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The truth about Chuck Norris
1)Chuck Norris' back is so hairy that even Persian women are turned off. But the men love it.
2)Chuck Norris stayed in high school for 7 years until someone finally signed his yearbook.
3)Chuck Norris checks his closet for Michael Jackson before he goes to bed. He is disappointed when he doesn't find him.
4)Chuck Norris had his penis surgically removed in order to make his roundhouse kicks higher.
5)There is a double chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. No wonder he doesn't shave.
6)Chuck Norris does not sleep. He lies awake in regret.
*7)Chuck Norris plays the pink powerranger
8)Chuck Norris once had sex with a man, not because he was gay, but because he had run out of women. When he let the man come in his mouth, that was because he was gay
9) Chuck Norris semem can heal wounds-to bad he has AIDS!
10)Chuck Norris was once trapped in a paper bag for 3 days.
11) Chuck Norris sits down to pee.
12)Chuck Norris uses live rattlesnakes as condoms. Tiny, baby rattlesnakes.
13)Chuck Norris injects steroids into his upper lip, so that it can bear the weight of his mustache.
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would you explain this to me please (reps) thank you
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