I don't know about you guys, but my kids say funny stuff all the time. Especially my 5 yr old boy. I know people find kids and the things they say funny (especially when they are not your kids), so how about we add some humor to the fem misc.
I used to take Mondays off to spend with my son, because he did not have school on Mondays. We called it Mommy and Trevor day. So one of these great Mondays I asked Trevor if he wanted to go out to eat for lunch.
This is how it went:
Me: Hey buddy, want to go grab some lunch?
Trev: Sure. *looks at me with a quizical look* But can you go get pretty first?
Me: What do you mean, bud? (I was in yoga pants and a sweatshirt, with hair in scrunci)
Trev: At least put some jeans on and brush your hair. Let me know when you are beautiful again.
Me: *laugh* Ok, buddy. I will be right back.
(10 minutes later)
Me: better?
Trev: Ohhhh, you are beautiful again!!! *hug*
Me: lmao
Another funny thing he does, is when I pick him up, he runs up and hugs me and put his hands on my face (I always crouch down to his level) and says "Who's the pretty momma? Who's the pretty momma?" If I don't answer, he keeps asking. Finally I will name some off the wall name and he will respond. "Nooooo, you are. You are the pretty momma."
One more:
Last year he asked his teacher to look at a picture he made. She tells him that is was beautiful. He responds without missing a beat "You know what is beautiful? You are..." Of course she had to tell all the moms. lol
He is smooth. Everyone is just in love with this boy. lol
Convo with my 8 year old as I sat outside painting my toenails:
Mike - You're painting your nails like all the pretty girls do?
Me - Yep. I have to or they take away my pretty girl card.
Mike - Why do girls do that? Boys don't.
Me - Well, you called me pretty. It must work.
Mike - You are so weird.
Phone convo with my 3 year old while they were on vaca with their dad:
Kev - Hello?
Me - Hey, Kevy! How are you.
Kev - What's your name?
Me - Kev, it's Mommy.
Kev - Mommy! It's my mommy! Mike, it's Mommy! Daddy, it's my mommy!
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Oh WOW hes gonna be a little heart throb!!! That was so adorable
The kids i nanny for are 4yo twins(Amber & Ethan) and their 6yo sister(Megan). They love my music, especially beastie boys, angels and airwaves, killswitch engage and flyleaf. Their mom will come home while they are 'rockin' out to it and she'll be like "you guys listening to Miss.Patty's crap?"
The next day they wanted to dance again. Amber, one of the twins, cant say some of her letters right to include the letters C. So she comes over to me after they are done dancing and goes
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My then two year old daughter and I were talking when she suddenly said, "daddy, what's that little thing"? I replied back "What little thing"? She moved closer, points to my 'thingy' and said "THAT little thing" as I was standing over the toilet.
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My then two year old daughter and I were talking when she suddenly said, "daddy, what's that little thing"? I replied back "What little thing"? She moved closer, points to my 'thingy' and said "THAT little thing" as I was standing over the toilet.
oh noes.
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It starts out easy, something simple, something sleazy, something inching past the edge of the reserve.
Now through lines of the cheap venetian blinds your car is pulling off of the curb. Just when you think you're in control, just when you think you've got a hold, just when you get on a roll, here it goes, here it goes, here it goes again. Oh, here it goes again. I should have known, should have known, should have known again, but here it goes again. Oh, here it goes again.
My then two year old daughter and I were talking when she suddenly said, "daddy, what's that little thing"? I replied back "What little thing"? She moved closer, points to my 'thingy' and said "THAT little thing" as I was standing over the toilet.
lmao
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He is smooth. Everyone is just in love with this boy. lol
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My daughter was about 2 (she's nearly 8 now) and I was quite overweight. I had just gotten out of the shower. She came into the bathroom and says affectionately "Awe Mommy, look at your fat tummy." As she reached up and patted it.
told my daughter that its good to go to the gym this way you dont get too big...because larger people normally dont live as long...we we're at the store the other day and she saw a larger lady and she said "she is a big lady hugh dad...she is going to die"...thought it was funny but had to let her know that she should not tell people they are big...
