Have you ever had a "Boner" at a really bad time?

[jjester]

tell us...

[ChefPhalBignuts]

Buy some Higher Power Sexual Surge. I've got tons of stories lol

[soloskater1]

at my church one time we had this guest preacher and he asked for everyone to stand. luckily i was in the front row so only 1/4 the church saw me. just the choir, everyone up front, and the few rows to the right of me

[1987GN]

I'm a personal trainer at 24hr and I train this cute lil thing with some big ol' titties.

Well...when girls are pushing hard they don't grunt like men do, they kinda let out a moan of sorts..almost like they were getting ****ed.

Add her moaning+gym shorts+no boxers+bewbies=me bending over with legs as far apart as they can trying to play off being turned on by her moaning.

I'd so **** the **** outta this girl too.

[ckuyook]

When my mom spread her pussy apart in front of me

[bbacn123]

When my mom spread her pussy apart in front of me

pics naow

[DE#99]

When my mom spread her pussy apart in front of me

ohh lawd for **** sakes

[Suit]

I work at Arco Arena, hot girls during Kings games and Concerts = Boner when doing my job which is vending which is walking the halls/bowl selling stuff...

[ricbig]

I'm a personal trainer at 24hr and I train this cute lil thing with some big ol' titties.

Well...when girls are pushing hard they don't grunt like men do, they kinda let out a moan of sorts..almost like they were getting ****ed.

Add her moaning+gym shorts+no boxers+bewbies=me bending over with legs as far apart as they can trying to play off being turned on by her moaning.

I'd so **** the **** outta this girl too.

arent trainers suppose to look like...ya know actual trainers and not husky men?

[mxer311]

I didn't have a boner but the fly on one pair of jeans would always bulge out looking like I had one.

Unfortunately I wore these pants on class picture day and was off to the side with no one infront of me.

[Fratalian]

Indeed...

I always get one in Math class, without failure. That's probably because one of the girls with the nicest asses in the school sits in front of me, and wears a thong every day, that plus a girl with extremely nice legs sits across from me, (tables are in a U with 2 layers) and always wears a skirt.

So this one day I'm just sittin there looking at the board while passing quick glances up the chicks skirt, or at the girl with the nice asses thong that was sticking out, and I'm starting to feel the snake grow, I'm like "Oh ****," so I tuck that **** in my wasteband, which usually works.

No joke about 3 seconds after said adjustment the teacher is like "Oh hay, get up here and solve this math problem." So, thinking my boner's tucked away nicely, I get up and I have this massive bulge where my penor is stuck up in the wasteband. I pretended to drop my pencil, in a very awkward fashion, pick it up, while simultaneously adjusting my junk. I stand up again, and note that the head of my penor is extremely visible at this point in time on my pantleg. "****" so I walk parallel with the board, basically like a shuffle, and solve the math problem. I get up there and the teacher is like "Is that a bananna in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" and everyone immediately looks at my dick. Of course I look over at the two hot chicks and make awkward eye contact making it even more weird for me, and them.

A little part of me died that day.

[yeahitsgotahemi]

Sitting in the orthodontist's chair surrounded by his hot assistants

[MindZiper]

after nap in class... and asked to close the door.

BRB getting **** outa my bag and putting it back in.

[ckuyook]

Indeed...

I always get one in Math class, without failure. That's probably because one of the girls with the nicest asses in the school sits in front of me, and wears a thong every day, that plus a girl with extremely nice legs sits across from me, (tables are in a U with 2 layers) and always wears a skirt.

So this one day I'm just sittin there looking at the board while passing quick glances up the chicks skirt, or at the girl with the nice asses thong that was sticking out, and I'm starting to feel the snake grow, I'm like "Oh ****," so I tuck that **** in my wasteband, which usually works.

