25 Reasons America is Still the Best Country in the World

gattinanera38 · 07-03-2008, 07:08 AM

1. American flag bikinis. When?s the last time you saw a red, white and blue burqa?

2. Unlike Amy Winehouse, our self-destructive pop stars (Britney and Lindsay) are still at least kind of hot.

3. Alaska. What other country has been badass enough to claim a far away plot of land from Russians just because they wanted to.

4. Sure, next to the Euro, the dollar is weak, but we have a dude on our $100 bill who: 1) Wasn't even a president and 2) Is rumored to have fathered over 30 illegitimate children. Seriously, Ben Franklin was a major pimp.

5. Two different kinds of BBQ, one country.

6. No matter how we think of ourselves, other countries still think all Americans are cowboys. That's awesome.

7. Handicapped? Criminal? Porn Star? Doesn't matter. We'll not only embrace you, we'll give you a reality TV show.

8. The name "United States of America" includes two to three more words than the names of most other countries. We're just that good.

9. We doubt North Korea gets cable.

10. People can actually make careers out of being guidance counselors, therapists, personal trainers and other jobs that help people do things they should really be able to figure out for themselves.

11. George Washington Carver. For the simple fact that he really loved peanuts, and this country let him do what he wanted with those peanuts.

12. The song "Renegade" by Jay-Z and Eminem. You think the French could have pulled off that feat of musical ingenuity?

13. We're so fat that even Eskimos point and laugh at us.

14. We're at least making the Eskimos laugh. Which is good, because they don't have much to smile about these days, with their homes melting and all.

15. George Carlin dies and we practically give him a state funeral - as we should.

16. Young people are voting in unprecedented numbers despite the absence of an obnoxious Puff Daddy campaign to motivate them.

17. That Al Gore "We Can Solve It" PSA with Al Sharpton and Pat Robertson: terrifying, but somehow cute.

18. Our swimmers are faster than your swimmers.

19. When gross Italian criminal try to date our movie stars, we lay the smack down (don't try that again, Anne Hathaway).

20. "Iron Man" for making the military industrial complex fun again.

21. People are starting to not give a s*** about Paris Hilton anymore.

22. The Lincoln memorial. Seriously, have you seen that thing?

23. Our favorite weed dealer, Mary Louise Parker, keeps getting hotter. Don't ask how. Just enjoy. meanwhile, Britain's favorite weedhead, Amy Winehouse (we can't help but bring her up again), just gets more tragic looking by the day.

24. The "Arrested Development" film. Only in America could a TV show no one watched become a motion picture everyone will see.

25. Goat herder's son vs. admiral's son. You decide.

Happy 4th of July Misc.

INGENIOSO · 07-03-2008, 07:09 AM

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Originally Posted by gattinanera38

1. American flag bikinis. When?s the last time you saw a red, white and blue burqa?

2. Unlike Amy Winehouse, our self-destructive pop stars (Britney and Lindsay) are still at least kind of hot.

3. Alaska. What other country has been badass enough to claim a far away plot of land from Russians just because they wanted to.

4. Sure, next to the Euro, the dollar is weak, but we have a dude on our $100 bill who: 1) Wasn't even a president and 2) Is rumored to have fathered over 30 illegitimate children. Seriously, Ben Franklin was a major pimp.

5. Two different kinds of BBQ, one country.

6. No matter how we think of ourselves, other countries still think all Americans are cowboys. That's awesome.

7. Handicapped? Criminal? Porn Star? Doesn't matter. We'll not only embrace you, we'll give you a reality TV show.

8. The name "United States of America" includes two to three more words than the names of most other countries. We're just that good.

9. We doubt North Korea gets cable.

10. People can actually make careers out of being guidance counselors, therapists, personal trainers and other jobs that help people do things they should really be able to figure out for themselves.

11. George Washington Carver. For the simple fact that he really loved peanuts, and this country let him do what he wanted with those peanuts.

12. The song "Renegade" by Jay-Z and Eminem. You think the French could have pulled off that feat of musical ingenuity?

13. We're so fat that even Eskimos point and laugh at us.

14. We're at least making the Eskimos laugh. Which is good, because they don't have much to smile about these days, with their homes melting and all.

15. George Carlin dies and we practically give him a state funeral - as we should.

16. Young people are voting in unprecedented numbers despite the absence of an obnoxious Puff Daddy campaign to motivate them.

17. That Al Gore "We Can Solve It" PSA with Al Sharpton and Pat Robertson: terrifying, but somehow cute.

18. Our swimmers are faster than your swimmers.

19. When gross Italian criminal try to date our movie stars, we lay the smack down (don't try that again, Anne Hathaway).

20. "Iron Man" for making the military industrial complex fun again.