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told my daughter that its good to go to the gym this way you dont get too big...because larger people normally dont live as long...we we're at the store the other day and she saw a larger lady and she said "she is a big lady hugh dad...she is going to die"...thought it was funny but had to let her know that she should not tell people they are big...
LMAO!!! That's awesome.
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My daughter was about 2 (she's nearly 8 now) and I was quite overweight. I had just gotten out of the shower. She came into the bathroom and says affectionately "Awe Mommy, look at your fat tummy." As she reached up and patted it.
OMG I can't stop laughing. You poor thing. You look great now.
I have one for ya (maybe I am stalking you, Inscrutable, maybe not):
We were walking through the mall parking lot, and just reach the front entrance. My 4-year-old, Caleb, does this (in a loud, 4-year-old voice):
Me: "I love you, Caleb."
Caleb: "I love your butt, Daddy! (then laughs)"
Me: "Let's not say butt in the store, kiddo."
Caleb: "Fine...(saying really loud) I love your weiner!!!"
That's a bit embarrassing. Good thing no cops were around, or I may have needed some bail with a comment like that.
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I don't have any kids, but my mom was getting my little sister ready for her bath and my sister points at my mom's boobs and says "You have big, scary boobies. I have cute boobies."
I have one for ya (maybe I am stalking you, Inscrutable, maybe not):
We were walking through the mall parking lot, and just reach the front entrance. My 4-year-old, Caleb, does this (in a loud, 4-year-old voice):
Me: "I love you, Caleb."
Caleb: "I love your butt, Daddy! (then laughs)"
Me: "Let's not say butt in the store, kiddo."
Caleb: "Fine...(saying really loud) I love your weiner!!!"
That's a bit embarrassing. Good thing no cops were around, or I may have needed some bail with a comment like that.
lmfao
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I don't know about you guys, but my kids say funny stuff all the time. Especially my 5 yr old boy. I know people find kids and the things they say funny (especially when they are not your kids), so how about we add some humor to the fem misc.
I used to take Mondays off to spend with my son, because he did not have school on Mondays. We called it Mommy and Trevor day. So one of these great Mondays I asked Trevor if he wanted to go out to eat for lunch.
This is how it went:
Me: Hey buddy, want to go grab some lunch?
Trev: Sure. *looks at me with a quizical look* But can you go get pretty first?
Me: What do you mean, bud? (I was in yoga pants and a sweatshirt, with hair in scrunci)
Trev: At least put some jeans on and brush your hair. Let me know when you are beautiful again.
Me: *laugh* Ok, buddy. I will be right back.
(10 minutes later)
Me: better?
Trev: Ohhhh, you are beautiful again!!! *hug*
Me: lmao
Another funny thing he does, is when I pick him up, he runs up and hugs me and put his hands on my face (I always crouch down to his level) and says "Who's the pretty momma? Who's the pretty momma?" If I don't answer, he keeps asking. Finally I will name some off the wall name and he will respond. "Nooooo, you are. You are the pretty momma."
One more:
Last year he asked his teacher to look at a picture he made. She tells him that is was beautiful. He responds without missing a beat "You know what is beautiful? You are..." Of course she had to tell all the moms. lol
He is smooth. Everyone is just in love with this boy. lol
I was laid back in the bathtub with my eyes closed. My 3 year old daughter walks in, pokes my boob and says, "wibble, wobble, wibble, wobble, jelly on a plate!"
We were walking through a garden store and looking at the statues. She looked a roman, naked man statue up and down. Then she declared, "thats like Daddy!" then she points to the statues privates and says "Except Daddy's penis is bigger!" Everyone in the store cracked up laughing and I blushed bright red
I was laid back in the bathtub with my eyes closed. My 3 year old daughter walks in, pokes my boob and says, "wibble, wobble, wibble, wobble, jelly on a plate!"