No joke about 3 seconds after said adjustment the teacher is like "Oh hay, get up here and solve this math problem." So, thinking my boner's tucked away nicely, I get up and I have this massive bulge where my penor is stuck up in the wasteband. I pretended to drop my pencil, in a very awkward fashion, pick it up, while simultaneously adjusting my junk. I stand up again, and note that the head of my penor is extremely visible at this point in time on my pantleg. "****" so I walk parallel with the board, basically like a shuffle, and solve the math problem. I get up there and the teacher is like "Is that a bananna in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" and everyone immediately looks at my dick. Of course I look over at the two hot chicks and make awkward eye contact making it even more weird for me, and them.

A little part of me died that day.

lol

[uhyeah]

I had a boner in class (8th grade or so/hormones were going crazy back then) but luckily i didnt have to stand up or smth and no one noticed it.

[dumac]

there was this one girl i flirted with a lot in bio class sophmore yr. the final was pretty short so we had 45 min afterwards cause everyone finished early. i was talkin to her and i started playing footsie with her.

foot fetish+ nice feet+footsie= boner.

and back in the day i used to wear gym shorts all the time which as many of u know aren't good for hiding boners. i had to turn and hide it under the desk until i got control of myself

[MindZiper]

there was this one girl i flirted with a lot in bio class sophmore yr. the final was pretty short so we had 45 min afterwards cause everyone finished early. i was talkin to her and i started playing footsie with her.

foot fetish+ nice feet+footsie= boner.

and back in the day i used to wear gym shorts all the time which as many of u know aren't good for hiding boners. i had to turn and hide it under the desk until i got control of myself

footsie?!
dude i thought i was worried that i got bonors from making out lulz

[BigChamp89]

Indeed...

I always get one in Math class, without failure. That's probably because one of the girls with the nicest asses in the school sits in front of me, and wears a thong every day, that plus a girl with extremely nice legs sits across from me, (tables are in a U with 2 layers) and always wears a skirt.

So this one day I'm just sittin there looking at the board while passing quick glances up the chicks skirt, or at the girl with the nice asses thong that was sticking out, and I'm starting to feel the snake grow, I'm like "Oh ****," so I tuck that **** in my wasteband, which usually works.

No joke about 3 seconds after said adjustment the teacher is like "Oh hay, get up here and solve this math problem." So, thinking my boner's tucked away nicely, I get up and I have this massive bulge where my penor is stuck up in the wasteband. I pretended to drop my pencil, in a very awkward fashion, pick it up, while simultaneously adjusting my junk. I stand up again, and note that the head of my penor is extremely visible at this point in time on my pantleg. "****" so I walk parallel with the board, basically like a shuffle, and solve the math problem. I get up there and the teacher is like "Is that a bananna in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" and everyone immediately looks at my dick. Of course I look over at the two hot chicks and make awkward eye contact making it even more weird for me, and them.

A little part of me died that day.

haha omg did the whole class laugh or what??

[2 HUGE]

Indeed...

I always get one in Math class, without failure. That's probably because one of the girls with the nicest asses in the school sits in front of me, and wears a thong every day, that plus a girl with extremely nice legs sits across from me, (tables are in a U with 2 layers) and always wears a skirt.

So this one day I'm just sittin there looking at the board while passing quick glances up the chicks skirt, or at the girl with the nice asses thong that was sticking out, and I'm starting to feel the snake grow, I'm like "Oh ****," so I tuck that **** in my wasteband, which usually works.

No joke about 3 seconds after said adjustment the teacher is like "Oh hay, get up here and solve this math problem." So, thinking my boner's tucked away nicely, I get up and I have this massive bulge where my penor is stuck up in the wasteband. I pretended to drop my pencil, in a very awkward fashion, pick it up, while simultaneously adjusting my junk. I stand up again, and note that the head of my penor is extremely visible at this point in time on my pantleg. "****" so I walk parallel with the board, basically like a shuffle, and solve the math problem. I get up there and the teacher is like "Is that a bananna in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" and everyone immediately looks at my dick. Of course I look over at the two hot chicks and make awkward eye contact making it even more weird for me, and them.

A little part of me died that day.

a rep well earned

[Sw%7Cft]

At the dentist, the girl was resting her jugs right on my face. I saw her look at my willy, and then look back at what she was doing. Was pretty uncomfortable.

