Have you ever had a "Boner" at a really bad time?

**judokamatt** · 07-30-2008, 07:08 PM

Originally Posted by dunebug23

i got a question for everyone, do high schoolers get boners every day because they're young and its just what happens or because they're surrounded by tons of ********?

has to due mostly with the large quantity's of jail bate and the lowering of jean tops and the upping of skirt bottoms :P

thus more visible wail tail and more imaginations to run wild via the short skirts and plus their young and all they wanna do is **** like rabbits.......i know i was there it was boring being a fat kid

**pwoL** · 07-30-2008, 07:09 PM

Originally Posted by strong_penor

My penor has a massive boner 24/7, so never really had it at a "bad time."

wow strong penor...

**The.Giant** · 07-30-2008, 07:22 PM

One of the only time I've been embarrassed by my man-tower was in grade 8 when we were doing co-ed square dancing in gym class. (shut up, i hear lots of schools do this). I was paired up with the hottest girl in my grade who I had a major crush on (was very shy back then) and had big ass tities, blonde hair, tight body, hmmmmmm I wonder what she's doing now???

anyways, I was real slick and turned around to tie my shoe and then tucked Admiral Vagwrecker into my waistband real quick.

That's the only way to hide a boner when you're in gym shorts.

EDIT: OH, and I also get boners after eating a big ass meal such as a Supersized Double Quarter Pounder. So that's caused some funny situations.

**TheSpectre** · 07-30-2008, 07:30 PM

This thread is pure win.

**Tech_N9ne** · 07-30-2008, 07:31 PM

Football practice(no homo)

**GeneRebel** · 07-30-2008, 07:41 PM

Originally Posted by boondock86

This thread reminds me of high school and **** that one of my buddies used to do. We had this teacher who was kinda slow and we would always mess with him. We would do things like steal his remote and turn the TV on and off in class, then another good one was we got a very small RC car and taped a picture of a big penis on it and drove it around the class. He picked it up and we were still driving it around while it was in his desk.

The funniest thing though was my buddy got a boner and he would go up to the teachers desk and start knocking things off the teachers desk with his hog. The teacher just looked up at him and said what the hells wrong with you.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

**neelb_24** · 07-31-2008, 01:05 PM

It was 9th grade algebra class and I had jsut got up for the teacher to erase the board. I'm sitting in class for about 15 more mins and start drifting off and thinking about ****in the girl sitting next to me. Low and behold I get a woody and wouldn't ya know it? The ****ing teacher asked me to erase the board again. I politely refused twice and some kind black chick next to me got up and erased the board for me. Thank goodness.

Another story a friend told me beginning of last year still has me cracking up to this day. Some freshman had a boner and the teacher asked him to go work a math problem on the board. He gets up and pranced around n started making wierd noises and yells out I'M A MONSTER HEHEEHEHEHEH. He must've played it off well because not many people knew he had a boner except the people that told me the story.

**Thy_Kingdom** · 07-31-2008, 01:08 PM

Was at a funeral for a good buddy who died in a car accident a few years ago. One of my other friends was like 'wow...he knew a lot of hot chicks'. I got a boner. Something about girls crying and me in an expensive suit I suppose.

He would've approved.(Serious)

**neelb_24** · 08-01-2008, 05:22 PM

^^lolwut?

**Wlcm2jamrck** · 08-01-2008, 05:42 PM

After reading some of these stories I figured its only necessary to share my story. I was at the beach with a buddy and two hot chicks just catching some sun... One of them stood up and was stretching or something and I caught a glance up the bottoms- needless to say the little guy saluted. Well I was laying on my stomach so I figured I'd wait for it to go down.. but the more I thought the worse it got. I couldnt tuck it in the waistband or the tip would be poking out. My genius idea was to sprint into the water- the wind was blowing right in my direction and it stuck straight out for all to see. VERY crowded beach. My friend/the girls didnt see but a ton of beach goers got more than they bargained for.

**RawPower28** · 08-01-2008, 05:46 PM

Originally Posted by ijkd

I had a boner in class (8th grade or so/hormones were going crazy back then) but luckily i didnt have to stand up or smth and no one noticed it.

