the official indian/desi miscers thread

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This was probably one of the WORST movies I have ever seen.

One of the only good movies I have seen this year is Wednesday. That was an awesome movie.

need to watch that then

[Andalite]

Wednesday was a strong ass movie man.

Loved it. I liked the part when he asks the inspector "what do you do when cockroaches enter your home?"

Then he says you kill them and clean up, and I'm not a terrorist, simply a man trying to clean my house.

Yes, I loved that dialogue as well. Very bad-ass.

Naseeruddin Shah's swearing was awesome as well You rarely get to hear that **** in Hindi movies.

Yup. x2

need to watch that then

Oh definitely. Add that to your list.

[Redeem_Yourself]

someone wanna hook me up with a legit online source to watch this movie?

i'm in a boarding school so they got websense... any streaming site would be great!

[pagan109]

someone wanna hook me up with a legit online source to watch this movie?

i'm in a boarding school so they got websense... any streaming site would be great!

www.bhejafry.net

[tmac4real]

Naseeruddin Shah's swearing was awesome as well You rarely get to hear that **** in Hindi movies.

yeah man. I remember tho there used to be alot of swearing in old movies, when I used to live In india.

Every other movie would be "KUTEY! KAMINEY! TERE MUN MEIN KIDEY HOGEIN" etc etc

[user7348234739]

holy ****, there's a whole thread of indians/desis?

i didn't know they worked out... o.0

[Redeem_Yourself]

holy ****, there's a whole thread of indians/desis?

i didn't know they worked out... o.0

haan vi putt aaa jaa ... line vich lag jaa

[user8489791000]

oh **** hey guys

[Redeem_Yourself]

oh **** hey guys

sup brah i mean prah

[pagan109]

Cheat meal time : 8 parottas(the malayali kind) and chicken curry

[tmac4real]

Cheat meal time : 8 parottas(the malayali kind) and chicken curry

8 oily fattenign parathas damn negro

[pagan109]

8 oily fattenign parathas damn negro

Nah..it was worse than that...parotta(think its popular only in kerala) is different from parathas....and i passed out after eating that.Was reaally pissed off that i lost some weight in the last one week ...so needed some strong bulk

[Redeem_Yourself]

Nah..it was worse than that...parotta(think its popular only in kerala) is different from parathas....and i passed out after eating that.Was reaally pissed off that i lost some weight in the last one week ...so needed some strong bulk

bundi ni maari yaar... you guys are so careful about cheating n ****...
you do know you can cheat a lot more, just don't eat 6 meals... get enough proteinz and you're set... i am never gonna be one of those idiots who eats "clean" all the time

[tmac4real]

Tryna get jacked and swole so I just eat whateve the **** I want/can when I want to get teh bitches at juhu Beach i'll cut

[gtg]

Aur kasie ho..

[pagan109]

bundi ni maari yaar... you guys are so careful about cheating n ****...
you do know you can cheat a lot more, just don't eat 6 meals... get enough proteinz and you're set... i am never gonna be one of those idiots who eats "clean" all the time

I eat what i want...which thankfully is mostly clean.Only stuff i would consider as a 'cheat meal' is beer,parotta and beef fry...which i try to keep it to once or twice a week.

and you both are 18-19...im old brah!..i got to watch what i eat

[tmac4real]

I eat what i want...which thankfully is mostly clean.Only stuff i would consider as a 'cheat meal' is beer,parotta and beef fry...which i try to keep it to once or twice a week.

and you both are 18-19...im old brah!..i got to watch what i eat

haha from ur avatar dude I'm imagining like a korean/chinese/vietnamese/philipino looking dude.

[pagan109]

haha from ur avatar dude I'm imagining like a korean/chinese/vietnamese/philipino looking dude.

south indian brah...no chinki

[Redeem_Yourself]

i eat whatever and it's so much better than oats and pb all the time like i used to... i got no gainz.. then i started eating whatever i wanted and bam... started getting teh jacked fibraz

for example today i ate:

breakfast
3 fried eggs
4 slices of bacon
2 servings of cream cheese
some scrambled eggs on the side
a waffle with maple syrup

3 hours later
40 grams of ultra peptide whey (baaaalinnn)

lunch
2 pepperoni calzones
a lot of deli beef on the side (i don't give a **** about sodium mayne)
a lot of syriacha sauce on it (baaaaalin)

pre wo:
9 caps pre surge

intraworkout:
one serving of intrabolic (baaalinnn)

post workout/dinner:
3 beef patties
potatoes
egg rolls
piece of pie
2 glasses of milk

prebed meal:
35 grams of ultra peptide 2.0 choco pb + animal omega (baalin)

[Redeem_Yourself]

I eat what i want...which thankfully is mostly clean.Only stuff i would consider as a 'cheat meal' is beer,parotta and beef fry...which i try to keep it to once or twice a week.

and you both are 18-19...im old brah!..i got to watch what i eat

i'd eat beef fry + paruantha aurr day if i could

the beer... that's pretty much what i consider a cheat..
also icecream or sweets basically... anything that had decent proteinz aint' no cheat in my book

[sm34459]

Where do you guys meet indian girls...

