Another IFBB poem from i.am.legend

[i.am.legend]

Some of y'all might be familiar with my previous poems lol..im too lazy to post links..you can use the search feature..

Heres some new mental-protein for you armchair bodybuilders..

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WHO AM I ?

...Outside my house is a crack addict, next to a ho..
They "smoking lines" like ronnie coleman owning flex at the O.
I fill my bottle, its a hot summer's glorious day, kid..
So I carry water like an '07 Jay Did.

I leave the crib wearing a fly vest..
All the ghetto bitches look amazed as they stare at my triceps.
Plus they never seen such a guys pecs...
I smile at their breasts; im allowed to if they lookin at MY chest..

I reach the store just in time before its 'bout to close,
Im huffing n puffing, blowin air out my nose.

..Proceed to fill my shoppin basket with stacks of fish
Everybody staring at my back like "shiiiit"....
They didnt even know such freaky lats exist..
Wait till they see striations on my ass, n flip....

And to the haters..I didnt buy grapefruits..
But me and your mom hit more "home runs" than babe ruth..

You could only dream of being me, but dreams are plenty..
This is Kai Greene, and Kai leaves you 'greene with envy".


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[the-craig]

Nice lol never seen anything like that before.

[SwolenONE]

Nice lol never seen anything like that before.

x2, funny and actually some creative rhyming going on there.

[Benched]

Sounds more like a rap. You got skills though bro!

[mikecart1]

I knew who you were after the first line LOL. Still good though.

[sikboy]

Hey bro where have you been, i have not seen you for a while.

[i.am.legend]

Hey bro where have you been, i have not seen you for a while.

Just got back from banned camp lmao...

[sikboy]

Just got back from banned camp lmao...

I dont wanna start any trouble, but what did you get banned for?

[i.am.legend]

I dont wanna start any trouble, but what did you get banned for?

I think its cuz I told MattyH to stop sucking jay cutlers pen0r after he claimed hes untouchable or something..lol dude musta snitched on me..

[scottmowry]

I think its cuz I told MattyH to stop sucking jay cutlers pen0r after he claimed hes untouchable or something..lol dude musta snitched on me..

As always your poems are entertaining and saterical.

[mindgame]

And to the haters..I didnt buy grapefruits..
But me and your mom hit more "home runs" than babe ruth..

that was sick

[sargemaki]

another great bb poem .. nice one i.am.legend !

[BigChamp89]

So I carry water like an '07 Jay Did.



LMAOOOOO

[PrinceNZ]

My name's Jay Cutler
They call me the Gay Butler
I look like a fridge
And I got a dick bigger than a bridge

My O win is highly controversial
But my face is liked universal
Since i got this sweet jaw
Bigger than your momma's drawers

My hair is blonde; thats what I like
Female Bodybuilders? Iris Kyle looks like a dyke
I'm gonna own Dex at the O,
I'm coming number one fo' sho'!

[KRN-GOOKX891]

LOL! bro you are good! but i thought your first was the best! but stil lreally good!

[siersy]

if you do one of these poems in a rap song i will give you reps for life.

[Whey Hey]

My name's Jay Cutler
They call me the Gay Butler
I look like a fridge
And I got a dick bigger than a bridge

My O win is highly controversial
But my face is liked universal
Since i got this sweet jaw
Bigger than your momma's drawers

My hair is blonde; thats what I like
Female Bodybuilders? Iris Kyle looks like a dyke
I'm gonna own Dex at the O,
I'm coming number one fo' sho'!

lulz.

Great effort Legend lol. I still prefer your crazy chopz more though mate

[siersy]

lulz.

Great effort Legend lol. I still prefer your crazy chopz more though mate

YES i want to see some comics !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[i.am.legend]

YES i want to see some comics !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(no homo)

[Whey Hey]

(no homo)

the lulz are just too much... stop it legend..

[siersy]

the lulz are just too much... stop it legend..

LOL oh ****

how do i save that thing

[musclePavel]

Roflmao!

[i.am.legend]

bump

[BOUNTYHUNTERMK2]

Moar!