Same here.

**ohaiofecer** · 08-01-2008, 05:49 PM

Originally Posted by Fratalian

Indeed...

I always get one in Math class, without failure. That's probably because one of the girls with the nicest asses in the school sits in front of me, and wears a thong every day, that plus a girl with extremely nice legs sits across from me, (tables are in a U with 2 layers) and always wears a skirt.

So this one day I'm just sittin there looking at the board while passing quick glances up the chicks skirt, or at the girl with the nice asses thong that was sticking out, and I'm starting to feel the snake grow, I'm like "Oh ****," so I tuck that **** in my wasteband, which usually works.

No joke about 3 seconds after said adjustment the teacher is like "Oh hay, get up here and solve this math problem." So, thinking my boner's tucked away nicely, I get up and I have this massive bulge where my penor is stuck up in the wasteband. I pretended to drop my pencil, in a very awkward fashion, pick it up, while simultaneously adjusting my junk. I stand up again, and note that the head of my penor is extremely visible at this point in time on my pantleg. "****" so I walk parallel with the board, basically like a shuffle, and solve the math problem. I get up there and the teacher is like "Is that a bananna in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" and everyone immediately looks at my dick. Of course I look over at the two hot chicks and make awkward eye contact making it even more weird for me, and them.

A little part of me died that day.

LMAO

**Bears** · 08-01-2008, 06:02 PM

Originally Posted by Wlcm2jamrck

After reading some of these stories I figured its only necessary to share my story. I was at the beach with a buddy and two hot chicks just catching some sun... One of them stood up and was stretching or something and I caught a glance up the bottoms- needless to say the little guy saluted. Well I was laying on my stomach so I figured I'd wait for it to go down.. but the more I thought the worse it got. I couldnt tuck it in the waistband or the tip would be poking out. My genius idea was to sprint into the water- the wind was blowing right in my direction and it stuck straight out for all to see. VERY crowded beach. My friend/the girls didnt see but a ton of beach goers got more than they bargained for.

lol

**Octillery** · 08-01-2008, 06:08 PM

ahah awesome thread

**Cinderblock** · 08-01-2008, 06:44 PM

Wasn't that long ago, 9th grade when I was still in England. I was in a line in front of the foodstore at my school because no one really bothered with school meals. Okay, this gorgeous chick was right in front of me with all her friends, I had some classes with her in like 7th-8th grade. People start showing up and the line starts to turn into a crowd and everyone's getting pushed and packed in. I just feel her soft ass and legs just squeezing and rubbing closer and closer on dick. I'm like "awww **** this is not about to end well!". My dick evolves into a semi, my semi evolves into a boner. My dick's practically inside her ass. I didn't didn't know how I could allow this to happen. My temperature is ****ing high and I'm sweating like a bitch. She just looks at me behind her and smiles and says "sup". I say "sup" and grin back like I was ****ing cool haha. And that was it.

**LiftBig315** · 08-01-2008, 06:49 PM

I was passing out at a party and this ******** kept rubbing my ****...then my friend had to yell out, dude he's got a boner...I just slipped the pillow from the couch on to my lap and gave him a dirty look...she eventually went away as well.

**Spidey101** · 08-01-2008, 06:53 PM

Originally Posted by Fratalian

Indeed...

I always get one in Math class, without failure. That's probably because one of the girls with the nicest asses in the school sits in front of me, and wears a thong every day, that plus a girl with extremely nice legs sits across from me, (tables are in a U with 2 layers) and always wears a skirt.

So this one day I'm just sittin there looking at the board while passing quick glances up the chicks skirt, or at the girl with the nice asses thong that was sticking out, and I'm starting to feel the snake grow, I'm like "Oh ****," so I tuck that **** in my wasteband, which usually works.

