my sucess and fails in picking up girls!!!

[HIT_MAN46]

ok so please remember i live in france so the girls here are very different than girls in the US. i can say this because i lived there for about 12 years. moved there when i was three and came back a few weeks ago. ok so lets get this under way.

day 1
attempt #1-
me and a buddy were sitting at a cafe enjoying sprite and pepsi. i see two girls walking down the street towards us. when they got next to us i said
me:ladies ladies where to in such a hurry? why dont you sit down and have something to drink with me and my friend?
girl:sorry but we have boyfriends.
my friend:we havent even got your names and your telling us about your problems??
girl:but in all honesty we do have to hurry home.
other girl:yeah were really sorry, we would join you.
my friend:wait i thought you had boyfriends??
girl:no were just in a big hurry and we have to go.
me: well how bout a number? we can get together some other time.
girl: oh yeah of course.
of course with all that introduce stuff in there.(feeling lazy to type)
**got their numbers, finished my sprite then headed to the gym**

day 1
attempt #2
at the gym i was doing my own thing then i seen a girl i coukd potentially talk to. so i was like
me:im sorry i dont mean to disturb you from what your doing but i was wondering if you could spot me??
girl:yeah sure, lets go!
me: alright cool.
we get to my bench and im about to begin my workout. and i think why dont i **** around a lil bit with her? what could hurt. so i pretend to not be able to bring the bar back up. as a spot she puts her vagina right on my forehead trying to get the weight off my chest.i immidietly start cracking up and bring the bar up no problem. i stand up and say
me:im sorry but it was killing me i had to do it.
her:you are so stupid, you immature ass.
me: sorry but really now could you spot me?
her:no your a dick.
she pushed my head and walked to her olliptical thing.
**yes i got shut down**

day 1
attempt #3
again im with my friend from the cafe at a restaurant eating. we finish eating and the waitress comes and asks us if we want some dessert.
me:no im good. im full.
waitress: ok thats fine.she asks my friend if he wants some dessert.
friend: i will be having some if your on the menu.
me:im sorry about him.
waitress: oh no its fine. its cute.
she walks over to him and they get to know eachother for like 3 minutes. i guess they have a get together thing sometime next week.
**yes i got shut down, my friend got a date**

(all of these convos were in french, i translated them back to english)

will try and keep these updated if you would like to know more.

[JamesMUSCLE]

those french chicks hot?

[HIT_MAN46]

those french chicks hot?

oh yeah no doubt. not all of em but alot are hot. really rarely you see that hairy french lady like in the movies and you just bust out laughing.

[musclebound2007]

Gotta ask...what ethnicity are you? I find as if your pick up lines or approaches, are quite ethnic....meaning black. Which is a good thing. It makes girls calm and so forth. So if you're not black, then kudos to you on nailing that ability

Edit: Could even say hispanic. I say it because of the region I am from; Miami. And it's what will generally get girls attentions.

[TheSpectre]

It was super creepy how you described the girl's vagina rubbing on your forehead...

[HIT_MAN46]

Gotta ask...what ethnicity are you? I find as if your pick up lines or approaches, are quite ethnic....meaning black. Which is a good thing. It makes girls calm and so forth. So if you're not black, then kudos to you on nailing that ability

Edit: Could even say hispanic. I say it because of the region I am from; Miami. And it's what will generally get girls attentions.

oh miami is awsome. i was just there for 4th of july. very nice. i liked disney too.lmao. but i guess french is latin. and no im white.lmao

[HIT_MAN46]

It was super creepy how you described the girl's vagina rubbing on your forehead...

just saying what happen brah.

[SamsoniteP]

when she had her vag on ur head...u should have tried to eat it out through he pants....if I saw that I would LOL LOLOLOLOLLOLO

[musclebound2007]

oh miami is awsome. i was just there for 4th of july. very nice. i liked disney too.lmao. but i guess french is latin. and no im white.lmao

That's cool then. Your pick ups are on point. Seriously. Especially for your age. Very confident. Actually look forward to reading this thread, unlike the other approach threads.

[HIT_MAN46]

when she had her vag on ur head...u should have tried to eat it out through he pants....if I saw that I would LOL LOLOLOLOLLOLO

ahaha a bit weird to do to a stranger.

[HIT_MAN46]

That's cool then. Your pick ups are on point. Seriously. Especially for your age. Very confident. Actually look forward to reading this thread, unlike the other approach threads.

thanks man. yeah everybody tells me im really cocky but i think theres a difference between cocky and confident...
and i will keep you posted everyday on the attempts i do.

