For anyone who's into them, or knows how to communicate or make them appear in order to use their powers.
I here believe in their existence, I have done it once when I was 18 or something with a friend, and I had to read some weird lingo (not english)
scary but exciting.
Please post any methods if you know on how to do this.
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Thread: Who's into Demons?
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07-03-2008, 10:16 PM #1
Who's into Demons?
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anyone remember that old 'summoning a demon' thread with that guy who is most likely now banned and a ouja board thing? Was funny.
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The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth
Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
When in another?s lair, show them respect or else do not go there.
If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat them cruelly and without mercy.
Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
Do not take that which does not belong to you, unless it is a burden to the other person and they cry out to be relieved.
Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
Do not harm little children.
Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them
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Why would you want to invoke that into your mind? We are more than our physical body, learn to meditate and practice astral projection, remote seeing, and nonverbal communication(which involves wat your looking for)**, but communicate with something else on our frequency.
When your meditating on nonverbal communication the very thing your intentions are bringing into your mind just may pop up. Yu become something like an unlocked door. I wont share anything else because i dont condone tat kind of negativity.Last edited by Colinski; 07-03-2008 at 10:55 PM.
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07-03-2008, 10:53 PM #19
Yeah here's one that summons that one demon, you know, the evil one:
First you'll need a couple candles, about 600 should do, but the more the magic-er.
Second, you'll need to get some holy oil, prefferably with zero trans fat (unhealthy doncha know). Be sure its blessed by the pope, but if for some reason you cannot meet with him in person, Jesus will suffice.
Third, set it all on fire in a circle around yourself, spin around 12 times to the sound of "Bringing Sexy Back", if you feel the urge, you may remove your undies in a sexual manner.
Fourth, chant these words once:
Dear Magic Demon
Come to me
I need evil
Watch out! A bee!
So come hither here
In a cloud of smoke
Or I will rape
and kill the pope
love tom
If he doesn't come after these steps, then you're a fcking retard and didnt do it right.
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