No joke about 3 seconds after said adjustment the teacher is like "Oh hay, get up here and solve this math problem." So, thinking my boner's tucked away nicely, I get up and I have this massive bulge where my penor is stuck up in the wasteband. I pretended to drop my pencil, in a very awkward fashion, pick it up, while simultaneously adjusting my junk. I stand up again, and note that the head of my penor is extremely visible at this point in time on my pantleg. "****" so I walk parallel with the board, basically like a shuffle, and solve the math problem. I get up there and the teacher is like "Is that a bananna in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" and everyone immediately looks at my dick. Of course I look over at the two hot chicks and make awkward eye contact making it even more weird for me, and them.

A little part of me died that day.

lmao, very descriptive

**RippedRebeL** · 08-01-2008, 06:56 PM

I use to work at a shoe store (think footlocker or a finishline) and a cute ass girl came in with her grandmother:....yea, I was embarrased as ****, **** wouldn't go down to save my life, and there I am trying to get her fitted for shoes.

....but hey, she bought the shoes...

**PackOnMuscle** · 08-01-2008, 07:00 PM

SERIOUS

During my Grade 8 graduation a few years ago I had to do a Valedictorian speech in front all parents/students/staff. The speech was about 10 minutes and I had a boner the whole time. I had to hide behind the little podium, luckily it went away halfway through.

**ss4vegeta1** · 08-01-2008, 07:02 PM

I have had them every where seriously. School, Church, Home, stores. All I think about is sex, girls and training. Hell I'd be a pornstar if I'd could.

**Obnoxious123** · 08-01-2008, 07:02 PM

Originally Posted by dunebug23

i got a question for everyone, do high schoolers get boners every day because they're young and its just what happens or because they're surrounded by tons of ********?

combination of both my friend

**soon2b3olympic** · 08-01-2008, 07:03 PM

hahah like a million times =(. Umm a few times in church (go to catholic school) so like that happens at least once a year during communion. Eh i do not have a small one so it's not something to be tooo embarrassed about. Umm in math class for some odd reason. In chemistry i used to sit next to 2 really hot chicks so long story short i never stood up lmao.

**mizzOe** · 08-01-2008, 07:05 PM

Yes, while looking down my English teachers dress while she was sitting down, crossing her legs - then she asked me to get up and hand sheets of paper out....

**The Director** · 08-01-2008, 07:06 PM

The worse time I had one was bench pressing..hahahahha

**soon2b3olympic** · 08-01-2008, 07:08 PM

Originally Posted by Filmmakerr

The worse time I had one was bench pressing..hahahahha

hahahahah been there, the worst part about it is that it was in advanced PE and a bunch of girls saw, it was their fault dammit lol

**EZ-Bar** · 08-01-2008, 07:16 PM

I have gotten them so many times in classes and public..hands go in pockets and lift up from the inside to give it a lil breathing room lol.

In fact pretty much every day on the way to school i would pop one right before getting into the parking lot. So basically every day my school day would start with a hard on lol.

oo I thought of one thats recent. I ran track and we would start out the practice by running a half mile then we would have team stretching with a partner. Well I got this hot chick that I was my anatomy partner to join up and she ended up stretching me. Well there is one stretch where your laying on your back and your knee is bent up to your chest then your partner rotates your leg around. Well every single time my leg would rotate around it would rub against my wang not to mention shes bent over wearing little track shorts and nice tits right in front of me....pretty much every practice I would pop one, but luckily it would stay hidden and our next stretch requires us to flip over so I caught a little break..

i miss track and those little tight shorts.....lawl

**m0fo** · 08-01-2008, 07:38 PM

Man, I feel fortunate that I've never been called on at the wrong time.

**woodfich** · 08-01-2008, 07:41 PM

MAN **** THIS I GOTTA TELL THIS

Outside of a swimming pool I was in zunga (yes, I swim) and well, there are some really hot chicks on the pool. This time, however, a new REALLY SMOKING AND BURNING HOT girl came on bikini and well, the inevitable happened.

Holy **** that was embarrassing.

**NumeroOnce** · 08-01-2008, 07:44 PM

umm... i recently busted a nut in my sleep on a 6 hour car ride with my family, it kinda had a weird smell to it, idk if anybody else noticed but that was bad

**Grug** · 08-01-2008, 07:52 PM

Well there was this one time when I was at a bar with some mate and this random bloke started hitting on me... A boner doesn't help in that situation at all.

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