Have you ever had a "Boner" at a really bad time?

**DeXyrus** · 12-29-2008, 05:06 PM

ya one time i was about to have sex and just happened to get a huge boner.

god, ruined my whole night, so embarrasing

**SHIFT_Pump** · 12-29-2008, 05:08 PM

Originally Posted by BLOWJOB_AT_12

i got a boner by looking down the back of the girl sittin next 2 me pants and we were doing something in english and my really hot teacher told me to got the front to re-write an incorrect sentence and she looked at my pants and saw my boner and then the bell went and told me to stay behind and said stuff like why? how? and then she said pull down your pants and your under wear an she star to give me a blowjob and then another teacher walked in the room and told us off

weak first post.

**yeahbuddy** · 12-29-2008, 05:14 PM

Originally Posted by dunebug23

i got a question for everyone, do high schoolers get boners every day because they're young and its just what happens or because they're surrounded by tons of ********?

dang good question!

**Azzurri** · 12-29-2008, 05:14 PM

Originally Posted by matteothefart

this is a mess.. lemme make some cliffs(cant edit):

-watched porn in math on zune
-got boner
-friends talked about getting boners at the wrong time
-boner was still there
-the bell rung
-ironically i get up and this british kid bumps into my boner with his hand
-thankfully he never spoke and i never had to relive that

This made me lol.

**Itis1760** · 12-29-2008, 05:14 PM

at the Dr.s office getting a physical by a hott female dr....with a couple "residents" watching

**Stewy2008** · 12-29-2008, 05:15 PM

use to happen to me all the time back in school i would be perving on the girls and get a stiffy then the teacher would call me up to give my english talk or demonstrate something everytime. i used to have those relaxed dress trousers so the hard on was so obvious. i would either refuse and say i will go next or i dont know the answer lol. i loved pitching a tent but in front of a class of 30 plus and a teacher no way unless i was wasted

**jeff00z28** · 12-29-2008, 05:17 PM

pretty much every day the first 2 years of high school. did ppl notice it? you bet

**Philosophist** · 12-29-2008, 05:22 PM

gr. 12, super drunk making out with one of the hottest girls in my school at a party in a hottub. The hottub was outside situated in the middle of where everyone was standing. I was too drunk to care, but when i got out i had a boner and practically everyone saw. I still got with her though, so I didn't get any sh*t for it.

**Radin1234** · 02-09-2010, 02:20 PM

Originally Posted by Fratalian

Indeed...

I always get one in Math class, without failure. That's probably because one of the girls with the nicest asses in the school sits in front of me, and wears a thong every day, that plus a girl with extremely nice legs sits across from me, (tables are in a U with 2 layers) and always wears a skirt.

So this one day I'm just sittin there looking at the board while passing quick glances up the chicks skirt, or at the girl with the nice asses thong that was sticking out, and I'm starting to feel the snake grow, I'm like "Oh ****," so I tuck that **** in my wasteband, which usually works.

No joke about 3 seconds after said adjustment the teacher is like "Oh hay, get up here and solve this math problem." So, thinking my boner's tucked away nicely, I get up and I have this massive bulge where my penor is stuck up in the wasteband. I pretended to drop my pencil, in a very awkward fashion, pick it up, while simultaneously adjusting my junk. I stand up again, and note that the head of my penor is extremely visible at this point in time on my pantleg. "****" so I walk parallel with the board, basically like a shuffle, and solve the math problem. I get up there and the teacher is like "Is that a bananna in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" and everyone immediately looks at my dick. Of course I look over at the two hot chicks and make awkward eye contact making it even more weird for me, and them.

A little part of me died that day.

LMAO.. hilarious

**jamesk20** · 02-09-2010, 02:23 PM

Originally Posted by 1987GN

I'm a personal trainer at 24hr and I train this cute lil thing with some big ol' titties.

Well...when girls are pushing hard they don't grunt like men do, they kinda let out a moan of sorts..almost like they were getting ****ed.

Add her moaning+gym shorts+no boxers+bewbies=me bending over with legs as far apart as they can trying to play off being turned on by her moaning.

I'd so **** the **** outta this girl too.

hahahhahahhahaahahahh

**Poland Sprung** · 02-09-2010, 02:24 PM

why the fock is boner in parentheses?

OP thinks this is some rarely used, crazy term no ones heard of before? lulz

**futuretarheel13** · 02-09-2010, 02:28 PM

Whoa strong bump

**HelpBot** · 02-09-2010, 02:44 PM

I would always get a boner when my english would end. IDK what it was but its like my penis was conditioned to be aroused by the sound of the bell.

**S0VERE1GN** · 02-09-2010, 02:48 PM

its always good to have a boner.

brb parole officer meeting.