We were walking through a garden store and looking at the statues. She looked a roman, naked man statue up and down. Then she declared, "thats like Daddy!" then she points to the statues privates and says "Except Daddy's penis is bigger!" Everyone in the store cracked up laughing and I blushed bright red
This happened about a year or so ago when my daughter was about 3. She had drawn a picture or a person for me, brought it over and announced, "mommy, I drew booger holes!". I giggled a bit and then responded with, "Oh, you mean nostrils". "NO, I mean booger holes"
Her favorite word right now is "incessinary". It's just a work she made up I suppose, either that or she's confused it with something else. But right now many things are "incessinary". I've asked her if she means "necessary" or something of that nature, but no, it's "incessinary".
She says a lot of really funny things, but the above are the things I can think of right now.
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I was shaving in the bathroom, and she steps up on the toilet and was watching me shave, than she like turns her lil but towards the mirror looks at it and says, dad do I yook sexiii
I was like what, where did you hear that, mom of course
When Im at home alone with her, and I have to take a shower I have to leave the bathroom door open and take a shower in my boxers, because she just comes in to the bathroom and keeps asking to practice swimming in the bathtub
we were driving by a nice old church, and she pointed and said, dad is that where the princess lives, I said yeah its a castle, she said dad how come you dont buy me a castle
so looks like Im going to be buying a church
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I was shaving in the bathroom, and she steps up on the toilet and was watching me shave, than she like turns her lil but towards the mirror looks at it and says, dad do I yook sexiii
I was like what, where did you hear that, mom of course
When Im at home alone with her, and I have to take a shower I have to leave the bathroom door open and take a shower in my boxers, because she just comes in to the bathroom and keeps asking to practice swimming in the bathtub
we were driving by a nice old church, and she pointed and said, dad is that where the princess lives, I said yeah its a castle, she said dad how come you dont buy me a castle
so looks like Im going to be buying a church
lmao awwwwwww She is a doll.
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I have a 4 month old son too, and I can only wonder how spoiled he will be, my daughter is just too spoiled
from the grandparents to us, its jus too much
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I don't know about you guys, but my kids say funny stuff all the time. Especially my 5 yr old boy. I know people find kids and the things they say funny (especially when they are not your kids), so how about we add some humor to the fem misc.
Aww! He is going to be a heartbreaker when he grows up very cute.
I was at my friend's house for dinner a few weeks ago, and afterwords, she and I were just lounging around on the couch watching a movie with her daughter, who's about 5. She started talking about how the house was her castle and she was the princess, and just then her father overheard and said "So I'm the king?" And she made a really funny look on her face and said "No daddy, you're the wicked stepsisters!" It was really cute.
Also, my family has saved a ton of home movies from when my brother, sister and I were little..I have one where my sister is about 6, and it's her birthday. My grandpa asks her what she wants for her birthday, and she says, with a very serious tone, diamonds. It might just be funny because I know her
Aww! He is going to be a heartbreaker when he grows up very cute.
I was at my friend's house for dinner a few weeks ago, and afterwords, she and I were just lounging around on the couch watching a movie with her daughter, who's about 5. She started talking about how the house was her castle and she was the princess, and just then her father overheard and said "So I'm the king?" And she made a really funny look on her face and said "No daddy, you're the wicked stepsisters!" It was really cute.
Also, my family has saved a ton of home movies from when my brother, sister and I were little..I have one where my sister is about 6, and it's her birthday. My grandpa asks her what she wants for her birthday, and she says, with a very serious tone, diamonds. It might just be funny because I know her
that's all I can think of for now.
I laughed at the diamonds response. lol And thank you.
I would say how funny my daughter is, but she is as serious as a heart attack. lol She is the mastermind of the family.
Here she is:
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[QUOTE=Inscrutable;208569981]I laughed at the diamonds response. lol And thank you.
I would say how funny my daughter is, but she is as serious as a heart attack. lol She is the mastermind of the family.
Here she is:
vey cute girl
looks to be very smart also
good job raising her
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I laughed at the diamonds response. lol And thank you.
I would say how funny my daughter is, but she is as serious as a heart attack. lol She is the mastermind of the family.
Here she is:
vey cute girl
looks to be very smart also
good job raising her
Awww thank you! I do have great kids.
