ITT post oyur good/bad stories of living in a college dorm

[Baba_ghanoush]

so i move into my dorm in less than a month and am pretty excited

i wanna hear some good/crazy/bad stories from your time living in a dorm while going to college

reps for good stories...

also what are community bathrooms liek?

[Baba_ghanoush]

bump...?

[FatalClaw]

bump, im moving into a dorm too. Wanna hear some stuff.

[SportFanatic23]

Originally Posted by Baba_ghanoush

bump...?

I thought you were bulking until Feb? Trying to get ripped for teh b1tches in college?

Bump...I move into a dorm in like 2 years, lol

[Gorilla99]

used to live in a dorm with 2 more roomates. It was big enough for the 3 of us, however one of them was a huge party guy and came everynight at around 4 in 3-4am smelling like weed and alcohol. It was quite anoying

[MikeThePickle]

Take sandles for the bathroom.

Dorm life can be pretty sweet, its all what you make of it. Be cool and meet the people that live around you because you'll be living next to them allllll yearrr long. We used to do stupid **** like play golf, football, wrestle, and of course blair music at full power.

Freshman year I was timid and didnt meet the people that live next to me so my hall wasn't that cool. But last year we all hung out on a nightly basis and had fun.

[Baba_ghanoush]

Originally Posted by SportFanatic23

I thought you were bulking until Feb? Trying to get ripped for teh b1tches in college?

Bump...I move into a dorm in like 2 years, lol

lulz ya

[Scotty-Boy]

You just stand there little girl, and il push you down.

[nitr0x2]

community bathrooms are kinda ****ty(no pun intended) nobody really goes out of their way to take care of them, theyre pretty much like public restrooms(almost, not quite that bad)

I never had any problems in my dorm, the worst that happened was I forgot to lock my door and my roommate walked in on me balls deep in a 6/10 lol

[Exist 2 Inspire]

Dirt, crumbs, dust everywhere. Gay roommates that don't ever want to go out, don't ever clean, and hang dragon posters on the wall.


Get your own place, it's way worth it.

[ocsmidnight]

Originally Posted by Baba_ghanoush

so i move into my dorm in less than a month and am pretty excited

i wanna hear some good/crazy/bad stories from your time living in a dorm while going to college

reps for good stories...

also what are community bathrooms liek?

Best story I have from last year is when I was "babysitting" two of my drunk friends in one of their rooms, making sure they didn't get out of the room and get caught. Incidentally they decided it would be cool to pull a lofted bed over (the guy's roommate's), then proceeded to squirt lotion everywhere and throw shoes and other items everywhere. The guy came back to his room with a chick while we were still there and saw everything messed up and flipped out (probably cause he just got cock blocked), so i went back to my room cause I didn't do ****. He came lookin for me few minutes later and was screaming his also drunken ass off in the hall trying to start ****. Attracted the attention of like 20 guys plus RAs. Pretty interesting night.

[whoknowsme]

You going to UofA???

[MikeThePickle]

As for stories, there are way to many.

Way to many times people pass out in the hall way and u do stupid **** to em.

[astoriakidd]

Originally Posted by FatalClaw

bump, im moving into a dorm too. Wanna hear some stuff.

another bump. i move in next month.

[fecalpheliac]

STORY CLIFFS:

Good Story: Got sucked off

Bad Story: **** pants in public

[MikeThePickle]

I skunked a guy in mario kart so he had to run down the hall naked. (no homo)



Of course, we took his clothes and locked him out of his room so security had to come let him in.

[Baba_ghanoush]

Originally Posted by MikeThePickle

As for stories, there are way to many.

Way to many times people pass out in the hall way and u do stupid **** to em.

lol

[Baba_ghanoush]

Originally Posted by MikeThePickle

I skunked a guy in mario kart so he had to run down the hall naked. (no homo)



Of course, we took his clothes and locked him out of his room so security had to come let him in.

ROFL

[MikeThePickle]

Oh, and last thing, there is always that ass hole that steals the towells when someones in the shower. It really sucks when you're the victim but is really hilarious when its someone else.

[VAPlowhorse]

Bathrooms are ok as long as they are cleaned everyday. If someone pukes in it on Friday night, be prepared to see it til Monday morning. Beware of older roommates as well, my last roommate was 25 and a total loser. Played COD4 til 3am every morning, slept in til 12 everyday, and occasional got drunk with his 3/10 girlfriend from South Carolina a couple times. Best advice I can give is to be the alpha roommate. Move in before your roommate come August, bring the furniture you want, and claim your territory. Worked like a charm for six months on previously mentioned loser, then he started getting all pissed about my girlfriend sleeping over every weekend, didn't get him anywhere though. Are you staying in a suite or traditional 2 man dorm room?

[collector]

Good

-Pussy is virtually unlimited just gotta go and get it.
-Parties are soo easy to come by
-Always someone to kick it with
-Pranks are funny when they're done to someone who has an accent
-Pray you have a cool Dorm Manager or watever they're called

Bad

-Mother****ers not leaving your room, hanging out till very late
-Word spreads like wildfire so if you dont want people to know you put your dick in a certain girl then don't walk out of a party into her room with everyone around (lol) still inevitable
-Food is an issue especially midnight snacks
-Some people are ****ing annoying
-I know ur muslim so followin islam is kind of hard w/too many temptations.