[SHIFT_Pump]

LMAO @ disney in miami.

other than that it was a pretty funny read... and I gotta ask since you mentioned it... how are the french girls different than the american ones? you mean the french ones are more liberal? (kind of aware)

[musclebound2007]

LMAO @ disney in miami.

other than that it was a pretty funny read... and I gotta ask since you mentioned it... how are the french girls different than the american ones? you mean the french ones are more liberal? (kind of aware)

I am sure he was just referencing Florida, as a whole.

[DukeJH12]

that girl who you asked to spot u is a b*tch, i thought that was some good ****...

[SHIFT_Pump]

I am sure he was just referencing Florida, as a whole.

Yeah I shoulda added a 'not serious' tag on there...

[HIT_MAN46]

like alot of french girls wont go directly to an excuse not to talk to you. i mean dont get me wrong, some do. like in my first attempt. also i think that they are more comfortable with themselves.

[lanimilbus]

when she had her vag on ur head...u should have tried to eat it out through he pants....if I saw that I would LOL LOLOLOLOLLOLO

why is this gentleman in the red!?

[HIT_MAN46]

Yeah I shoulda added a 'not serious' tag on there...

and i know that disney is not in miami.lol.

[HIT_MAN46]

why is this gentleman in the red!?

does his comment answer your question?
lol

[HIT_MAN46]

that girl who you asked to spot u is a b*tch, i thought that was some good ****...

lol you get one of them once in a while.

[no_one089]

Good stuff so far man. Subbed

And a reason that girl could have been mad is because she also realized her vaj was on your forehead

[HIT_MAN46]

alright so day two of my attempts...

attempt#1
i woke up a lil bit early this morning.(8AM ) and i decided to head out to the beach and catch some rays. by the time i was out the door it was around 10. so im there by myself looking around and stuff and i seen a girl laying there. im thinkin maybe she can help me put some sunblock on. i walked over to her and thisis how it went.
me:excuse me miss, could you help me put some sun lotion on my back? i would do it myself but i cant reach.
her:no im sorry but my boyfriend is in the water.
me:could you point him out for me?? im just curios.
she points and he comes out of the water and yeah she was honest about it.
**i failed in getting her but its a beach. plenty more**

attempt#2
still walking on the beach then i find one more chick once again doing nothing. so i decide to try the same thing on her.
me:hey there.
her:hi
me:im just wondering if you could help me put some sun lotion on my back? i cant reach and im here alone.
her: oh yeah no doubt.
me:so are you a tourist or something?(while getting lotioned lol)
her:yeah, im from amiens.
me: oh thats way north from here
her:yeah so where are you from?
me:i live here. my house is just down the street. are you here for long?
her:im here for 2 more weeks.
me:i would like to see you again. could i get a number where i can reach you at? maybe when i need help putting on sunblock again?
her:yeah here you go.
she put her number in my phone,i took off after about another hour or so.
**got her digits and will prolly call her in the next day or two.**

attempt#3
BMXing with my buddies in a local parking lot when we see three girls just stop and watch us. i say to them"hey why not go talk to em? 3 of us and 3 of them."so we start riding twoards them and i say to my buds"i call the one with the short white shorts and the pink top thingy" we get to em and we split up into our own conversations. this is how it went...
me:hey hows it going?
her:fine.how bout you?
me:im fine, just a lil beat up.
her:awwwe what happend?
me:i just took some spills but its fine.
her:aww hope your ok.
me:yeah im fine.
her:umm look, im having a party tonight, and i would really like to see you and your friends there tonight.
me: yeah of course. can i get your adress and number to make sure with you when were coming?
her:yeah
she writes all her stuff down on a sheet of paper for me and they are on their way.
**got a number and going to a party**

attempt#4
it was about 7:45 in the afternoon and i was just leaving the local pool, as i was trying to put my shirt on in the hall, i heard a girl voice go"DAMN". so i immidietly look and theres a girl "HB about a 7.5 or 8". and this is the rest of our convo.
me:so you like what you see?(in a playing around tone)
her:love it acually.
me:so whats your name?
her:Elodie
me:very pretty name
her:thanks.
me:im kinda in a hurry, but i wanna hang out with you sometime,can i call you?
her:yeah heres my number.
**got her number and was on my way towards the party**

attempt#5
on the metro heading towards the girls house.(me and my friends all said we will meet up there).anyways i was sitting there and i see a pretty girl,about a 7 standing up.so i get up andoffer her my seat. she was listening to an mp3 player and i asked her what kinda music she was listening to. and this is how our conversation went...
me:so what are you listening to?
her: linkin park.
me: oh really? thats a really good band. whats your favorite song by them?
her: believe me
me:good song. i like bleed it out.
her:yeah i like that one too.
me: ithis is my stop. but i would really like to call you and get together sometime.
her: umm sure(in a not so sure voice.)
me:well i hafta get off so ill see you later.
her: yeah.
as i was walking out of the train i hear her say "Call me!!"
**got her number and was on my way as well**

attempt #6
well i aint even gonna get into the party. it was a total drag. the music was dank and her parents were there.(not the cool kinda parents either. butt cool enough for a party) i still had fun. danced and grinded with a few girls. im supposed to be getting together with the one that threw the party sometime next week wednesday.