[bbacn123]

Indeed...

I always get one in Math class, without failure. That's probably because one of the girls with the nicest asses in the school sits in front of me, and wears a thong every day, that plus a girl with extremely nice legs sits across from me, (tables are in a U with 2 layers) and always wears a skirt.

So this one day I'm just sittin there looking at the board while passing quick glances up the chicks skirt, or at the girl with the nice asses thong that was sticking out, and I'm starting to feel the snake grow, I'm like "Oh ****," so I tuck that **** in my wasteband, which usually works.

No joke about 3 seconds after said adjustment the teacher is like "Oh hay, get up here and solve this math problem." So, thinking my boner's tucked away nicely, I get up and I have this massive bulge where my penor is stuck up in the wasteband. I pretended to drop my pencil, in a very awkward fashion, pick it up, while simultaneously adjusting my junk. I stand up again, and note that the head of my penor is extremely visible at this point in time on my pantleg. "****" so I walk parallel with the board, basically like a shuffle, and solve the math problem. I get up there and the teacher is like "Is that a bananna in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" and everyone immediately looks at my dick. Of course I look over at the two hot chicks and make awkward eye contact making it even more weird for me, and them.

A little part of me died that day.

awesome

[MindZiper]

Indeed...

I always get one in Math class, without failure. That's probably because one of the girls with the nicest asses in the school sits in front of me, and wears a thong every day, that plus a girl with extremely nice legs sits across from me, (tables are in a U with 2 layers) and always wears a skirt.

So this one day I'm just sittin there looking at the board while passing quick glances up the chicks skirt, or at the girl with the nice asses thong that was sticking out, and I'm starting to feel the snake grow, I'm like "Oh ****," so I tuck that **** in my wasteband, which usually works.

No joke about 3 seconds after said adjustment the teacher is like "Oh hay, get up here and solve this math problem." So, thinking my boner's tucked away nicely, I get up and I have this massive bulge where my penor is stuck up in the wasteband. I pretended to drop my pencil, in a very awkward fashion, pick it up, while simultaneously adjusting my junk. I stand up again, and note that the head of my penor is extremely visible at this point in time on my pantleg. "****" so I walk parallel with the board, basically like a shuffle, and solve the math problem. I get up there and the teacher is like "Is that a bananna in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" and everyone immediately looks at my dick. Of course I look over at the two hot chicks and make awkward eye contact making it even more weird for me, and them.

A little part of me died that day.

hahahaha repped

[Obvious_Troll]

When my mom spread her pussy apart in front of me

wat?

[dunebug23]

i got a question for everyone, do high schoolers get boners every day because they're young and its just what happens or because they're surrounded by tons of ********?

[strong_penor]

My penor has a massive boner 24/7, so never really had it at a "bad time."

[Future1King]

Dude, watch Tomcats, best boner scene in any movie, worst time to have one!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MindZiper]

i got a question for everyone, do high schoolers get boners every day because they're young and its just what happens or because they're surrounded by tons of ********?

my school is mostly fugly black girls. (no racist. there was this REALLY hott black girl in mah class, but no bonor activating)
and i used to get bonors almost every class.... specially after naps.

its hormones i think.

[jjester]

Dude, watch Tomcats, best boner scene in any movie, worst time to have one!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dumac]

i got a question for everyone, do high schoolers get boners every day because they're young and its just what happens or because they're surrounded by tons of ********?

a combo of both. i've gotten less and less each year. but my freshman yr when my hormones were still in 5th gear i popped at the very least 2 every day. some days i would pop one every single period. every computer class i'd get one cause this really hot blonde sat next to me and this other short girl with double d tits sat across from me and she had these really sexy glasses.

[EricFTW]

o god, about 2 minutes before the bells about to ring in alg 2 the girl infront of me bends over(wearing a skirt and pretty much gave me a full view of her va ja ja), immedialty pop one and right when that happens the bell rings. flipped my penor up without any people seeing through my pocket(was wearing basketball shorts) very close call.