Pew! Smelly food!! (Lmao...vent post and humorous)

ericg · 03-24-2003, 10:10 AM

Okay it’s vent/laugh your ass off time. At my job there are a bunch of guys and a few women. There are 4 women directly behind me.
These 4 have absolutely nothing better to do than chat and gossip all day long. Anyway, I bring in 3 of my 6 meals in to work every morning. My first meal consists of 6 egg whites, 1 slice of American cheese and 3 turkey breast slices. Another meal may consist of 9oz of chicken breast, sometimes slightly seasoned. They have gone directly to my supervisor and complained about the smell. LMFAO…they don’t have the guts to approach me directly, and these 4 (or let me say 2 specific ones) make a huge STINK (no pun intended) went directly to my supervisor instead (who will stick up for them rather than his own group). I laughed when he told me this. I mean out of all things to complain about, you complain about the smell of food? You wear your tacky 86th St and Ave. U toilet water women’s perfume, put up coconut air fresheners, eat your own food but that doesn’t smell? So today this guy from the Security group, surprisingly, went up to my supervisor and complained! What a p*ssy! Why is it these people can’t come up to me directly and nicely say something to me? It’s not like I’m eating Alaskan baked trout, curry chicken, ganja goat or fried yak! I think it’s funny and pathetic at the same time. Then I start to make jokes with my coworkers and they get all pissy like little school girls. They start whispering among themselves like a bunch of cowards. Our country is at war, our men are dying out there to protect the WORLD from tyranny and nuclear/biological warfare, and these 4 are complaining about the smell of eggs and chicken. Get a life and get a clue.

BRIT_BEEF · 03-24-2003, 11:08 AM

LMAO!!

I can sympathise with you mate...

I take a tub of creatine to work and everyone calls it "steroids"

Everyone think's I'm weird because I carry around a 2litre bottle of water all day.

I read bodybuilding mags at work and everyone says it is gay, then I catch them looking through them themselves. This is usually accompanied with the classic "I would go down the gym with you mate, but don't want to get that big", while pointing to a picture of Ronnie Coleman.

Big_Spaz · 03-24-2003, 11:18 AM

LMAO! I know exactly what you guys mean. I love that crap when people say "That looks disgusting" and they are looking through my FLEX. Well guess what, you will never see that. I know they think these guys are out walking on the sidewalk out front or something but it isn't like that. You may run across one of these freaks sometime in your life, and trust me, you'll know it.

EngineThatCould · 03-24-2003, 11:55 AM

That's when you rip a protein fart off and yell "Ahh, the bouquet. How's that smelling for ya back there?"

redneck19 · 03-24-2003, 12:12 PM

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Originally posted by EngineThatCould
That's when you rip a protein fart off and yell "Ahh, the bouquet. How's that smelling for ya back there?"

now THAT would be funny

The Iron Lord · 03-24-2003, 12:25 PM

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Originally posted by EngineThatCould
That's when you rip a protein fart off and yell "Ahh, the bouquet. How's that smelling for ya back there?"

Protein farts are always top shelf. Lately, I've been making my own chili using 96% lean ground beef and light red kidney beans. Extremely healthy, and it gives me an almost endless supply of gas with which to torture my coworkers.

The Iron Lord · 03-24-2003, 12:28 PM

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Originally posted by The Iron Lord
Protein farts are always top shelf. Lately, I've been making my own chili using 96% lean ground beef and light red kidney beans. Extremely healthy, and it gives me an almost endless supply of gas with which to torture my coworkers.

Be very careful, though.

EngineThatCould · 03-24-2003, 12:29 PM

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Originally posted by The Iron Lord
Be very careful, though.

LOL! Spill on Aisle 3!

ericg · 03-24-2003, 01:25 PM

LMAO that is a great idea! There is a guy who rips em from time to time (not a bodybuilder, just a farter). I honestly don't have it in me to fart at work. When I do fart, trust me, they are LOUD, they have a nice vibe to it, they smell awful (365 grams of chicken, egg whites, whey, tuna, steak, pork chop protein goin on!!!), and from time to time they are wet and squishy where I have to go to the bathroom and wipe.
Or, I could do what I did a few weeks ago. One thing they complain about is my Waldbaum's chicken. It comes in distinct flavors, such as lemmon pepper, honey mustard, teriyaki, etc. I go to Waldbaum's and pick up a full chicken ($4.99), a large sweet potato and a large naval orange. I'll eat half the chicken and the potato at 1:30, the orange and the other chicken half at 4:30 (Remember: They are "adults", yet afraid to confront me about it). So one week when I worked the late shift, I had my other half chicken sitting up on my desk. The chicken wasn't sitting up, it was just a figure of speech. Anyway, maintenance came at 8pm (this was on a Friday), threw out all the garbage then left. I ate my chicken at 8:30, one hour before my workout (as I type I feel a fart coming on). The chicken bones, skin, some chicken still on the bone and the grease I let drip off all sat in the garbage can over the weekend! When I came in Monday morning there was a big stink over my chicken!!!!

BA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Next week I'm bringing in curry cow tongue in goat sauce.

PDaggers · 05-17-2006, 09:56 AM

haha!!

dasixthsun · 05-17-2006, 10:36 AM

i get this too cause i dont season my chicken breast and it smells kind of bad so when the complaints came in i would bring in 8 boiled eggs and eat the whites and let them smell that. It really stinks up the whole office. I dont really pay them any mind cause they are all out of shape anyway