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Narrator: My suitcase was vibrating?
Airport Security Officer: Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while..... it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.
Narrator: But I don't own...
[Officer waves Narrator off]
43rd. I meant he says it 43 seconds into the video. You get the idea.
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Narrator: My suitcase was vibrating?
Airport Security Officer: Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while..... it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.
Narrator: But I don't own...
[Officer waves Narrator off]
I bet he's re watching it and Cheyene is shaking his head saying " Georgias, george, Georgias... "
Probably. Priceless stuff though
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Narrator: My suitcase was vibrating?
Airport Security Officer: Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while..... it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.
Narrator: But I don't own...
[Officer waves Narrator off]
43rd. I meant he says it 43 seconds into the video. You get the idea.
Isn't... isn't he the 43rd president of the USA?
OMG!!! The freudian slip is a very overt hidden message placed at that numerically important moment so that the Illumaniti can bask in its completely unhelpful importance! Goodness!
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OMG!!! The freudian slip is a very overt hidden message placed at that numerically important moment so that the Illumaniti can bask in its completely unhelpful importance! Goodness!
lol. But do you know that Freudian slip even means?
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Narrator: My suitcase was vibrating?
Airport Security Officer: Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while..... it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.
Narrator: But I don't own...
[Officer waves Narrator off]
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Narrator: My suitcase was vibrating?
Airport Security Officer: Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while..... it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.
Narrator: But I don't own...
[Officer waves Narrator off]
At least if McCain does become president he will continue this tradition of making horrific mistatements that become fodder for late night comedians and embarrass the USA even further in the eyes of the international community.
At least if McCain does become president he will continue this tradition of making horrific mistatements that become fodder for late night comedians and embarrass the USA even further in the eyes of the international community.
Hey, didn't Obama say something about visiting all 57 states? Guam and those other obscure commonwealths are not states. Don't lay everything on McCain just because he said Putin was the president of Germany. Germans and Russians are pretty much the same anyway (yes flamebait, no neg).
Hey, didn't Obama say something about visiting all 57 states? Guam and those other obscure commonwealths are not states. Don't lay everything on McCain just because he said Putin was the president of Germany. Germans and Russians are pretty much the same anyway (yes flamebait, no neg).
The germans only tried to take over the world once.
At least if McCain does become president he will continue this tradition of making horrific mistatements that become fodder for late night comedians and embarrass the USA even further in the eyes of the international community.
I don't think anything's more moronic than 57 states. Or stating Arkansas is closer to Kentucky than Illinois, when if fact Kentucky borders Illinois. What state is Obama a senator in again? Huh. You'd think he'd know the states that border the state in which he lives and represents.
I don't think anything's more moronic than 57 states. Or stating Arkansas is closer to Kentucky than Illinois, when if fact Kentucky borders Illinois. What state is Obama a senator in again? Huh. You'd think he'd know the states that border the state in which he lives and represents.
I beg to differ Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country.
Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither
do we.
and my favorite...
There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on ? shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again.
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Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we
I beg to differ Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country.
Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.
and my favorite...
There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on ? shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again.
Thats some hektik **** right there uleh
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I beg to differ Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country.
Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.
and my favorite...
There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on ? shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again.
Touche.
However I raise you. "I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman"
I don't think anything's more moronic than 57 states. Or stating Arkansas is closer to Kentucky than Illinois, when if fact Kentucky borders Illinois. What state is Obama a senator in again? Huh. You'd think he'd know the states that border the state in which he lives and represents.
You don't think that referring to the wrong country's government in a war is more moronic than accidentally saying "57 states" instead of "57 voting areas"?
Let's not even begin to talk about "the love gyneacologists show their patients" or the fool me twice gaff.
You don't think that referring to the wrong country's government in a war is more moronic than accidentally saying "57 states" instead of "57 voting areas"?
Let's not even begin to talk about "the love gyneacologists show their patients" or the fool me twice gaff.
No I don't. Think they're both pretty much the same. It's just a slip of the tongue. However Obama nut huggers act like the guys **** doesn't stink. Bush makes speaking mistakes, McCain makes them, and oh my God, Obama does the same.
No I don't. Think they're both pretty much the same. It's just a slip of the tongue. However Obama nut huggers act like the guys **** doesn't stink. Bush makes speaking mistakes, McCain makes them, and oh my God, Obama does the same.
Bush brought the art of verbal gaffs to a whole new level. He should have been a comedian.
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