**please know that i am nervous as hell when i make an approach. but i think to myself, hey i got nothing to lose so why not.**

discuss.

[musclebound2007]

alright so day two of my attempts...

attempt#1
i woke up a lil bit early this morning.(8AM ) and i decided to head out to the beach and catch some rays. by the time i was out the door it was around 10. so im there by myself looking around and stuff and i seen a girl laying there. im thinkin maybe she can help me put some sunblock on. i walked over to her and thisis how it went.
me:excuse me miss, could you help me put some sun lotion on my back? i would do it myself but i cant reach.
her:no im sorry but my boyfriend is in the water.
me:could you point him out for me?? im just curios.
she points and he comes out of the water and yeah she was honest about it.
**i failed in getting her but its a beach. plenty more**

attempt#2
still walking on the beach then i find one more chick once again doing nothing. so i decide to try the same thing on her.
me:hey there.
her:hi
me:im just wondering if you could help me put some sun lotion on my back? i cant reach and im here alone.
her: oh yeah no doubt.
me:so are you a tourist or something?(while getting lotioned lol)
her:yeah, im from amiens.
me: oh thats way north from here
her:yeah so where are you from?
me:i live here. my house is just down the street. are you here for long?
her:im here for 2 more weeks.
me:i would like to see you again. could i get a number where i can reach you at? maybe when i need help putting on sunblock again?
her:yeah here you go.
she put her number in my phone,i took off after about another hour or so.
**got her digits and will prolly call her in the next day or two.**

attempt#3
BMXing with my buddies in a local parking lot when we see three girls just stop and watch us. i say to them"hey why not go talk to em? 3 of us and 3 of them."so we start riding twoards them and i say to my buds"i call the one with the short white shorts and the pink top thingy" we get to em and we split up into our own conversations. this is how it went...
me:hey hows it going?
her:fine.how bout you?
me:im fine, just a lil beat up.
her:awwwe what happend?
me:i just took some spills but its fine.
her:aww hope your ok.
me:yeah im fine.
her:umm look, im having a party tonight, and i would really like to see you and your friends there tonight.
me: yeah of course. can i get your adress and number to make sure with you when were coming?
her:yeah
she writes all her stuff down on a sheet of paper for me and they are on their way.
**got a number and going to a party**

attempt#4
it was about 7:45 in the afternoon and i was just leaving the local pool, as i was trying to put my shirt on in the hall, i heard a girl voice go"DAMN". so i immidietly look and theres a girl "HB about a 7.5 or 8". and this is the rest of our convo.
me:so you like what you see?(in a playing around tone)
her:love it acually.
me:so whats your name?
her:Elodie
me:very pretty name
her:thanks.
me:im kinda in a hurry, but i wanna hang out with you sometime,can i call you?
her:yeah heres my number.
**got her number and was on my way towards the party**

attempt#5
on the metro heading towards the girls house.(me and my friends all said we will meet up there).anyways i was sitting there and i see a pretty girl,about a 7 standing up.so i get up andoffer her my seat. she was listening to an mp3 player and i asked her what kinda music she was listening to. and this is how our conversation went...
me:so what are you listening to?
her: linkin park.
me: oh really? thats a really good band. whats your favorite song by them?
her: believe me
me:good song. i like bleed it out.
her:yeah i like that one too.
me: ithis is my stop. but i would really like to call you and get together sometime.
her: umm sure(in a not so sure voice.)
me:well i hafta get off so ill see you later.
her: yeah.
as i was walking out of the train i hear her say "Call me!!"
**got her number and was on my way as well**

attempt #6
well i aint even gonna get into the party. it was a total drag. the music was dank and her parents were there.(not the cool kinda parents either. butt cool enough for a party) i still had fun. danced and grinded with a few girls. im supposed to be getting together with the one that threw the party sometime next week wednesday.

**please know that i am nervous as hell when i make an approach. but i think to myself, hey i got nothing to lose so why not.**

discuss.

I swear to god, this is the best thread I have read in here. Kudos to you that you're 16 and the other threads like this, are by big hard back men who need to have already had a long term relationship but failing terribly lol.

