Anyone here try the "paper roll" test?

[KennyK]

I actually tried this for the first time yesterday.

discuss

[UNCfan]

Is that where you stick it in a toilet paper roll or something?
(no homo)

[KennyK]

Is that where you stick it in a toilet paper roll or something?
(no homo)

yes.

evidently this is a gauge for something.

the question is it accurate?

Ladies?

[BB_Surf]

when i was 12.

didn't fit

[KennyK]

when i was 12.

didn't fit

nice


no homo

[YoMaMa84]

what does it do?

[phikappa]

No, but I have done the orange juice test.

[KennyK]

i think it's overrated.

toilet rolls aren't even that big

[AnnaMatronic]

Yeah, doesn't fit.

[Al_Pal]

seriously, if your dick fits in a toilet roll, that really sucks for you.

[KennyK]

seriously, if your dick fits in a toilet roll, that really sucks for you.

I was nervous.

that's a lot of pressure

i'm glad I got through it ok

Or didn't get through ok

[SaviorSix]

seriously, if your dick fits in a toilet roll, that really sucks for you.

Oh yah dude....even worse is if it fits into a coffee can...that's the worst

amirite or amirite?

[ryan250]

Yeah, I've tried it. Fit.

We need to find something to gauge length with. Like a paper towel roll.

noodle dick FTL.

[Al_Pal]

Oh yah dude....even worse is if it fits into a coffee can...that's the worst

amirite or amirite?

for real i just went and grabbed a paper roll to make sure i didnt have the dimensions warped in my head.

if you can stick your whol dick in that, that you have a really small dick.

[stealth_maven]

I do believe a toilet paper roll is 5.5 inches in girth, which is on the fukin huge side. So either you guys are full of **** (which is very likely) or you guys are full of **** (extremely likely).

[Al_Pal]

I do believe a toilet paper roll is 5.5 inches in girth, which is on the fukin huge side. So either you guys are full of **** (which is very likely) or you guys are full of **** (extremely likely).

i just measured a roll, and it was 4.5 inches. and no my dick wouldnt fit in that. Ive never measures my girth, but next time i have a hard on, im gonna try and **** a roll of toilet paper and let you know how it goes.

[stealth_maven]

i just measured a roll, and it was 4.5 inches. and no my dick wouldnt fit in that. Ive never measures my girth, but next time i have a hard on, im gonna try and **** a roll of toilet paper and let you know how it goes.

Oh snap bro, you got a small roll of toilet paper, mine's 5.5. My **** definitely would not fit into it, or it'd be a scraping effort.

[Al_Pal]

lol...

"your dick aint big... you just got a small roll of toilet paper!"

^ thats going on my tombstone... that and some pepperoni

[Django]

Ok, so I toilet paper roll can tell you if your below average, but what about above average? I think we need a test for that.

I have a javex bottle that's probably about the right size for the test, but I don't really want to stick my dick in there.

[KennyK]

Ok, so I toilet paper roll can tell you if your below average, but what about above average? I think we need a test for that.

I have a javex bottle that's probably about the right size for the test, but I don't really want to stick my dick in there.

i use a muffler

[dbthorp]

strong e-stats ITT

[Al_Pal]

Ok, so I toilet paper roll can tell you if your below average, but what about above average? I think we need a test for that.

I have a javex bottle that's probably about the right size for the test, but I don't really want to stick my dick in there.

um, wouldnt the fact that you didnt fit in the roll tell you without additional test?

man... i couldnt even fathom what it would be like to have average IQ in this world. I use to get so frusterated at school waiting on mother****ers to learn, never understood whats its like to be like that. i cant relate.

strong e-stats ITT

everyone who makes a post like this is pretty much screaming to the world that they have a little dick. njdm.

[stealth_maven]

Ok I just re-measured a toilet paper roll, this one is 5!

Wtf, are toilet rolls different girths?! lol

Seriously the first one I ever measured was 5.5.

[MacDaddy0924]

i use a muffler

with or without the car running?

[AnnaMatronic]

What about one of those Charmin 2-in-1 rolls?!

[stealth_maven]

i use a muffler

catback? or non catback?

[SigEpLaxer]

My how gay this part of the forum has become.

Oh, and I don't fit.

:P

[KennyK]

with or without the car running?

not running


don't want to get AIDS

catback? or non catback?

the big one

[-E-]

when i was 12.

didn't fit

haha, same here bro

[K_Ching]

I didn't fit.

Now what can I use for the test when I'm hard?