stock market crashing...new merges emerging!

[VaughnTrue]

Maybe I shouldn't give you some of these, but here goes: Investment tips for 2008-2009 for all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations in 2008-2009.

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2.) PolyGram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker.

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakot a Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!

And finally

9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith and Wesson will merge under the new name: TittyTittyBang Bang

[~Hades~]

Last

Hopefully Victoria's keeps the Angels for this merger. Hot chicks in lingerie saying TittyTittyBangBang is a recurring dream of mine

[Illadelphia]

I laughed at a moderate level for no more than 4 seconds

[Black_Label]

Thought this was serious for a minute. Then i was like lol

Back to my Money and Banking homework -_-

[VaughnTrue]

I laughed at a moderate level for no more than 4 seconds

hey...not too shabby!

[lambpasty]

i lol'd thinking this were serious thrad

[Mr.Farang]

Maybe I shouldn't give you some of these, but here goes: Investment tips for 2008-2009 for all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations in 2008-2009.

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2.) PolyGram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker.

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakot a Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!

And finally

9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith and Wesson will merge under the new name: TittyTittyBang Bang

I have been saying that for years. They delivered things to the world on time. Well, not exactly on time; otherwise why so many get pissed off?

make that a plural......lots of FedUPS......so many people are pissed off or pissing off each other now.




After all these mergers, I will merge with WannaGetLeanBaby......LOL!!!

[UHCougar05]

[._-ZEUS-_.]

Very interesting...

[Black_Label]

That is what i did!

I didnt feel like finding one of those though lol

[_Smitty_]

i held it together 'til #7.

[punksurfer024]

that was hilarious! good stuff.

[VaughnTrue]

I laughed at a moderate level for no more than 4 seconds

that was hilarious! good stuff.

ila. he just pissed on your face.



rebuttle?

[Illadelphia]

ila. he just pissed on your face.



rebuttle?

He just wants free Vaughn, i mean Bold

[or_yourlivingtodie]

hahahah
got this in my email the other day


lmao

[xoxx]

investing multipule millions in all of those stocks as we speak.