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08-08-2008, 06:03 PM
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Tau Kappa Epsilon
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Ask a guy who put his Pen0r in his gf's mouth while she was sleeping anything.
Go.
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08-08-2008, 06:04 PM
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Thats some daredevil **** right there - very strong chance of bite down.
I'll slap em with it or rest balls on her face but that's craziness.
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08-08-2008, 06:05 PM
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deadly w/ foam bullets
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can i be next?
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08-08-2008, 06:05 PM
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Tau Kappa Epsilon
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Stray800
Thats some daredevil **** right there - very strong chance of bite down.
I'll slap em with it or rest balls on her face but that's craziness.
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well she looked mad good layin there ...
so i just walked up and i think it woke her up wen i opened her mouth
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Yes the starter of the 5 pages of threads of "oh hai's"
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08-08-2008, 06:05 PM
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UNIX user
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i was the guy who dropped the bomb on hiroshima. i am 84 years old now
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08-08-2008, 06:06 PM
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pics of gf?
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08-08-2008, 06:07 PM
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i loled at the title
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08-08-2008, 06:07 PM
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The hammer is my penis.
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did it get stuck between her teeth?
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Of the 20% that have actually had their penises inside of another human being, maybe 10% were inside of a female.
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08-08-2008, 06:11 PM
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F*CK IT WE'LL DO IT LIVE!
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I've actually done this before...
One of my friends whom is a girl and i've dated in the past spent the night at my house and slept on the couch. we were watching TV and she was passed out so it seemed like a good idea to stick my pen0r in her mouth and on her lips. after a while i knew she wasn't asleep and she opened her mouth a bit and gave a half assed BJ.
Eventually i got sick of dicking around (LOL) and went and fapped. it was pretty awkward the next day though.
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08-08-2008, 06:11 PM
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lulz....I do this all the time when she doesnt wanna give me some. Usually pisses her off, but by that time I'm done
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08-08-2008, 06:12 PM
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Did you wait for her to open her eyes before you made romance explosion?
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08-08-2008, 06:15 PM
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Did she bite?
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08-08-2008, 06:18 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by the_GUY_48
can i be next?
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And without a no homo tag 
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08-08-2008, 07:10 PM
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Scientist at large
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In before "I was having a dream about a hot dog eating contest and bit my stupid boyfriend's pecker off"
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10-05-2009, 02:18 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by inchamery
Go.
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what does he think about this?
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10-05-2009, 02:21 PM
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lol, bored kid?
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10-05-2009, 02:22 PM
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srs cheap trills are the bomb.
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Last edited by mocity3210; 10-05-2009 at 02:31 PM.
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10-05-2009, 02:23 PM
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who doesn't?
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10-05-2009, 02:26 PM
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Was said penis flacid or erect? (no homo, there is a big difference on how well it works with sleeping girls)
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10-05-2009, 03:20 PM
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you dating my ex?. i loved that..
before or after a shower?
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