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06-30-2008, 10:37 AM
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For those who enjoy whimsical and lighthearted dry british wit
Two nuns in a bath. The first one says "Wheres the soap"; the second one replies "Yes it does, doesn't it"
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Two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. The first one says "I've never come this way before" the 2nd replies "must be the cobbles"
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Postman: Is this letter for you? The name is smudged.
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06-30-2008, 10:39 AM
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the only one i got was the second one
Edit: i just got the third one
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06-30-2008, 10:39 AM
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explain the first one
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06-30-2008, 10:40 AM
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I've heard the first one before, but never got it. Lol que?
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06-30-2008, 10:41 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dom996
I've heard the first one before, but never got it. Lol que?
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Yeah I been sitting here for like 5 mins trying to figure it out ..
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06-30-2008, 10:42 AM
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"Wears"
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06-30-2008, 10:42 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mister jogger
the only one i got was the second one
Edit: i just got the third one
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Originally Posted by jclarsen
explain the first one
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Originally Posted by dom996
I've heard the first one before, but never got it. Lol que?
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wheres the soap = wears the soap... they're masturbating with it.
last one, he implied that the name on the letter was "smudged".
funny eh
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06-30-2008, 10:44 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mister jogger
the only one i got was the second one
Edit: i just got the third one
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Originally Posted by jclarsen
explain the first one
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Originally Posted by dom996
I've heard the first one before, but never got it. Lol que?
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Originally Posted by NOFX ORTIZ
Yeah I been sitting here for like 5 mins trying to figure it out ..
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lol... this proves the british humour legend is real! Now there is no question that you people are missing out on a lot when you watch British comedy.
Three star thread. Mildly amusing stuff.
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06-30-2008, 10:44 AM
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lmao
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06-30-2008, 10:45 AM
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It's not funny if you have to explain it.
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06-30-2008, 10:46 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by armoured_amazon
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It must be a UK thing, 'cuz it doesn't translate for us Yanks.
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06-30-2008, 10:46 AM
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lol.
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06-30-2008, 10:46 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jabryl
It's not funny if you have to explain it.
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It doesn't need to be explained for those on the British Isles...
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06-30-2008, 10:47 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by phikappa
It must be a UK thing, 'cuz it doesn't translate for us Yanks.
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06-30-2008, 10:47 AM
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i lolled at the stupidity
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06-30-2008, 10:48 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jabryl
It's not funny if you have to explain it.
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But it is funny if you're smart enough to not need it explaining to you
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06-30-2008, 10:49 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Duckenheimer
It doesn't need to be explained for those on the British Isles...
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I didn't understand it at all either.
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06-30-2008, 10:50 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Maine
I didn't understand it at all either.
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lol
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06-30-2008, 10:50 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Maine
I didn't understand it at all either.
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06-30-2008, 10:51 AM
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I predict this will only turn into another US vs UK debate
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06-30-2008, 10:53 AM
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only the second 1 is funny
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I walked into a bar the other day, trod on a piece of dog's mess and slid all the way to the bar, just managing to prop myself up by a bar stool.
A man who walked in just after me also stepped on the canines' feces and similarly slid all the way to the bar. I turned to him, pointed at the mess on the floor, and said "I did that", then he hit me
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2nd one is good. 3rd one is alright. 1st one is dumb.
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06-30-2008, 10:55 AM
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only the second 1 is funny
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x2.
Two nuns in a bath. The first one says "masturbate with the soap"; the second one replies "Yes it does, doesn't it"
i'm confused.
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06-30-2008, 10:56 AM
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I predict that the proportion of Americans who understood the first one "without having to read the explanation" will inexplicably increase now that it has been explained.
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x2.
Two nuns in a bath. The first one says "masturbate with the soap"; the second one replies "Yes it does, doesn't it"
i'm confused.
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Oh my God if that's a serious misunderstanding that's f*cking hilarious. Please, read post 6 and 7...
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06-30-2008, 10:57 AM
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america **** yeah!!!
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06-30-2008, 10:57 AM
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The ****..
I only got the second and third one. Someone explain the first one. 
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06-30-2008, 10:58 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jclarsen
x2.
Two nuns in a bath. The first one says "masturbate with the soap"; the second one replies "Yes it does, doesn't it"
i'm confused.
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lol, I think every1 is...
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jclarsen
x2.
Two nuns in a bath. The first one says "masturbate with the soap"; the second one replies "Yes it does, doesn't it"
i'm confused.
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