The sad life of Tommy2010

kaMp87 · 08-02-2008, 05:37 AM

Little tommy used to be a fat bastard when he was a kid. Forget about chicks, he cant even use a vibrator to please himself. I mean, that **** breaks whenever he shove it up his ass. So one day he read a fitness magazine and saw these muscular guys on it. Later he decided that steroid is the way to go. Pretty soon he started injecting needles up his ass and laid off the cookies. 3months later he got rid of the fat and started steppin up his game. He went around town finding girls. Ex cookie monster couldnt seem to get one, and at that point in life, he was horny as a fat bitch on coke and needed some sexual intercourse desperately.

After a week of searchin high and low for a regular chick..he failed. Since then he decided to find a blind chick, (yes, a blind chick)Eventually he finaly found a blind bitch in a night club. Turns out she was a part time whore. In any case, little tom brough her home and get her on his mom's bed. He was happy as fuccck knowing that the time has come and he's finally gettin laid. He told the chick to get comfirtable on the bed while he quickly popp'd some blue pills. But not after he get on his myspace and post a buletin tittled "Santa do exist..he was just late"!! he took his clothes off and get under cover with the whore.

12minutes passed by, and the whore got extremely tired and exhausted. She said to him "ehh tommy, im already tired i gotta go" So tommy got happy thinkin he's the mannnnnnnnn. The whore goes home and tommy stuck another needle up his ass cuz he werent all satisfied that night.

But little did he know the whore was tired of looking for tommy's 2in cocK!. The next day the word was all over the streets and this kid tommy couldnt.. till today get laid. This explains why he's being a lil bitch on forums. His lil flat screen monitor is protecting him from the real world and he uses his keyboard as a weapon. Dude even went out and pimped his modem.

I got this from his mom. But I was like "get the ****k out" until I saw tommy's face on his bodyspace..lol. Take a look at it.

GuybrushThreepwood · 08-02-2008, 05:39 AM

Is Tommy you and the blind whore was your mum?

Allen Iverson · 08-02-2008, 05:41 AM

Good read.

kaMp87 · 08-02-2008, 05:44 AM

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Originally Posted by GuybrushThreepwood

Is Tommy you and the blind whore was your mum?

no need to pretend , come out of the closet kid its okay. for those who don't know, tommy is this bitch boyfriend and the blind whore is his sister.

GuybrushThreepwood · 08-02-2008, 05:45 AM

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Originally Posted by kaMp87

no need to pretend , come out of the closet kid its okay. for those who don't know, tommy is this bitch boyfriend and the blind whore is his sister.

But I don't have a sister

Heathbb · 08-02-2008, 05:48 AM

this reminds me of the novel CHOKE by Chuck Paleniuk

same guy who wrote fight club

lina_velez · 08-02-2008, 06:02 AM

wasn't that interesting. why does he have a two inch penis? that's rpetty unlikely. all that does is promote the myth that steroids shrink your penis.

kaMp87 · 08-02-2008, 06:16 AM

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Originally Posted by lina_velez

wasn't that interesting. why does he have a two inch penis? that's rpetty unlikely. all that does is promote the myth that steroids shrink your penis.

I, by no means, tryna degrade the use of steroids. Dude has 2inch cock is somethin you gotta ask his folks wtf happened during the birth..that or he's born to be a ***got.

kaMp87 · 08-02-2008, 06:18 AM

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Originally Posted by GuybrushThreepwood

But I don't have a sister

no you do. it's after you found out she was gonna hump tommy when you cut ties with her. its all good man **** happens.