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07-04-2008, 05:06 PM
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Friends ex-GF telling him "Doctor said us two have to sleep with each other"
I'll try to make this story short, my friend told me to post the story here on the misc and see what you guys think.
Friend went out with a girl for over a year, they split up, but are still friends with benefits.
The girl says "My hormones are messed up, I went to the doctor and he said me and you have to sleep with each other, without a condom, you get me pregnant and then that will sort out my hormones and then I'll have an abortion 3 months after"
I told him it's a pile of BULL**** and she just wants a kid from him. then she started waving papers at his face, and this is the quote from the paper:
Estrogen: In order to help or correct this problem the woman will have to conceive within the next 6 months of being diagnosed, if the woman is of child bearing age or has conceived within the last 6 - 12 months she will stand a better chance of a full recovery as she will produce more of the hormone that she is losing (WTF?). Also she will have to conceive with the same partner from the last 12 months, it has been researched that the woman body will ONLY ACCEPT SPERM FROM HER LAST OR CURENT PARTNER. THERE ARE NO DRUGS THAT CAN HELP, ONLY TO LET NATURE TAJE ITS COURSE.
Then the icing on the cake was a HAND WRITTEN letter from (supposedly) the doctor saying "Dear My so so, you do have to do this because it will do this and this and blah blah"
WTF? Huge line of bull****?
EDIT: Here's the supposedly 'hand written doctor letter' lol
Last edited by loney; 07-04-2008 at 05:18 PM.
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07-04-2008, 05:07 PM
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its a t(ra)(ar)p.......
Last edited by _lightsout_; 07-04-2008 at 05:11 PM.
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07-04-2008, 05:08 PM
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you know the answer,
pm "uhockey" he's an m.d.
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07-04-2008, 05:09 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by _lightsout_
its a trap.......
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you sure it's not a tarp?
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07-04-2008, 05:09 PM
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wow she REALLY wants a baby...time to lose the 'benefits' part and send that ho on her way
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07-04-2008, 05:10 PM
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That's is the most stupid pile of BS I've ever read. It's a trap.
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07-04-2008, 05:10 PM
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Definitely a tarp. Sounds retarded.
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07-04-2008, 05:10 PM
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If he bought that, I have some property I'd like to sell him.
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07-04-2008, 05:10 PM
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Child Support is the worst type of STD.
Just sayin...
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07-04-2008, 05:10 PM
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Tarp for sure.
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07-04-2008, 05:10 PM
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this is either fraud or happened in some rural town in south. strong low iq bs.
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07-04-2008, 05:11 PM
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Seriously that is bull ****. Tell him to get out of that immediately
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07-04-2008, 05:12 PM
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LOL, let me scan the 'hand written letter' for you guys. Even though i don't fcuking understand a word of it.
Last edited by loney; 07-04-2008 at 05:14 PM.
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07-04-2008, 05:12 PM
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LMAO! Girls sure are getting creative these days. Usually they just poke a hole in the condom.
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07-04-2008, 05:13 PM
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that is one big fu<kin tarp
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07-04-2008, 05:13 PM
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OP look at this way, if such things were legit, you don't think Id go to my doctor with my allowance and make him right a note saying that this certain girl has to **** me?
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07-04-2008, 05:13 PM
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LMAO.. That is quite possibly the DUMBEST thing I've ever heard.
Women... 
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07-04-2008, 05:14 PM
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LMAO is this for real?
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07-04-2008, 05:14 PM
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telll your buddy to hit it and quit it, then in regards to the baby: hit it and quit it
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07-04-2008, 05:14 PM
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07-04-2008, 05:17 PM
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looks legit
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07-04-2008, 05:17 PM
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LOL. Here's the letter guys, I told him from day one she's a psycho haha:
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07-04-2008, 05:18 PM
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wow that handwriting is god awful, worst of all time....wow. for a doctor?
bad sig, yes, bad HW on prescription, yes...but on note...NO WAI!
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07-04-2008, 05:19 PM
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Do it seems legit.
If you believe that you are the stupidest man on earth
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07-04-2008, 05:21 PM
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Its legit believe it or not, i was reading about the same kind of thing a while ago, ill try and find the research link...
Here it is:-
http://is.gd/M7U
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07-04-2008, 05:21 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by loney
I'll try to make this story short, my friend told me to post the story here on the misc and see what you guys think.
Friend went out with a girl for over a year, they split up, but are still friends with benefits.
The girl says "My hormones are messed up, I went to the doctor and he said me and you have to sleep with each other, without a condom, you get me pregnant and then that will sort out my hormones and then I'll have an abortion 3 months after"
I told him it's a pile of BULL**** and she just wants a kid from him. then she started waving papers at his face, and this is the quote from the paper:
Estrogen: In order to help or correct this problem the woman will have to conceive within the next 6 months of being diagnosed, if the woman is of child bearing age or has conceived within the last 6 - 12 months she will stand a better chance of a full recovery as she will produce more of the hormone that she is losing (WTF?). Also she will have to conceive with the same partner from the last 12 months, it has been researched that the woman body will ONLY ACCEPT SPERM FROM HER LAST OR CURENT PARTNER. THERE ARE NO DRUGS THAT CAN HELP, ONLY TO LET NATURE TAJE ITS COURSE.
Then the icing on the cake was a HAND WRITTEN letter from (supposedly) the doctor saying "Dear My so so, you do have to do this because it will do this and this and blah blah"
WTF? Huge line of bull****?
EDIT: Here's the supposedly 'hand written doctor letter' lol
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Nutcase. It's time to cut ALL TIES with her, she's going to pull something.
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07-04-2008, 05:21 PM
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your friend should be put to death painfully and cruelly just for giving 2 seconds of faith to validity of her claim.
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07-04-2008, 05:22 PM
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LOL!!!! This thread literally has me in tears. That letter looks like it was written by a retarded chimpanzee.
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07-04-2008, 05:22 PM
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LOL you guys crack me up.
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07-04-2008, 05:22 PM
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This is grounds for legal action if she is trying to really do this, she is attempting to fraud your friend, write a note back and say you are a lawyer
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