McKayla is the little momma in this house. She is always telling her little brother what to do. Well Trev will tell on her, and I will call her in to tell her to be nice to him. But then Trev will come in and ask if I yelled at her for being bad. I would tell him I took care of it, but he would demand that I do it again because he didn't believe me. He wanted to see it go down. lol
He has even requested that I smack her for being bad. lmao She seldomly does anything wrong. Most of her lectures come from correcting me all the time. lol
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I was laid back in the bathtub with my eyes closed. My 3 year old daughter walks in, pokes my boob and says, "wibble, wobble, wibble, wobble, jelly on a plate!"
We were walking through a garden store and looking at the statues. She looked a roman, naked man statue up and down. Then she declared, "thats like Daddy!" then she points to the statues privates and says "Except Daddy's penis is bigger!" Everyone in the store cracked up laughing and I blushed bright red
LMAO
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This happened about a year or so ago when my daughter was about 3. She had drawn a picture or a person for me, brought it over and announced, "mommy, I drew booger holes!". I giggled a bit and then responded with, "Oh, you mean nostrils". "NO, I mean booger holes"
Her favorite word right now is "incessinary". It's just a work she made up I suppose, either that or she's confused it with something else. But right now many things are "incessinary". I've asked her if she means "necessary" or something of that nature, but no, it's "incessinary".
She says a lot of really funny things, but the above are the things I can think of right now.
LMAO
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my lil angel
she says a lot of funny things
I was shaving in the bathroom, and she steps up on the toilet and was watching me shave, than she like turns her lil but towards the mirror looks at it and says, dad do I yook sexiii
I was like what, where did you hear that, mom of course
When Im at home alone with her, and I have to take a shower I have to leave the bathroom door open and take a shower in my boxers, because she just comes in to the bathroom and keeps asking to practice swimming in the bathtub
we were driving by a nice old church, and she pointed and said, dad is that where the princess lives, I said yeah its a castle, she said dad how come you dont buy me a castle
so looks like Im going to be buying a church
LMAO
I can't wait till my daughter starts talking
Have you all seen this
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We have actually written some of this stuff down over the years. Here's a few.
This was when my daughter Lucy was six. She is now 11.
"There's a problem. Matt is my boyfriend and he is in love with me and I'm going to marry him, but Mac wants to marry me too. I told him that Matt is my boyfriend, but Mac said, 'So? Break up with him.' Now I don't know what to do."
My son Will who was 7 at the time. He is now 10. We live on a farm.
Will - "Why do you only need one rooster with all these hens?"
Mom - "Because it only takes one rooster to make a lot of baby chicks."
Will - "Is that how it works for Daddy?"
Mom - "I hope not!"
Lucy - When asked in fun whether she had remembered to get Mom a birthday present. "No but, we're more precious then any present."
This happened about a year or so ago when my daughter was about 3. She had drawn a picture or a person for me, brought it over and announced, "mommy, I drew booger holes!". I giggled a bit and then responded with, "Oh, you mean nostrils". "NO, I mean booger holes"
Her favorite word right now is "incessinary". It's just a work she made up I suppose, either that or she's confused it with something else. But right now many things are "incessinary". I've asked her if she means "necessary" or something of that nature, but no, it's "incessinary".
She says a lot of really funny things, but the above are the things I can think of right now.
She is absolutely beautiful.
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We have actually written some of this stuff down over the years. Here's a few.
This was when my daughter Lucy was six. She is now 11.
"There's a problem. Matt is my boyfriend and he is in love with me and I'm going to marry him, but Mac wants to marry me too. I told him that Matt is my boyfriend, but Mac said, 'So? Break up with him.' Now I don't know what to do."
My son Will who was 7 at the time. He is now 10. We live on a farm.
Will - "Why do you only need one rooster with all these hens?"
Mom - "Because it only takes one rooster to make a lot of baby chicks."
Will - "Is that how it works for Daddy?"
Mom - "I hope not!"
Lucy - When asked in fun whether she had remembered to get Mom a birthday present. "No but, we're more precious then any present."
lmao
Oh, and that Lucy is a very smart girl.
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