Eye-Watering Gas

[Mad_Gerbil]

I'm taking lots of egg protein.
The "blow back" on that is getting ridiculous.
I need something that will kill that action right now or I'm gonna lose my job.

It isn't just a couple of bad actors a day - it's freakin' non-stop.
This is getting embarrassing.

Is there anything out there that utterly kills this monster?

[snoack]

try glueing one of these to your ass:

[Chipman]

I saw some underwear that have charcoal in them. google it

[phikappa]

Unless you're getting steroid-like gains from your egg protein, I suggest you change your diet.

[truthandlife]

Beano or eat artichokes. Artichokes have the strange ability of neutralizing gastrointestinal odors. Although this is not a commonly eaten food, try to incorporate it into your diet.

[Esoteric-Amal]

Ginger tea, some pepo and a nice long crap reduce your dosage and icrease the amount of water you intake.

[phikappa]

I saw some underwear that have charcoal in them. google it

Or, try this.

[SP1966]

Or, try this.

You see the nose on the brunette? She could smell an gnat's fart with that thing!

[maryinmesquite]

I'm taking lots of egg protein.
The "blow back" on that is getting ridiculous.
I need something that will kill that action right now or I'm gonna lose my job.

It isn't just a couple of bad actors a day - it's freakin' non-stop.
This is getting embarrassing.

Is there anything out there that utterly kills this monster?

my youngest dsaughter has a friend who takes alot of protein ,, i may ban him to the back porch ,,, it is awful ,,, he tries to blame the dog ,, but the dog even gets up and leaves

[TuffGirl]

I say do the Bean-o. I was having problems with VERY BAD GAS when I first started my LIFTING program. I was killing my trainer in the mornings... I started adding a few drops of the Bean-o to all my shakes and no more gas!

I don't know what's in that stuff, but it works.

[dbx]

I don't know what's in that stuff, but it works.

Simethicone. I believe it's the same active ingredient that's in most of these products.

[Whiskeyjack]

Beano or eat artichokes. Artichokes have the strange ability of neutralizing gastrointestinal odors. Although this is not a commonly eaten food, try to incorporate it into your diet.

Now this I didn't know. Does it work with artichoke hearts bottled in oil or do they have to be fresh?

[greenamphibious]

Papaya enzymes help digest protein about $3 a bottle

[Skidmarx]

Certain brands of protein bars do the same thing to me

[uncleroman]

man i need to add egg protein to my routine. the wife will love it. haha

[C5VetteLS1]

Certain brands of protein bars do the same thing to me

Hence the Screen Name?

[chodan9]

[reamade]

That's great. Now, everytime I hear a cell phone I'll think of this.

http://reamade.wordpress.com/

[IronIc]

LOL! Those are too funny

[Minotaur]

http://findarticles.com/p/articles/m...30/ai_63972298

Only slightly related... we have a woman at work, the only woman in our IT group of miscreants, who cropdusts.

[baker]

How about switching to a different protien. Everyone gets gas from something. For me it's Sushi. I'm not allowed to eat it for lunch anymore. I've cleared the entire office before. Looked like a fire drill.

[KDHunter]

http://findarticles.com/p/articles/m...30/ai_63972298

Only slightly related... we have a woman at work, the only woman in our IT group of miscreants, who cropdusts.

Cropdusts, lol

Usually eggs for me. As mentioned above. Beno works pretty good

[Sluggeaux]

"DUTCH OVEN!"

heh, sorry, couldn't resist. Beano is a really good product for helping with that issue.. I hadn't heard of the artichoke one before, but it sounds like a good one, I love artichokes.

[Mad_Gerbil]

Does Bean-o mess up the effectiveness of protein?
It isn't breaking it down or something, I hope.

[chodan9]

Does Bean-o mess up the effectiveness of protein?
It isn't breaking it down or something, I hope.

I think it actually neutralizes bacteria in your lower intestine

[Marius_Ursus]

Beano or eat artichokes. Artichokes have the strange ability of neutralizing gastrointestinal odors. Although this is not a commonly eaten food, try to incorporate it into your diet.

Do they have to be fresh, or will marinated artichokes do the trick?

[ProfBush]

Gas-X works for me. I think it is a simethicone product.

[batteryrequired]

I had to cut out using milk to drink my post workout drink with whey. And until someone can claim they can pollute a half a Walmart parking lot....I am still the king. Combine the milk and whey...9 desicated liver tablets and several pickled eggs. I had waited the long drive in the Expedition to Walmart holding it all in (i would have killed everyone had i let loose contained in an SUV) As soon as i stepped outside...i let loose. I had parked in the very back of the parking lot and a gentle breeze was blowig in the direction of the doors in the front of the building. You could see the expressions in the peoples faces change as it moved forward. This had my kids and my wife at the time in tears....either from laughing hysterically or from the gas....not sure which. But it was hilarious.

[Marius_Ursus]

Now this I didn't know. Does it work with artichoke hearts bottled in oil or do they have to be fresh?

I didn't see this before I posted my question.

I swear.

Too funny...

[ctgblue]

switch from egg to casein
slow digesting, no gas

one scoop of each should help with the 'pure egg gas'