I popped one in the doctors office. It was starting to get bad, so I decided to go rearrange in the bathroom. I sat up and tried to shuffle away and accidentally smacked the guy sitting next to me with it.
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I had to give prayer for my religion class and had a slight one. He asked me if I wanted to do it and I was like "Uh... not right now" Then he made me get up. I think the startling made it go down a bit more and made it hideable by holding my paper down at my waist and pushing it down with my hand.
Fukking high school stuff...
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06-24-2008, 11:33 PM #64
man seeing all these and making me lol, i figured i could share my own experience.
back in 7th grade is when my hormones started kicking in gear and i used to get boners all the time in class but you know, back then, i thought it was hilarious. whenever i used to get boners in class, i would laugh and make some reason to stand up to see if anyone noticed (no one really had before until this one fateful day). alright, so i was in my science class and we had some old fat woman teacher (mrs tindall @ robertsville middle if anyone lives in oakridge) who was showing some video on cells to the class and well, my one eyed wiggling welshman rose to the occasion and as i had done before, i stood up and acted like i was stretching. i happened to be rather unlucky that day because instead of any of my friends seeing it, the teacher did but didnt acknowledge it. she glanced at me, down, then back up with an awkward moment so i sat back down in shame i didnt do it again after that
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06-25-2008, 12:02 AM #68
well i was heavy into running at one point so in the morning i go for this jog, halfway through i feel like i'm going to shart myself and i have to slow down..coincidentaly i pop a bone and these 2 ladies are walking towards me (i had sweatpants on so the suasage was clearly visible) i couldn't run away because of my shartness so i was kinda clenching my butcheeks and popin a bone at the same time.
they looked at me like i was a perv.....
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Fell asleep in a bed with this chick after a party (no piitb, we were just friends, yes fail), I was in boxers. Woke up the next morning with morning wood poking out the hole of the boxers at her (somehow in the night I ended up facing her) (maybe 1" from touching her).
I think to this day about how bad it would have been if she had woken up first...** I rape back 1k+**
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Yes, during a massage. She was working on my back and then was going to do my chest, and said "Flip over". But I replied "Now is not a good time to flip over". Those heating pads will get ya.
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07-30-2008, 06:50 PM #85
basically every time when i got a physical when i was younger. I had girl assistants a lot .
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If anyone has ever been half asleep in a comfortable position, you would know that it's a rather wonderful time for the boner to arise and wreck havoc.
I work in a vitamin store, and was covering someone's shift on a saturday during the dog-days of summer. The store was completely dead. I was sitting in a director's chair (that's the seat we have behind the counter) passing out as the sun's rays warmed me through the window. Immediately, boner wakes and up and is now in my elastic. Groggily, I move it downward so it's now in the pant leg of my shorts.
2 nuns walk in, looking for Ester-C (500 mg). Since I'm on a tall director's chair (wearing shorts, mind you), you couldn't miss it. I notice the gaze and they quickly diverted their eyes downward. Stammering (and still in a semi-funk sleep), my mind cannot react fast enough to tell them where it is. So I hastely get up to show them, hoping that my walking will "wake me up" enough where the boner will wither away. Placing one hand in my pocket, I attempted to thwart the beast.
It didn't work. Showing them the Ester-C, I race back behind the counter (facing away from them). As I'm quickly walking back, the door opens up and a mom and her probably 8-10 year old daughter walks in. The daughter (being the first one in the door) eyes totally lock down on the roll of quarters in my pocket. I make it back behind before the mom can notice me and quickly ring up the nuns.
It wasn't so much the nuns that hurt...it was the little kid...
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07-30-2008, 07:01 PM #88
Haha, I got one to share.
I was in grade 7 - It was pretty much everyones puberty year and the year everyone found out how good fapping is and the year little kids penises start getting a bit swole. At the time I had a group of the "cool" and "nerd" kids as my main friends. I always wore those silk sport shorts that are extremely reveiling. Me and my other nerd friend would pop boners from looking at the Gr 9 teaching assistant who always wore thongs and had a damn sexy ass. At the time (Gr 7, Id never seen anyone wearing a thong, so this was pretty much the hottest thing Ive ever seen).
We would pop boners and outline them by pulling the shorts/boxers so you could pretty much see the size/shape but it was clothed.
I was sitting in a class of 30, sitting near the middle of the class having this huge outline and my friend bursts out laughing. My teacher caught on and kinda confronts me about it by asking "Need assistance with anything, (rawrfoo)?". The whole class is staring at me, and I quickly put both hands over my fully outlined penis and my face goes beet red. I'm not sure how many people saw it but a few kids were laughing.
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