted by fivas15

Did you use sun tan lotion as lube?

That's ME!!!!

**Mayhem Monkey** · 01-03-2009, 02:32 AM

Originally Posted by PhalC1

Water and then instant wet and lube. It was ****ing awesome. I don't even care that it's all over my face and **** still. It's an epic victory

that is an epic victory
waiting for my first squirter just for the experience and a couple LULZzz

**fivas15** · 01-03-2009, 02:33 AM

Originally Posted by Bigswoll07

That's ME!!!!

LMAO, you're the reason why I posted that.

Oh and 31-17 the Mormons

**ChefPhalBignuts** · 01-03-2009, 02:33 AM

Originally Posted by bb2k9

that is an epic victory
waiting for my first squirter just for the experience and a couple LULZzz

The condom and wet spot are still in my car lol

**s2grand** · 01-03-2009, 02:33 AM

Originally Posted by PhalC1

Water and then instant wet and lube. It was ****ing awesome. I don't even care that it's all over my face and **** still. It's an epic victory

props for the victory brah

**atao16** · 01-03-2009, 02:34 AM

dude i hope im as drunk as you if i ever get squirted unexpectedly. honestly i have no idea how i would react if it got all over the place like that haha

**ChefPhalBignuts** · 01-03-2009, 02:35 AM

I think I need to take pics of the stain lol

**Mr. PotatoSalad** · 01-03-2009, 02:35 AM

Originally Posted by PhalC1

The condom and wet spot are still in my car lol

You should clean up the car brah, don`t want that **** to do any damage.

**clayu86** · 01-03-2009, 02:35 AM

yeh youll want to clean your seat man. My girl is a squirter and she got it all over my bed...it smells when it dries, but fuk its an awesome feeling and she will only come back for more. Every woman can do it. You just have to teach them.

**ChefPhalBignuts** · 01-03-2009, 02:35 AM

Originally Posted by atao16

dude i hope im as drunk as you if i ever get a squirted unexpectedly. honestly i have no idea how i would react if it got all over the place like that haha

I was licking and fingering the g spot and all the sudden I was like WTF HAPPENED?! But then I stuck it back in and she did it again and then I went back to town down there

nom nom nom

**zachry144** · 01-03-2009, 02:36 AM

go air force falcons!

**Mr. PotatoSalad** · 01-03-2009, 02:36 AM

Originally Posted by PhalC1

I think I need to take pics of the stain lol

Do eeet! Inb4pics

**Mayhem Monkey** · 01-03-2009, 02:36 AM

haha if i got squirted in my mouth id get limp dick about 50% of the time, all the time

**edible_eye** · 01-03-2009, 02:38 AM

Squirt, squirt - she ruined her skirt.

**ChefPhalBignuts** · 01-03-2009, 02:39 AM

Pics taken and on their way

**ChefPhalBignuts** · 01-03-2009, 02:41 AM

Uhh ohh.... lol

How do I clean thisj ****?

**fivas15** · 01-03-2009, 02:42 AM

^^^

That's going to stink like crazy tomorrow.

**Mr. PotatoSalad** · 01-03-2009, 02:42 AM

Originally Posted by PhalC1

Uhh ohh.... lol

Lul, now you have a picture to always remind you.

**ChefPhalBignuts** · 01-03-2009, 02:43 AM

Originally Posted by MustardTiger

Lul, now you have a picture to always remind you.

I might myspace this **** lol

**atao16** · 01-03-2009, 02:45 AM

wow i am surprised you didnt drown. good to see you made it out alive sir.

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