Uh, ok, so I lost a condom up in this chick

[mrfister]

Ive known her 2 weeks and we banged once before. Went out last night and I hit it then too, very nice.

So this morning we are going at it and she is on top. Im not a morning sex guy so I have like 85% wood - enough to be hard and work it but limp enough where the condom would, and did, slip off. So i feel Im about to come but i can also tell the condom has fallen off...

I push her off to the side at the last millisecond and I pull out from under her and shoot all on my belly. She looks at me and is like "Oh why didnt you come inside of me?" I cant tell her "Well because I was semi-limp and the rubber fell off. Again." Thats a shot to the old ego - especially because it fell off last night too (but I fished it out then). I just blew the question off, cleaned up and rolled over. But now the condom is inside her and I dont think she knows it. We hung out later today for the next few hours and at no point did the conversation come up. Should I tell her or will she just know? How to say it tactfully?

edits: 1. She is traveling for work tonight, so there is no meeting up to get it out later. 2. Id like to hit it again, so I dont want to have it festering in there.

Cliffs:
-Condom slipped off inside girl
-Probably still in there
-How do I tell her to go spelunking for it, post facto? Text? Call? Pray?


CONCLUSION:
I text her this:
"Um, i mean i hope its not somewhere 'sensitive' (wink wink) if you know what I mean and just in the sheets. I can come help you find it...ok thats a bad joke"
And she writes back:
"Ohhhhhhhhhh eeewwwwwww gross. But kinda funny."

So thats that. The burden is off my chest. Hope she has tongs!

Honesty as the best policy, FTW!

[Arquine]

[Duckenheimer]

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[ZzW3iZ]

ROFL, Someone else is gonna find it

[RachelBringIt]

if the condom slipped off inside her and she cant tell....then shes a whore. There shouldnt be that much room up there

[(Seriously)]

Maybe the next dude hittin that will come out with a condom on.

[MikeThePickle]

I think she knows...its not like its a fkn cave for storage.

[Duckenheimer]

Your baby is going to be half condom, half human...

[SuccessByDesign]

what a great story

would read again

[Wesley Berry]

Fish it out in her sleep.

[Riceboi]

dude you should of told her right when it happened and tried to get it out. What's wrong with you?

[mrfister]

You're 26. Should have just told her.

Regardless, Is saying something about it 8 hours later wrong or will she "just know" something is in there?

"Oh hai, btw, remember when we boned this morning? Yea, you might wanna check you cooter for the jimmy cap, sweet."

[Steak_n_Taters]

LOL. In on first page of legendary thread.

Just tell her. Be like hey I forgot something at your place can I come in and get it? And when you see her next take a dive and get some more action.

[GrayCrane]

looks like you need some of these

[Shaggytph]

i mean, wtf do you think she is gonna say when and if she does find that thing? haha, you're f*cked

[mrfister]

dude you should of told her right when it happened and tried to get it out. What's wrong with you?

I got mine, so I didnt really care but we kept hanging out all day and thats all I could think about.

Plus the night before another one slipped off due to this problem, so I didnt want her to think I was a limp dick.

[Hilltops]

LMFAO.
tell her that u just read a funny thread on the internet about a guy losing a condom in his girl while ****ing and see if she takes the hint.

[Wesley Berry]

I got mine, so I didnt really care but we kept hanging out all day and thats all I could think about.

Plus the night before another one slipped off due to this problem, so I didnt want her to think I was a limp dick.

So basically, you can't get wood at night and you can't get it in the morning. Odd way to come out of the closet, but hey, whatever rocks your boat.

[SilverSpork]

I got mine, so I didnt really care but we kept hanging out all day and thats all I could think about.

Plus the night before another one slipped off due to this problem, so I didnt want her to think I was a limp dick.

I had the same problem with a girl, two times in one night I couldn't keep it up really well. Never had this trouble with any other girl. Turned out I wasn't attracted to her, I figured this out while pondering why I performed like an 80 year old man.

[NYG]

wow strong penis girth

[headinahole]

Ive known her 2 weeks and we banged once before. I hit it last night too, very nice.

So this morning we are going at it and she is on top. Im not a morning sex guy so I have like 85% wood - enough to be hard and work it but limp enough where the condom would, and did, slip off. So i feel Im about to come but i also can tell the condom has fallen off...

I pull out from under her and shoot all on my belly. She then looks at me and is like "Oh why didnt you come inside of me?" I cant tell her "Well because I was semi-limp and the rubber fell off. Again." Thats a shot to the old ego. So i just blew it off. But now the condom is inside her and I dont think she knows it. We hung out later and at no point did the conversation come up. Should I tell her or will she just know? How to say it tactfully?

Cliffs:
-Condom slipped off inside girl
-Probably still in there
-How do I tell her to go spelunking for it, post facto? Text? Call? Pray?

There's a good chance it's in the sheets if she didn't say anything, if not either you got a real small penor or she could have a vice for a vag. If that was the case, she should know, guessing she has a hallway for a vag.

[Trapstar4.4]

well i have heard strories of women leaving their tampon in too long and it getting REALLY nasty and smelly...

the next time you hit it, her VAG is going to smell like trash truck juice

[Dk716]

epic thread is EPIC

[Riceboi]

I got mine, so I didnt really care but we kept hanging out all day and thats all I could think about.

Plus the night before another one slipped off due to this problem, so I didnt want her to think I was a limp dick.

you sound pretty selfish. oh yeah i forgot this is the misc

[uhyeah]

now thats a 5 star thread, keep us updated.

[AleksV]

I was wondering why I all of a sudden had a condom on

[drifterxs12]

in on first page!

[HardKore79]

So, you leave a condon in her because you can't man up and take it like a man? Real smart.

[Bydded_Gryf]

Lol why didn't you get it out at the time?

[mrfister]

She was banging hot, probably a 9 and my penor is average size, slightly above size girth but I dont need to defend myself. Ive railed her once before no problems, maybe it was the booze? Either way it happened so now I just need a cunning way to tell her to clean up our trash from the night before.

I like this chick and would hit it again, but not if she has toxic shock syndrome.