**Jacked_Brah** · 02-09-2010, 02:59 PM

I was 15 and had my first gf we had just started messing around finger etc... so hormones were off the charts... My years of 15-18 i could not control them I wanted to fawwk 24/7 or at least get my load off...
So this bish was like half a punk and believed in witch craft etc (wtf was i thinking... i dont even) anyway i digress so we're hangingo ut going to the shops with her ******* emo friends and im sitting down and grab bishes ass and get a good touch of pooooosay... instantly i crack boner and back then was only wearing boxer shorts as underwear.... it was evident... the tuck up also was not on for some reason we get up to walk out and one of her fellow wrist slitters proclaims...

'Pitching a tent are we'... i stopped and just bert stared.... everyone looked and laughed....I wanted to take a razer to his ******* haircut and then his throat... mother fkn...

**blueprint_** · 02-09-2010, 03:04 PM

Originally Posted by Poland Sprung

why the fock is boner in parentheses?

strong punctuation knowledge

**Rambo26** · 02-09-2010, 03:05 PM

Originally Posted by Radin1234

LMAO.. hilarious

epic bump

no homo?

**Infinit350** · 02-09-2010, 03:06 PM

Originally Posted by yeahitsgotahemi

Sitting in the orthodontist's chair surrounded by his hot assistants

This

**NewAccount1986** · 02-09-2010, 03:09 PM

*Sitting in room at drs waiting for doctor to come in
*Reading womens house keeping magazine - yes hot girls in mag
*Semi boner when my ASIAN doctor comes in
*She says "take your pants off so we can get the worst part of the physical out of the way
*I do and the second she puts her hand down there I go from a semi boner to a full boner
*She says "you no worry this natural for a man you just excited

**smvdz** · 02-09-2010, 03:17 PM

Was napping then bell rang and teacher asked me to erase the board... Got up with a huge boner then teacher bent Over to pick up pencil. since her desk is so close to the board I had to squeeze through... When I did my boner brushed against her bubble butt she felt it and gave me. Bertstare.. I jus smiled awkwardly.

**i_fapped_lawl** · 02-09-2010, 03:18 PM

Originally Posted by 1987GN

I'm a personal trainer at 24hr and I train this cute lil thing with some big ol' titties.

Well...when girls are pushing hard they don't grunt like men do, they kinda let out a moan of sorts..almost like they were getting ****ed.

Add her moaning+gym shorts+no boxers+bewbies=me bending over with legs as far apart as they can trying to play off being turned on by her moaning.

I'd so **** the **** outta this girl too.

hahaha dam lets get sum pics

**FlyinTurdNugget** · 02-09-2010, 03:38 PM

I had a friend in high school that would actually just walk around school with a raging boner... yes irl troll

**JackedAndSwole** · 02-09-2010, 03:44 PM

yea hot phat ass white girl personal trainer. god damn...she wasnt wearing any thong either, just tna pants....ffuk she knew and tried to hide it for me but made it worse...LULZ...

**belangch** · 02-09-2010, 03:50 PM

tell girl your magic, put pencil on pants, flex penor... results may vary

**meatballs3000** · 07-07-2012, 04:31 PM

Hi, I'm going to revive this thread. Just don't ask me how I came across it.

Anyways, when I was a sophmore in highschool, there was this hot english teacher who gave me a hard cock every time I looked at her. One day, she asked me to define the word "comely" So I upzipped my pants and slid my erect cock out, and started slapping it repeatedly against the desk while shouting "Ah yeeeeee YA YA YA YA YA YA" Needless to say, I was expelled.

**vtecaddict** · 01-05-2013, 02:21 PM

Yup. Just last year, during the summer.
Standard physical for school. The doc, with her back to me, told me to lie down while she takes her sweet ass time asking me questions meanwhile, I'm on the bench, pants down, shirt off, legs slightly agape. She's feeling around my stomach, checking hernias down under and such so of course I pop a boner. Big woop, I didn't care because I was kinda high and thought it was funny.
I had gone from 6 to midnight in a matter of seconds so of course she noticed.
She then moved her attention to the typical ball-check meanwhile, my dick is standing at full attention. She turns to me and asks me if I'm sexually active- I say "not as of lately" and whata ya know it, she glides her palm over the entirety of my shaft.
Whatever, I thought, probably just checking to see if everything is all good in the hood.
She goes back to work and there she goes again with a definite, unmistakable COCK STROKE.
One. Single. ****ing. Stroke. Like, she took her ****ing time and consciously stroked it.
And then she says, "I shouldn't have done that."
She tells me to get dressed, removes her gloves, and walks out of the ****ing room.
I didn't know what to do with myself.

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