21. People are starting to not give a s*** about Paris Hilton anymore.

22. The Lincoln memorial. Seriously, have you seen that thing?

23. Our favorite weed dealer, Mary Louise Parker, keeps getting hotter. Don't ask how. Just enjoy. meanwhile, Britain's favorite weedhead, Amy Winehouse (we can't help but bring her up again), just gets more tragic looking by the day.

24. The "Arrested Development" film. Only in America could a TV show no one watched become a motion picture everyone will see.

25. Goat herder's son vs. admiral's son. You decide.

Happy 4th of July Misc.

AGREED

TheMisker · 07-03-2008, 07:10 AM

#26. We're not Canada.

The-Stig · 07-03-2008, 07:10 AM

I'd rather live here than anywhere else in the world. The economy could crash around me and people can flee the U.S, I ain't leaving this place.

muirsy88 · 07-03-2008, 07:10 AM

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Originally Posted by gattinanera38

Happy 4th of July Misc.

July 3rd?

RavenStorm · 07-03-2008, 07:12 AM

13. We're so fat that even Eskimos point and laugh at us.

14. We're at least making the Eskimos laugh. Which is good, because they don't have much to smile about these days, with their homes melting and all.

ROFLMFAO

Samantha905 · 07-03-2008, 07:14 AM

i dont care what country is better than another country.

who gives a f*ck you sad person. In the red and 39.

in b4 youre 17 and female

KaTaNa111 · 07-03-2008, 07:14 AM

its july 3rd but still i agree

just got back from france and america is overall better, but in some aspects, we suck ass

The-Stig · 07-03-2008, 07:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Samantha905

i dont care what country is better than another country.

who gives a f*ck you sad person. In the red and 39.

in b4 youre 17 and female

Your 17 and female.

TheMisker · 07-03-2008, 07:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Samantha905

i dont care what country is better than another country.

who gives a f*ck you sad person. In the red and 39.

in b4 youre 17 and female

wat

relax.

ummmmm0k · 07-03-2008, 07:16 AM

holy **** i didn't even know it was july 3rd. wow i wouldve slept right through tomorrow

Skunk · 07-03-2008, 07:17 AM

muirsy88 · 07-03-2008, 07:17 AM

#26. Americans have always and will always create lists as to why they feel they are the best coutnry in the world

j/k guise..

Samantha905 · 07-03-2008, 07:19 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMisker

wat

relax.

its just so anoyying reading this pathetic threads everyday since no1 gives a ****

Quote:

Your 17 and female.

lol

RipThaJacker · 07-03-2008, 07:23 AM

Its the third of july, just sayin'

miaheatfan · 07-03-2008, 07:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Samantha905

i dont care what country is better than another country.

who gives a f*ck you sad person. In the red and 39.

in b4 youre 17 and female

Dear Samantha905,

I regret to inform you that you are indeed 17 years of age and the owner of a vagina. Please vacate this thread because it does not apply to you. Thank you for your time.

Sincerely,

The Misk

Samantha905 · 07-03-2008, 07:28 AM

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Originally Posted by miaheatfan

Dear Samantha905,

I regret to inform you that you are indeed 17 years of age and the owner of a vagina. Please vacate this thread because it does not apply to you. Thank you for your time.

Sincerely,

The Misk

its Misc biatch

RavenStorm · 07-03-2008, 07:29 AM

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Originally Posted by miaheatfan

Dear Samantha905,

I regret to inform you that you are indeed 17 years of age and the owner of a vagina. Please vacate this thread because it does not apply to you. Thank you for your time.

Sincerely,

The Misk

The Book Of The Misc - Chapter 6, Verse 4:

"...and He gave a man named David a job, and it was good"

Underdose · 07-03-2008, 07:34 AM

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Originally Posted by RavenStorm

The Book Of The Misc - Chapter 6, Verse 4:

"...and He gave a man named David a job, and it was good"

lmao

nutsy54 · 07-03-2008, 07:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Samantha905

its just so anoyying reading this pathetic threads everyday since no1 gives a ****

Yet you keep reading & posting in them. . .

Samantha905 · 07-03-2008, 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by nutsy54

Yet you keep reading & posting in them. . .

i dont read a word of the OP post since its all the same stupid crap. But yes i do appear to be posting in them to share my annoyance

liljoesiu · 07-03-2008, 07:38 AM

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Originally Posted by gattinanera38

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3. Alaska. What other country has been badass enough to claim a far away plot of land from Russians just because they wanted to.

Actually we bought Alaska from Russia for 7.2 million. Read about "Seward's Folly" or "Seward's Icebox."

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Originally Posted by gattinanera38

5. Two different kinds of BBQ, one country.

there are more than two different kinds of BBQ:

Memphis BBQ
Kansas City BBQ
St. Louis BBQ
and two types in NC

All a little or alot different

Happy Independence Day!

Callaar21 · 07-03-2008, 07:39 AM

10. People can actually make careers out of being guidance counselors, therapists, personal trainers and other jobs that help people do things they should really be able to figure out for themselves.

That one is pretty pathetic.