Ok, so today i was going too get my ipod after working my biceps. I was casually walking over to get it. My locker is in the corner and the fist locker too my left theres an old guy. Naked. i went too get my stuff and he bent over to get his bag and he hit his sweaty ass on my head. This really pissed me off so i just decided id give him a dirty look. Has anyone else been subject too oblivious old guys. Please write your story.
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10-01-2008, 01:55 PM #1
Locker Room (Changing room) Stories?
Goals By Summer 09': Current Weight: 145 Goal: 150 (LEAN)
My Journal: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=111027061
Current --------- Summer Of 09'
Deads: 240x5 - Goal: 350x8
Bench: 165x1 - Goal: 190x5
Incline Bench: 115lbs Goal: 160lbs
Bentover Barbell Row: 145x5 - Goal: 170x5
Squats: 150x5 : Goal: 230x5
DB Bench: 55x8 --- 70x8
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10-01-2008, 01:59 PM #2
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10-01-2008, 02:06 PM #4
Omg man its just weird cause they're not even self conscious. They just walk around flop there dicks around and staring at everyone too see if they still got it. And its always all humid and gross in the changing rooms.
Goals By Summer 09': Current Weight: 145 Goal: 150 (LEAN)
My Journal: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=111027061
Current --------- Summer Of 09'
Deads: 240x5 - Goal: 350x8
Bench: 165x1 - Goal: 190x5
Incline Bench: 115lbs Goal: 160lbs
Bentover Barbell Row: 145x5 - Goal: 170x5
Squats: 150x5 : Goal: 230x5
DB Bench: 55x8 --- 70x8
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10-01-2008, 02:18 PM #5
one time when i was like 14 me and my friends were taking showers at the local college after swimming in the pool and playing basketball.
i got out of the shower early, as did one of my other friends
The friend that was out with me, dared me to run by and open the shower curtain to my friend who was still taking a shower.
Me being the tough one (hehe), i run by and swing the shower curtain open so everybody can see my friend naked.
Well, my friend wasnt in this shower, it was some guy in his 40's, who was already feuding with me earlier about making a mess in the locker room.
Needless to say, he chases me around the whole locker room even though he was naked.
i ran outside, he did not
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10-01-2008, 02:22 PM #6Goals By Summer 09': Current Weight: 145 Goal: 150 (LEAN)
My Journal: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=111027061
Current --------- Summer Of 09'
Deads: 240x5 - Goal: 350x8
Bench: 165x1 - Goal: 190x5
Incline Bench: 115lbs Goal: 160lbs
Bentover Barbell Row: 145x5 - Goal: 170x5
Squats: 150x5 : Goal: 230x5
DB Bench: 55x8 --- 70x8
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10-01-2008, 02:26 PM #7
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10-01-2008, 02:37 PM #8
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10-03-2008, 04:09 PM #9
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10-03-2008, 04:12 PM #10
not exactly on-topic, but today at college, i was going for a piss, and 2 guys walked in, not knowing i was there , and went into the same cubicle.
I tried to get out without them noticing, but i know they heard meMy journal: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=110608191
"But I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is that moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle ? victorious" - Vince Lombardi
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10-03-2008, 04:17 PM #11
Lmfao, good stories... I went to the beach and me and my friend had to piss and a guy was standing right at the door way just changing with his cock just peeking out i was like wow WTF. its a public beach ya idiot. I dont get why they love being naked any chance they get.
Rofl'd at the 40year old guy chasing you, would of been even better if he had slipped.Don't pray for lighter burdens but for stronger bodies.
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10-03-2008, 04:17 PM #12
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10-03-2008, 04:18 PM #13My journal: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=110608191
"But I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is that moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle ? victorious" - Vince Lombardi
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10-03-2008, 04:30 PM #14
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10-03-2008, 05:22 PM #17
A few years back, when I never even did consistent workouts, I would just go with my friend and his older brother. I would just go once in a blue moon with them just to get the feel of the gym atmosphere.
Long Story short, when we hit the locker room to grab our duffel bags, this old hag was standing there putting on deodorant, flesh naked. My friend was on the floor crying with laughter. This guy had white Santa Claus hair and was hairier than Wolfman from Ripley's Believe It Or Not. The old folk mentioned how he just finished refereeing an Recreation Basketball Game. He was talking to another gym dude for like 10 min! He didn't even bother throwing on underwear, just stood there like he was fully clothed or something.
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10-03-2008, 05:28 PM #18
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Finished my workout and went to change as i was changing i thought i saw some guy staring at me but the locker room was crowded so i figured he was waiting for his friend in the same isle or something. Went to take a piss all the urinals are empty but he goes to the one right next to mine and starts staring at my dick i look at him go wtf are u doing, asks me if i want to go to his house I tell him no u ****ing ***got jet out of the gym he followed my for 3 blocks. Never saw him again but it was ****in creepy as hell.
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10-03-2008, 05:31 PM #19
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10-04-2008, 07:00 AM #20
there is a guy at my gym from japan, he is actully pretty cool i talked to him for a bit and stuff, but he was in the locker room today and i dont think he knew anyone was in there b/c he started singing really loudly in a diffrent laungue it was funny, but hes a pretty cool guy
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10-04-2008, 07:03 AM #21
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10-04-2008, 07:08 AM #22
I got another one i was at the gym two days back and my wrestling coach was there. He was standing naked in the locker room about 3 lockers down from me. I forced myself not too stare hes in his late 50's and he starts talking too me about how he won sectionals when he was younger. And i was just in awe that he could stand there naked and talk too me even when im tryin my best too show him that i dont wanna talk or face him while hes standing there naked.
Goals By Summer 09': Current Weight: 145 Goal: 150 (LEAN)
My Journal: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=111027061
Current --------- Summer Of 09'
Deads: 240x5 - Goal: 350x8
Bench: 165x1 - Goal: 190x5
Incline Bench: 115lbs Goal: 160lbs
Bentover Barbell Row: 145x5 - Goal: 170x5
Squats: 150x5 : Goal: 230x5
DB Bench: 55x8 --- 70x8
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10-04-2008, 07:09 AM #23
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10-04-2008, 07:38 AM #26
me and my friend are in the sauna just chillin, we both got our boxers on, and we're just in there talking. We're in 1 of the smaller suana's of the club, and 1 old walks in in a towel, so he stands up and is drying off, and me and my friend look at each other with laughter in our eyes, so we walk out, and then 2 seconds later the old dude walks out the suana.
Why do old dudes just love being naked?I rep back, just sayin.
"What you eat today, determines what you'll bench tomorrow"
Stay tuned with my Transformation Journal:
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10-04-2008, 08:16 AM #27
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10-04-2008, 08:19 AM #28
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10-04-2008, 08:49 AM #29
I didnt see it personally but in our weight room we have glass mirrors and theres this really annoying cocky black kid in there.
Well some kid was lifting a barbell above his head and this black kid bags him all the way down and the kids left standin there holding the weight up butt ass naked. lawl
I woulda deckd that beeotchDon't pray for lighter burdens but for stronger bodies.
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10-04-2008, 08:55 AM #30
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