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    Fleshlight.

    Do any of you guys actually own one?
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    yes, and I accidently the fleshlight.
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    Originally Posted by neowings View Post
    yes, and I accidently the fleshlight.
    THE WHOLE FLESHLIGHT?!
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    Originally Posted by SUIFI View Post
    rawk'n?

    you 28 bro
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    Originally Posted by iamtheawesome View Post
    THE WHOLE FLESHLIGHT?!
    YES, THE WHOLE FLESHLIGHT!!
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    I accidentally a fleshlight.
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    Originally Posted by the_tripper View Post
    rawk'n?

    you 28 bro
    and you're homo brah
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    Originally Posted by SUIFI View Post
    and you're homo brah
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    You are now chatting with 'Fleshlight Customer Service'

    Fleshlight Customer Service: Hello, thanks for contacting Fleshlight Customer Service, how can I help you?

    Brian Peppers: I recently purchased dat der fleshlight and I'm having some problems.

    Fleshlight Customer Service: ok

    Brian Peppers: It's going to sound weird but...

    Brian Peppers: I think my my fleshlight is umm...

    Brian Peppers: menstrating.

    Brian Peppers: is that possible?

    Brian Peppers: this thing really f*ck'n stinks and it has this discharge...I haven't used it in 3 days or so.

    Fleshlight Customer Service: no sir. no possible

    Brian Peppers: hmm...

    Brian Peppers: am I supposed to clean it out?

    Brian Peppers: like could that be my previous man mayonnaise just leaking out?

    Fleshlight Customer Service: you should clean it after every use

    Brian Peppers: oh my god...

    Brian Peppers: what happens if you don't?

    Brian Peppers: I've had this thing 6 months...and I've never cleaned it

    Fleshlight Customer Service: try warm water and maybe a little rubbing alcohol to sanitize it

    Brian Peppers: I accidentally my fleshlight

    Brian Peppers: I accidentally the whole thing!

    Brian Peppers: I put on my wizard hat

    Fleshlight Customer Service: thanks Brian, have a great weekend!

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