You can give some awesome advice to guys your age. There's a lot on here who's clueless and don't know what to do.

What do you rate your looks at? Curious to see if it's your looks that's helping or what. And be honest, no e-bragging! lol

One more thing. It's funny that the other threads, I see them do about the same exact thing you're doing "introduce yourself/say hi", "make small talk", (talk for maybe 5 mins if that much), "then make excuse that you have to leave and then ask for their number as you are leaving" (which I think is the closer and why it's the best way to get their number)...but I am not sure if American girls are up to that? What you think? It is why I need to know if your looks help you with this or not. Because for an average guy, it probably will not work. Like a guy who's a 5 or something. But a guy who's an 8, probably can get the numbers with ease.

Also what do you think is the difference between the american girls and the girls from France? I mean they seem to be friendlier lol

[AriesUnleashed]

alright so day two of my attempts...

attempt#1
i woke up a lil bit early this morning.(8AM ) and i decided to head out to the beach and catch some rays. by the time i was out the door it was around 10. so im there by myself looking around and stuff and i seen a girl laying there. im thinkin maybe she can help me put some sunblock on. i walked over to her and thisis how it went.
me:excuse me miss, could you help me put some sun lotion on my back? i would do it myself but i cant reach.
her:no im sorry but my boyfriend is in the water.
me:could you point him out for me?? im just curios.
she points and he comes out of the water and yeah she was honest about it.
**i failed in getting her but its a beach. plenty more**

attempt#2
still walking on the beach then i find one more chick once again doing nothing. so i decide to try the same thing on her.
me:hey there.
her:hi
me:im just wondering if you could help me put some sun lotion on my back? i cant reach and im here alone.
her: oh yeah no doubt.
me:so are you a tourist or something?(while getting lotioned lol)
her:yeah, im from amiens.
me: oh thats way north from here
her:yeah so where are you from?
me:i live here. my house is just down the street. are you here for long?
her:im here for 2 more weeks.
me:i would like to see you again. could i get a number where i can reach you at? maybe when i need help putting on sunblock again?
her:yeah here you go.
she put her number in my phone,i took off after about another hour or so.
**got her digits and will prolly call her in the next day or two.**

attempt#3
BMXing with my buddies in a local parking lot when we see three girls just stop and watch us. i say to them"hey why not go talk to em? 3 of us and 3 of them."so we start riding twoards them and i say to my buds"i call the one with the short white shorts and the pink top thingy" we get to em and we split up into our own conversations. this is how it went...
me:hey hows it going?
her:fine.how bout you?
me:im fine, just a lil beat up.
her:awwwe what happend?
me:i just took some spills but its fine.
her:aww hope your ok.
me:yeah im fine.
her:umm look, im having a party tonight, and i would really like to see you and your friends there tonight.
me: yeah of course. can i get your adress and number to make sure with you when were coming?
her:yeah
she writes all her stuff down on a sheet of paper for me and they are on their way.
**got a number and going to a party**

attempt#4
it was about 7:45 in the afternoon and i was just leaving the local pool, as i was trying to put my shirt on in the hall, i heard a girl voice go"DAMN". so i immidietly look and theres a girl "HB about a 7.5 or 8". and this is the rest of our convo.
me:so you like what you see?(in a playing around tone)
her:love it acually.
me:so whats your name?
her:Elodie
me:very pretty name
her:thanks.
me:im kinda in a hurry, but i wanna hang out with you sometime,can i call you?
her:yeah heres my number.
**got her number and was on my way towards the party**

attempt#5
on the metro heading towards the girls house.(me and my friends all said we will meet up there).anyways i was sitting there and i see a pretty girl,about a 7 standing up.so i get up andoffer her my seat. she was listening to an mp3 player and i asked her what kinda music she was listening to. and this is how our conversation went...
me:so what are you listening to?
her: linkin park.
me: oh really? thats a really good band. whats your favorite song by them?
her: believe me
me:good song. i like bleed it out.
her:yeah i like that one too.
me: ithis is my stop. but i would really like to call you and get together sometime.
her: umm sure(in a not so sure voice.)
me:well i hafta get off so ill see you later.
her: yeah.
as i was walking out of the train i hear her say "Call me!!"
**got her number and was on my way as well**

attempt #6
well i aint even gonna get into the party. it was a total drag. the music was dank and her parents were there.(not the cool kinda parents either. butt cool enough for a party) i still had fun. danced and grinded with a few girls. im supposed to be getting together with the one that threw the party sometime next week wednesday.

**please know that i am nervous as hell when i make an approach. but i think to myself, hey i got nothing to lose so why not.**

discuss.

