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08-19-2008, 04:41 PM
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TOP 9 Funny comments by NBC sports commentators during the Olympics
Don't know if this is a repost but here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:
1. Weightlifting commentator: 'This is
Gregorieva from Bulgaria. I
saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was
amazing.'
2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a
lovely horse and I speak
from personal experience since I once mounted her
mother.'
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my
parents, especially my
mother and father.'
4. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been
injuries, and even some
deaths in boxing, but none of them really that
serious.'
5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats
itself, I should think we
can expect the same thing again.'
6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and
the opposition doesn't
like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.'
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't
that nice, the wife of
the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British
crew.'
8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is
everywhere. It's like
they've got eleven Dicks on the field.'
9. Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy
is playing so well
is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his
balls and kisses
them... Oh my God, what have I just said?'
Edit: apparently this is from the 2004 Games.
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Narrator: But I don't own...
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Last edited by Tu-160; 08-19-2008 at 04:55 PM.
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08-19-2008, 04:42 PM
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Rofl!!!
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08-19-2008, 04:45 PM
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Those are old quotes.
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08-19-2008, 04:45 PM
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lol i smiled
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08-19-2008, 04:45 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tu-160
9. Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy
is playing so well
is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his
balls and kisses
them... Oh my God, what have I just said?'
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Wasn't this said at the US Open about Arnold Palmer? Because I've heard this quote word for word with the exemption of Arnold instead of Andy
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08-19-2008, 04:46 PM
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lmao
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08-19-2008, 04:46 PM
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loooool
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08-19-2008, 04:46 PM
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i dont get this though
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my
parents, especially my
mother and father.'
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08-19-2008, 04:46 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ko5567
Wasn't this said at the US Open about Arnold Palmer? Because I've heard this quote word for word with the exemption of Arnold instead of Andy
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OP fraudin'?
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08-19-2008, 04:47 PM
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epidemic LOOLZ!!
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08-19-2008, 04:47 PM
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I heard someone say: "The black is the better athlete"
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Wasn't julian dicks that fukkin' pyscho that played for west ham....
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08-19-2008, 04:48 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Anh
i dont get this though
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my
parents, especially my
mother and father.'
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Serious?
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08-19-2008, 04:48 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Anh
i dont get this though
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my
parents, especially my
mother and father.'
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Besides his mother and father, who the **** would be his parents ??
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08-19-2008, 04:49 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by phikappa
Serious?
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cerial
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08-19-2008, 04:49 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ko5567
Wasn't this said at the US Open about Arnold Palmer? Because I've heard this quote word for word with the exemption of Arnold instead of Andy
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No idea, got it by e-mail from a relative in Australia
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Narrator: My suitcase was vibrating?
Airport Security Officer: Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while..... it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.
Narrator: But I don't own...
[Officer waves Narrator off]
I rep back (just saying)
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08-19-2008, 04:50 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Anh
i dont get this though
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my
parents, especially my
mother and father.'
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His parents are his mother and father...no need to say especially them when he already said he owes alot to his parents hahhah
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08-19-2008, 04:51 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Anh
i dont get this though
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my
parents, especially my
mother and father.'
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you stupid dumb fukc
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08-19-2008, 04:52 PM
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Quote:
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dumb?
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08-19-2008, 04:52 PM
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Narrator: My suitcase was vibrating?
Airport Security Officer: Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while..... it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.
Narrator: But I don't own...
[Officer waves Narrator off]
I rep back (just saying)
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08-19-2008, 04:52 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ko5567
Wasn't this said at the US Open about Arnold Palmer? Because I've heard this quote word for word with the exemption of Arnold instead of Andy
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the only Arnold Palmer I know is a golfer.
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08-19-2008, 04:54 PM
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i lol'ed at #1 and 9
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Anh
i dont get this though
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my
parents, especially my
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You fukn dumb? Reading comprehension 101.
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Quote:
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you stupid dumb fukc
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His parents are his mother and father...no need to say especially them when he already said he owes alot to his parents hahhah
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You fukn dumb? Reading comprehension 101.
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lol
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