Kid's writing about the ocean

[biochick]

I got this in an email forward, so I'm sure it's a respost, but I thought it was hilarious, so I'm sharing. Enjoy!

) - This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly, age 6)

2) - Oysters' balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age 6)

3) - If you are surrounded by ocean you are an island. If you don't have ocean all round you, you are incontinent. ( Wayne, age 7)

4) - Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend any more. (Kylie, age 6)

5) - A dolphin breaths through an ******* on the top of its head. (Billy, age 8)

6) - My uncle goes out in his boat with 2 other men and a woman
and pots and comes back with crabs. (Millie, age 6)

7) - When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes when the wind didn't blow the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would have been better off eating beans. (William, age 7)

8) - Mermaids live in the ocean. I like mermaids. They are beautiful and I like their shiny tails, but how on earth do mermaids get pregnant? Like, really? (Helen, age 6)

9) - I'm not going to write about the ocean. My baby brother is always crying, my Dad keeps yelling at my Mom, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy, age 6)


10) - Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher, age 7)

11) - When you go swimming in the ocean, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small. (Kevin, age 6)

12) - Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky, age 8)

13) - On vacation my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when
she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again
because water fired right up her big fat ass. (Julie, age 7)

14)-The ocean is made up of water and fish. Why the fish don't drown I don't know. (Bobby, age 6)

15)-My dad was a sailor on the ocean. He knows all about the ocean.
What he doesn't know is why he quit being a sailor and married my mom. (James, age 7)

[Dosquito]

wow, for the last time, anything you get in an email has been around the internet for at least 15 years

[biochick]

Originally Posted by Dosquito

wow, for the last time, anything you get in an email has been around the internet for at least 15 years

Wow, what part of "I'm sure this is a repost" did you not get? I thought it was cute and wanted to share. If you don't want to read it, don't.

[Rupert IV]

Wow, these kids have got better spelling, punctuaion and grammer than most 16 year olds. What's more, they seem aware enough of their surroundings to make insightful observations. They scare me.

[Callaar21]

I hope you are posting this from the kitchen....

[n00bi3]

Originally Posted by Rupert IV

Wow, these kids have got better spelling, punctuaion and grammer than most 16 year olds. What's more, they seem aware enough of their surroundings to make insightful observations. They scare me.

punctuation*
grammar*

i'm a dickhead.

[biochick]

Originally Posted by Rupert IV

Wow, these kids have got better spelling, punctuaion and grammer than most 16 year olds. What's more, they seem aware enough of their surroundings to make insightful observations. They scare me.

#9 just breaks my heart, poor thing.

Originally Posted by Callaar21

I hope you are posting this from the kitchen....

Of course. I'm barefoot as well. Cooking dinner for my husband so he can eat and then get on bb.com himself when he gets home.