VERY BAD

-****in washrooms, taking a **** sucks when mother****ers are walking in.
-You will hear girls take ****s, lol HAHAHAHAHAHA FUNNIEST ****!

[astoriakidd]

I am in a triple junior. I guess with two other roommates.

[Mr. Wacko]

lmao...from these stories, it sounds fun as hell

[agh2415]

on weekends bathrooms will be absolutely disgusting if no one cleans them like at my school. Just imagine a nice layer of vomit/urine/beer covering the floor. Shower curtains are routinely stolen while people are showering. For some reason we had a bathtub which was often used as a beer cooler. All in all, dorms kick ass if you like to party.

edit: just thought of more advice/stories

-hallway sports like boxing and tackle football are fun
-be really outgoing and have your door open the first few weeks, ask people to go eat, play bball, etc.
-don't get arrested
-drink a lot but don't be dumbass and do it around your RA
-don't try into a fat slob
-for the love of god, keep your grades up. Get all your **** done in the afternoon so you can do whatever at night

[SecondSucks]

Originally Posted by agh2415

on weekends bathrooms will be absolutely disgusting if no one cleans them like at my school. Just imagine a nice layer of vomit/urine/beer covering the floor. Shower curtains are routinely stolen while people are showering. For some reason we had a bathtub which was often used as a beer cooler. All in all, dorms kick ass if you like to party.

Bathtub? lolwut?

[fecalpheliac]

Get a beer pong table. Party hosts get laid quite a bit in college

[bigdan]

ah man, freshman year in the dorms... what a ****ed up time. Yeah there were lots of people throwing up everywhere, pissing all over the place, passed out in the bathroom / lounge / wherever. Pretty standard stuff.

I remember one time in a drunken rage I kicked the **** out of the water fountain outside my door. I hated that POS because it barely worked and the water was warm and tasted like ass. I did this running kick and knocked it clear off the wall. Water and **** started spraying out of the wall and I remember going "oh FCK!" I ran over and turned the water off (it has a faucet similar to a toilet fixture) to stop the water from flooding the hall and then I lifted the water fountain up off the ground and stuck it back on the wall (there was a little metal ledge that it sat on).

A couple days later some facilities guys came over and they fixed the water fountain... what was awesome was that when they fixed it the water was cold!


Another memorable moment is when me and a couple of my closest buddies decided to brew our own "hard apple cider" using a 5 gallon water cooler jug (they are all over campus) 5 gallons of apple juice from the cafeteria, a couple pounds of sugar (from little sugar packets... also from the cafeteria) a couple packets of yeast (we walked 5 miles to a grocery store cus none of us had cars), and we capped it off with an unlubricated french tickler condom.

What we did was put all that **** in the jug and then stuck the condom on top to trap the gasses. We would bleed it off every one in a while. After a few months we had 5 gallons of some of the nastiest stuff known to man. We ended up naming it "Black Nasty Stiff Apple Cider" and bottled it into 2 liter soda bottles.

I remember the night we drank that ****. It was the last night of the first semester. I had finished my last final exam that day and had an 8 am flight home in the morning. We were all drinkin the black nasty getting fcking **** faced. I put down at least a 2 liter bottle of that ****. It tasted like apple wine gone wrong... very wrong. It made your belly hot to the touch, it was very bizarre. I drank so much of that **** that I apparently passed out in my bed and began vomiting all over myself - this is really saying something because despite the near legendary feats of drinking I had accomplished that fateful first semester, I did not throw up ever (I guess I learned my lesson in high school - where throwing up was a very common consequence). Anyhow, luckily I had a few friends who kept me from choking on my own vomit and dying a la Jimi Hendrix.

Anyhow, I don't remember any of that ****. What I do remember is waking up to the sound of my roommates alarm clock, reeking of vomit. I'm laying in my bed on a towel, ass naked with the absolute worst hangover of my life. I felt like death incarnate. I got out of bed and saw pieces of vomit all over my books and **** on the floor. Everything smelled like black nasty and vomit. Somehow I got my barely functioning ass onto that airplane and made it home for christmas. It was a miracle.


I probably have a few more stories, but I'll start off with those. Living in the dorm was great fun... I wish I could go back and do it all over again.

[5x10]

freshman year i lived with a weirdo
he watched bondage on the computer while twisting the hair on his head(which fell out onto the keyboard)
had a fetish for b movies and mock rape films, his face would get really red when he watched them
flipped out on him mom in front of me
drivers license revoked cause he has blackouts when drives

scary part is, he worked at a kids summer camp when not at school

[agh2415]

Originally Posted by SecondSucks

Bathtub? lolwut?

i know right? I think it's cuz i was on an all guys floor but they're all designed the same and girls use that ****.

[Howard 6]

we seriously had bangers in our dorm room like 20+ ppl til me and my roomate got put on probation...