Good **** but i LOLd at the train one. YOu guys talked about linkin park and you asked for her number without any other talk lol

[HIT_MAN46]

I swear to god, this is the best thread I have read in here. Kudos to you that you're 16 and the other threads like this, are by big hard back men who need to have already had a long term relationship but failing terribly lol.

You can give some awesome advice to guys your age. There's a lot on here who's clueless and don't know what to do.

What do you rate your looks at? Curious to see if it's your looks that's helping or what. And be honest, no e-bragging! lol

One more thing. It's funny that the other threads, I see them do about the same exact thing you're doing "introduce yourself/say hi", "make small talk", (talk for maybe 5 mins if that much), "then make excuse that you have to leave and then ask for their number as you are leaving" (which I think is the closer and why it's the best way to get their number)...but I am not sure if American girls are up to that? What you think? It is why I need to know if your looks help you with this or not. Because for an average guy, it probably will not work. Like a guy who's a 5 or something. But a guy who's an 8, probably can get the numbers with ease.

Also what do you think is the difference between the american girls and the girls from France? I mean they seem to be friendlier lol

to be honest with you, my brother tought me everything i know. like i would walk down the street and he would show me how he does it.
about the whole rate my face type thing im about at a 7 i think. maybe 7.5 if im having a good day.
the main difference between french chicks and american girls is that they are more comfortable in their own skin.(unlike american girls) if a french girls sees that shes fat, she knows she is. like she wont wear a victorias secret sweat pants that say on the ass"SEXY" or "HOT". and yeah they do seem to be friendlier.
ill get a pic posted and you can tell me about the rate thing.(no homo) i personally think im ugly. but i dont think that before i approach a girl. i just say **** im nervous as hell but i dont have anyting to lose. so lets go for it. count in my head untill im speaking distance away and go for it.

[Hawklet]

attempt#3
BMXing with my buddies in a local parking lot when we see three girls just stop and watch us. i say to them"hey why not go talk to em? 3 of us and 3 of them."so we start riding twoards them and i say to my buds"i call the one with the short white shorts and the pink top thingy" we get to em and we split up into our own conversations. this is how it went...
me:hey hows it going?
her:fine.how bout you?
me:im fine, just a lil beat up.
her:awwwe what happend?
me:i just took some spills but its fine.
her:aww hope your ok.
me:yeah im fine.
her:umm look, im having a party tonight, and i would really like to see you and your friends there tonight.
me: yeah of course. can i get your adress and number to make sure with you when were coming?
her:yeah
she writes all her stuff down on a sheet of paper for me and they are on their way.
**got a number and going to a party**

attempt#4
it was about 7:45 in the afternoon and i was just leaving the local pool, as i was trying to put my shirt on in the hall, i heard a girl voice go"DAMN". so i immidietly look and theres a girl "HB about a 7.5 or 8". and this is the rest of our convo.
me:so you like what you see?(in a playing around tone)
her:love it acually.
me:so whats your name?
her:Elodie
me:very pretty name
her:thanks.
me:im kinda in a hurry, but i wanna hang out with you sometime,can i call you?
her:yeah heres my number.
**got her number and was on my way towards the party**

These two stories are ridiculous. Let me get this straight. You were pretty much doing nothing....and the girl just asked you out. On two separate occasions. Is that right?

Also, there is no "7:45 in the afternoon".

[HIT_MAN46]

These two stories are ridiculous. Let me get this straight. You were pretty much doing nothing....and the girl just asked you out. On two separate occasions. Is that right?

Also, there is no "7:45 in the afternoon".

how are they rediculous? im just saying what went down. and about the 7:45 thing i was saying that to make a point that it wasnt in the morning. and how did i do nothing? what if i didnt approach them. and what if i woulda said nothing to the girl at the pool??

[HIT_MAN46]

Good **** but i LOLd at the train one. YOu guys talked about linkin park and you asked for her number without any other talk lol

oh dude there was a lil bit more chit chat i just typed the basic. but it was pretty close to that.lol

[husszar]

younger girls are alot easier, im assuming his approaching chicks 15-17, who get excited just by a guy going up and talking to them.... still your doing a good job


p.s. linkin park suck

[HIT_MAN46]

younger girls are alot easier, im assuming his approaching chicks 15-17, who get excited just by a guy going up and talking to them.... still your doing a good job


p.s. linkin park suck

yeah 15-17. i tried on a 19 year old once and got shut down bad. her quote sorta went like " hey lil guy shouldnt you be with your mommy or at a day care playing in the sandbox?" all i could do was laugh and walk away in disapointment.lol.
and linkin park isnt that bad.
and thanks on the good job part brah.