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07-29-2008, 12:41 PM
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my name's actually Kevin
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Michigan, United States
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My first experience with a girl!!! I beat DDCT!!!
So I met this girl who worked at starbucks, and I worked up the courage to ask her on a date after a couple of conversations at the register.
She was a month older than me but I didn't really care, she was fun to be around. So we took a walk along the beach, and we kissed in the pale moonlight, a full moon, it was really romantic.
We started really getting into it, and she slowly unzipped my jeans, she reaches inside and starts kissing her way down my chest, she finally gets all the way down, looks up at me with the most seductive eyes I've ever seen and says "No thanks, I had Reese's for breakfast" and I'm like "No way, you had candy for breakfast?" She replies, "Not candy! Reese's puffs cereal!" So she sliiiiides me a bowl. I crunch into it and WHAM! My mouth goes crazy! That smooth combo of [african american people]s and chocolate-y taste attacking my taste buds! She zips my pants back up and says "And it's part of this complete breakfast!"
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07-29-2008, 12:43 PM
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Im on the rag...
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Georgia, United States
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i lol'd
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07-29-2008, 12:43 PM
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Banned
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I like to pretend I'm a race car
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07-29-2008, 12:44 PM
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Banned
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Location: United States
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Quote:
Originally Posted by UOK
I like to pretend I'm a race car
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What color are you? Cause I like to be red
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07-29-2008, 12:44 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Indiana, United States
Age: 21
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lol
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07-29-2008, 12:44 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Dec 2007
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i lold in real life
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07-29-2008, 12:45 PM
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hi friend
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i usually don't like 15 year olds, or bel air-esque stories, but that was refreshing.
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07-29-2008, 12:47 PM
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Registered User
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haha i lol'd hard. repped.
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07-29-2008, 12:49 PM
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Straight out banned camp
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Scotland, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
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Best 15 year old poster ever
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07-29-2008, 12:50 PM
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wow strong arm
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lawllllll
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07-29-2008, 12:54 PM
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You admirin Fetus brah?
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and a round of lawls fo teh poster. gjdm
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07-30-2008, 09:50 AM
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my name's actually Kevin
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Michigan, United States
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bump for lulz sake
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07-30-2008, 09:53 AM
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North Jersey born/raised
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OMG thats crazy, because just the other day I met this girl who worked at starbucks, and I worked up the courage to ask her on a date after a couple of conversations at the register.
She was a month older than me but I didn't really care, she was fun to be around. So we took a walk along the beach, and we kissed in the pale moonlight, a full moon, it was really romantic.
We started really getting into it, and she slowly unzipped my jeans, she reaches inside and starts kissing her way down my chest, she finally gets all the way down, looks up at me with the most seductive eyes I've ever seen and says "No thanks, I had Reese's for breakfast" and I'm like "No way, you had candy for breakfast?" She replies, "Not candy! Reese's puffs cereal!" So she sliiiiides me a bowl. I crunch into it and WHAM! My mouth goes crazy! That smooth combo of [african american people]s and chocolate-y taste attacking my taste buds! She zips my pants back up and says "And it's part of this complete breakfast!"
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