so i figured id like to log my approaches and show you peeeps how a man like me operates so feel free to ask me any questions and any input you might have
APPROACH 1-I start following around this one spanish girl with a big thick piece of hiney. I walk from behind and put my hands over her eyes.
Me: GUESS WHO?
Her: I don't know
Me: Come on, GUESS!!!
Her: Uhh mike
Her: NOPE MY LADY FRIEND
Her: uhh who is this
she proceeds to rip my hands off her face, and turns around
Me: its me you silly goose
Her: who the F*CK are you? get the hell away from me
so note to people don't do this kind of thing to someone you don't know...
more updates to come
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08-04-2008, 12:17 PM #1Registered User
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08-04-2008, 12:21 PM #2I am a medical doctor.
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hahah.
in on 1st.
excited for this! subbed fo sho.Common Sense Crew
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08-04-2008, 12:27 PM #3
I admit the troll is funny but this is misc type ish. Should be kept there not here.
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08-04-2008, 12:52 PM #4Registered User
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Approach 2-
I was picking up some chinese at this chinese food restraunt. I see this lady that smelled like greasy food, and had a couple of long hairs on her chin but she could take my pole
Her: That be 8.75
Me: Oh really, thats very cheap
Her: yes sir
Me: Sorry, I only carry around Benjamins (I hand her a 100 dollar bill)
Her: It okay
Me: So when do you get off tonite
Her: When we close
Me: Why don't you and me grab some grub
Her: Uhh i am busy, sorry
Me: WELL F*CK YOU THEN
I proceeded to knock down the gumball machine, which ended up breaking. I then ran like hell out the door and was chased by 2 little asian men. My 270 lb bounced up and down until I reached my car and drove away....
i got them good
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08-04-2008, 12:58 PM #5I am a medical doctor.
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hahah fckin epic.
no keep it here. this is too good.
hilarious troll is hilarious.
if a troll at all.Common Sense Crew
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08-04-2008, 01:01 PM #6he is pretty funny but he needs to write more if he's going to stayOriginally Posted by janky
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08-04-2008, 01:03 PM #7Member: Team Ground Zero
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o hai big nasty, subbed
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08-04-2008, 01:09 PM #8Registered User
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HAHAHAOriginally Posted by BigNastyIsBack
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08-04-2008, 01:10 PM #9Im on the rag...
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big nasty 4 prez
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08-04-2008, 01:11 PM #10Registered User
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holaOriginally Posted by Bears
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08-04-2008, 01:21 PM #11Registered User
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alright ladies and gents...give you one more for today
I was in the library trying to study for the bar exam when i see this nerdy looking girl. She was about 4ft 11, 100 lbs. She had thick brimmed glasses and was wearing some weird ass outfit.
So im thinking... Im hungry for some puss. So i walk over to her and I see her studying some math.
Me: Excuse me miss
Her: Uh hi
Me: I see you are doing math but can i borrow your calculator for a second
Her: Uh yeah sure i just need it back soon
Me: Thanks (i walk away for a minute and come back)
Thanks again,
Her: Happy I could help you out
Me: Do you think you could check it over for me though, you look like a very studious type
Her: Sure whats the equation
Me: YOU + ME =US
Her: She looks up in horror, and takes her books and starts to walk away
I follow her, she starts walking faster. Hey sweetheart where you going? She leaves the library and I shout "GET BACK HERE NOW"
well she didn't, but she left her calculator...so its a win for me
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08-04-2008, 01:59 PM #12Cutting
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it's me you silly goose
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08-04-2008, 02:09 PM #13I am a medical doctor.
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LOFL.
free calculator ftw!Common Sense Crew
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08-04-2008, 02:32 PM #14Registered User
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free calculator= win
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lmao that was my thought exactlyOriginally Posted by QB_Killa
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I'm like the perfect disaster; and once you start watching you just can't take your eyes off her.
"energy and persistance conquer anything." -Benjamin Franklin
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08-04-2008, 04:48 PM #18Registered User
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In, this could be potentially epic. 3 stories, 3 lulz.
I want to rep him so bad...
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08-04-2008, 06:12 PM #19YOU'RE IN LAW SCHOOL?!!!!!!!!!!!!!Originally Posted by BigNastyIsBack
and are these approaches real?I rep back
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08-04-2008, 07:33 PM #20deadly w/ foam bullets
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*face palm*Originally Posted by beeronbeach
People often ask me what my tattoos mean, I tell 'em they mean I'm bad at making long term decisions.
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08-04-2008, 09:01 PM #21Registered User
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silly goose! bwhahahahah
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Originally Posted by beeronbeach
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why is this hard to believe? i have no shame...Originally Posted by beeronbeach
some people look like brad pitt and chicks come up to them, but for most guys we gotta work to get our wank tugged
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08-05-2008, 07:33 AM #24Banned
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Epic, man!
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APPROACH #4-I was waiting for the train in penn station getting back from a night hanging with the boys. I was waiting all by myself and sloppy drunk. So I see these girls probably around 21 that were extremely fly. They were all wearing really short skirts so I do the best thing I could do in this situation.
I lay on the floor of penn station and look up their skirts. So I see two skanks out of the 3 look at me and start getting pissed
GIRL 1 and 2: WTF ARE YOU DOING YOU PERVERT
ME: IM TIRED, CANT A BLACK MAN GET SOME REST?
GIRL 3: GET AWAY
ME: can i ask you ladies a question
GIRL: GET THE F*CK AWAY
I START TO FOLLOW THEM
ME: Ill leave you alone if you answer my question
GIRL2: FINE WHAT DO YOU WANT
ME:it must be colding wearing no undies, you want a big black stiffy to warm you up?
Girls told me to stfu and ran away. I figured after they caught me looking up their skirts, i was done for.so i just acted the way i wanted to.
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08-05-2008, 07:57 AM #26
you need to do some moar approaches
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08-05-2008, 08:12 AM #27Registered User
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im gonna try my friend...i have many approaches but be patient
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lol, moar!Originally Posted by BigNastyIsBack
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08-05-2008, 08:19 AM #29
BigNastyIsBack im kinda new to the forum but you put a smile on my face.
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08-05-2008, 08:50 AM #30
big nasty, my bro.
we need to do some approaches together, my friend. surely, the ladies won't be able to resist once they see two of us.
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