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08-14-2008, 10:18 AM
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Lift heavy, ride fast...
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The magic pill...
What is it with people who are constantly searching for a shortcut to get bigger or stronger or leaner? I had a guy at the gym this morning start telling me about some new supp's or herbs (or both) that he was stacking because he was told by "somebody" that he'd see good results, quickly. This guy doesn't appear to be an idiot, he's 40ish, seems normal and has a good job.
Then he says "since I've started taking them, my urine has turned black and my breath smells like chlorine, but I really see the results so I'm going to finish taking the supply I bought and then reevaluate."
I was dumbfounded. I kept waiting for the guy to say he was just kidding but he wasn't! I didn't know what to say. I just laughed and wished him luck.
If my urine ever turned black I'd be at the hospital before I finished peeing!
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08-14-2008, 10:20 AM
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Naturalist
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you should have asked what the supp was
man you could win some bar bets with black pee
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08-14-2008, 10:21 AM
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I'm not that bright
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Was his name RMA08?
LMAO at the "seems normal and has a good job". I guess that doesn't guarantee sanity.
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08-14-2008, 12:03 PM
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Just goes to show that P.T. Barnum was correct-"There's a sucker born every minute."
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08-14-2008, 12:07 PM
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sudo apt-get beer
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The magic pill, isn't that the one Lotokids wife wasn't taking?
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08-14-2008, 12:09 PM
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It amazes me the things people will do to try and get a fast gain.
He must be putting his liver and kidneys under serious pressure.
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08-14-2008, 12:13 PM
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I though this therad was going to be about that stupid exercise pill that was in the news a few weeks ago.
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08-14-2008, 12:38 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Oncebitten
What is it with people who are constantly searching for a shortcut to get bigger or stronger or leaner? I had a guy at the gym this morning start telling me about some new supp's or herbs (or both) that he was stacking because he was told by "somebody" that he'd see good results, quickly. This guy doesn't appear to be an idiot, he's 40ish, seems normal and has a good job.
Then he says "since I've started taking them, my urine has turned black and my breath smells like chlorine, but I really see the results so I'm going to finish taking the supply I bought and then reevaluate."
I was dumbfounded. I kept waiting for the guy to say he was just kidding but he wasn't! I didn't know what to say. I just laughed and wished him luck.
If my urine ever turned black I'd be at the hospital before I finished peeing!
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Those are both symptoms of kidney failure.
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08-14-2008, 12:49 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Marius_Ursus
Those are both symptoms of kidney failure.
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that doesn't sound good...
he should do that bar bet thing and win some money before he goes to the hospital.... then he'll be able to afford the medical bills.
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08-14-2008, 03:07 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TDetroit
that doesn't sound good...
he should do that bar bet thing and win some money before he goes to the hospital.... then he'll be able to afford the medical bills.
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Like the sig TDetriot.
If you lived in England, you'd know all about the French and Germans.
They've buggered us up for years.........
I don't remember who, but we have a medic in our midst who spotted an OD on creatine the other week. He'd be best to answer this....
Not good though. I thought Animal Pak wee wee was bad enough.
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08-14-2008, 03:15 PM
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struggling with diet
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Quote:
Originally Posted by psychowolverine
you should have asked what the supp was
man you could win some bar bets with black pee 
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LMAO
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