I am in the US and I can't find any decent looking ones.

[Andalite]

Where do you guys meet indian girls...

I am in the US and I can't find any decent looking ones.

I don't date Indian chicks in the US. They're 1000000x more conservative than the girls I know back home in Bombay. There is NO WAY I would even consider being in a relationship with Indian chicks who've been born and brought-up in the states. They may look great but their attitudes are very prudish. Atleast this is my experience with them.

[Redeem_Yourself]

I don't date Indian chicks in the US. They're 1000000x more conservative than the girls I know back home in Bombay. There is NO WAY I would even consider being in a relationship with Indian chicks who've been born and brought-up in the states. They may look great but their attitudes are very prudish. Atleast this is my experience with them.

dunno bout here brah... i've got 2 ugly indian girls at my school... i usually meet them whenever i got for model un (im still in high school so)... a lot of hot indian girls there man and they get on top of me, pretty much, cuz they're not used to seeing punjabi bois who seem super american but are actually desi...

so the point i'm coming to is... join some ****ing activities like model un that you think indian girls will love to do...

[pandaemon666]

guys i'm back after a long abscence of a month. what epicness has transpired while i was gone>?

[Andalite]

dunno bout here brah... i've got 2 ugly indian girls at my school... i usually meet them whenever i got for model un (im still in high school so)... a lot of hot indian girls there man and they get on top of me, pretty much, cuz they're not used to seeing punjabi bois who seem super american but are actually desi...

so the point i'm coming to is... join some ****ing activities like model un that you think indian girls will love to do...

This would work if I wanted to date Indian chicks. I have dated Indian girls from the states...Looked fine but damn those relationships sucked. I like Indian girls from Bombay much much more....Plus: I rather date other races....My parents don't give a crap whom I date...black, white, yellow, red, whatever...all they see is pink

[junkfunk]

Hi there ,

I am Aaron i am 19 years old from India and i am very lean and skinny (175 cm's tall and 125 lbs). Its been a month at the gym and i am following good exercises and good diet too.I realized that my body did not grow rather than it came in good shape but no muscle inside So, I was very depressed about that and certain question came in my mind about the "Hormones" hence i decided to test my HgH (Human Growth Hormone) and i saw the test report it was : 3.86 ng/mL.
I saw various websites they state that 5 ng/mL in Adult and 10 ng/mL is normal and my doctor says my level is normal. is it? or not?

If its not please tell me the ways to make it normal so that i can gain weight > both artificial and normal ways.

Thanks

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[Andalite]

Hi there ,

I am Aaron i am 19 years old from India and i am very lean and skinny (175 cm's tall and 125 lbs). Its been a month at the gym and i am following good exercises and good diet too.I realized that my body did not grow rather than it came in good shape but no muscle inside So, I was very depressed about that and certain question came in my mind about the "Hormones" hence i decided to test my HgH (Human Growth Hormone) and i saw the test report it was : 3.86 ng/mL.
I saw various websites they state that 5 ng/mL in Adult and 10 ng/mL is normal and my doctor says my level is normal. is it? or not?

If its not please tell me the ways to make it normal so that i can gain weight > both artificial and normal ways.

Thanks

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That is way too low. I don't see how that is "normal". But you have to take into consideration that 5 ng/ml is an average. So if you're at a 4 or 6 that is still normal. You just happen to be at the lower end of the spectrum. Do back to the doctor and tell him you want to increase your hgh level. But while you're at it, test your testosterone level. That might be a better indicator.

[Redeem_Yourself]

That is way too low. I don't see how that is "normal". But you have to take into consideration that 5 ng/ml is an average. So if you're at a 4 or 6 that is still normal. You just happen to be at the lower end of the spectrum. Do back to the doctor and tell him you want to increase your hgh level. But while you're at it, test your testosterone level. That might be a better indicator.

x2

and remember, i for a year kept thinking that i had low test, until i started eating right and lifting right and then boom!

[Andalite]

x2

and remember, i for a year kept thinking that i had low test, until i started eating right and lifting right and then boom!

This is very true. I have found that keeping a relatively good (note: "good" is a very relative term here) fat intake, keeps your test levels pretty high.

I have (diet wise) personally found that all it comes down to is calories in vs. calories out. This is over-simplifying it ofcourse but at the end of the day you must keep this in mind along with "quality over quantity".

Plus: testosterone levels wave. They're not always the same day in and day out. Just like how women have a menstrual cycle we men have a much much much smaller waving of our test levels. Thank god they aren't so extreme LOL...

[tmac4real]

I don't date Indian chicks in the US. They're 1000000x more conservative than the girls I know back home in Bombay. There is NO WAY I would even consider being in a relationship with Indian chicks who've been born and brought-up in the states. They may look great but their attitudes are very prudish. Atleast this is my experience with them.

wow lo I don't think I can disagree more.

The girls here are ****ing ugly, the girls in bombay hotter.
And the girls here are sluttier than the ones in Bombay.

All in my opinion. The girls here are ugly as fuk.