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06-12-2008, 08:00 PM
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Polishhhh!
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My name is John Aerosin, Test Subject 86Z4 of the Dark Xion Protection Project.
I know this may be difficult to believe, but I am an elite cybernetic warrior sent from the year 2026. I was created in a lab in Redlands, California, at what is now Ground Zero of the Dark Xion invasion. I am here to warn you about your near future, and will now present a timeline of events starting on June 28, 2008, the year of the opening of the First Dark Portal (Codename: XION XI57).
Keep in mind this is a very loose timeline and I do not have a full understanding of the events, but I can answer some limited questions.
June 28th- A group of Scientists working in research labs in Southern California work with Dark Matter Particles to create a portal to Q66890Z (Sector 7).
June 29th- With very limited knowledge of what may be on the other side, they send an elite special forces group through the portal.
June 30th- Special forces group (Now known as The Last Good Men) A673 uncover a large relic on an unknown planet (Relic Codenamed: Alquonsiquis One), they bring it back through the portal.
July 2nd- Scientists finally receive the proper clearance to study AQ1, and begin to run a series of diagnostic tests on it's exterior.
July 4th- A 2nd group of Special Forces operatives is sent into the portal. Five minutes in they give video confirmation of several lifeforms on the other side. Lifeforms appear friendly and several are taken back through the portal to be studied.
July 5th- After several tests, the scientists realize the lifeforms are very advanced Bipedal reptilian creatures with the ability to rapidly reproduce and learn from outside sources. Several of the creatures reconstruct a car engine from mere observation with no prior knowledge (that we know of).
July 17th- Beings fully understand the English language and several other world languages and can speak them fluently. They express their concerns in leaving to the scientists, but are not allowed to return through the portal.
July 18th- Congress declares war on Iran (Seemingly unrelated at the time).
July 19th-31st- The otherworldly beings kill off the scientists and create their own portal. Millions of them (with several variations in size and structure) swarm the country, killing nearly 80% of the U.S. population.
August 1st- Iran breaks The Dark Pact, a contract made with the aliens several thousand years ago, opening another portal and sending the swarm all over the world.
August 28th- The human race dwindles, and a group of underground scientists begin to create superhuman beings designed to kill off the alien offensive.
December 25th (2009)- The project is successful and the first wave of Dark Xion soldiers are created.
August 1st (2010)- The offensive looks good for the human race, as more and more supersoldiers are pumped out. The Dark Xion Protection Force manages to push the Aliens back through the portals, and is put on permanent protection at the gates.
July 31st (2021)- I am born.
December 2nd (2024)- I complete my advance aging process as well as my training, and am sent through The First Dark Portal in a mission to close the gates.
December 3rd (2024)- The project fails and I, along with my Ops group return to Earth, and another wave of aliens comes through behind us in retaliation.
January 1st (2026)- As the war wages on, I am sent back to the year 2008 to infiltrate the Bodybuilding forums in an attempt to recruit soldiers to march on the original scientists offices and destroy any attempt to make contact with the aliens.
I will answer any and all questions to the best of my abilities. Our march begins on the 20th of this month.
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06-12-2008, 08:03 PM
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Polishhhh!
Join Date: May 2008
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Please.. I need your help. You are the best and strongest Americans. Together we can end this grim future of ours.
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Last edited by Aerosin; 06-12-2008 at 08:14 PM.
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06-12-2008, 08:10 PM
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Lieutenant Charisma
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lend me a fiddy?
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06-12-2008, 08:11 PM
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Polishhhh!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by AusPower
lend me a fiddy?
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Currency became ineffective shortly after the start of the war. We deal in weapons and microprocessors now.
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06-12-2008, 08:12 PM
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Lieutenant Charisma
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Aerosin
Currency became ineffective shortly after the start of the war. We deal in weapons and microprocessors now.
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It's 2008 son, we still use currency, so lend a ****ing fiddy already.
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06-12-2008, 08:13 PM
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Undercover Mod
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Aerosin
Please.. I need your help. You are the best and strongest Americans. Together we can end this grim future of ours.
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this is where i knew you were joking
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06-12-2008, 08:13 PM
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Polishhhh!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by AusPower
It's 2008 son, we still use currency, so lend a ****ing fiddy already.
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Unfortunately I only have Rials if you seek currency.
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06-12-2008, 08:13 PM
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Registered User
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Cliffs
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---Deep voice crew---
LOVELIEST of trees, the cherry now
Is hung with bloom along the bough,
And stands about the woodland ride
Wearing white for Eastertide.
Now, of my threescore years and ten,
Twenty will not come again,
And take from seventy springs a score,
It only leaves me fifty more.
And since to look at things in bloom
Fifty springs are little room,
About the woodlands I will go
To see the cherry hung with snow. (no homo)
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06-12-2008, 08:14 PM
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Registered User
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your an ass chode
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06-12-2008, 08:14 PM
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College Athlete
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Can you suck your own d*ck?
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06-12-2008, 08:15 PM
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Polishhhh!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GrayCrane
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-Scientists open a portal to another world, aliens come through, Iran unleashes more aliens upon us, group of scientists creates supersoldiers to combat them.
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06-12-2008, 08:16 PM
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Hell is worth all that...
Join Date: Dec 2003
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The sperminator.
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And the people bowed and prayed to the neon god they made.
I steal my **** from MacGyver...
If women ran the world, we'd still be searching for the wheel.
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06-12-2008, 08:16 PM
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Aidan's Dad
Join Date: Mar 2007
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EDIT :
Fail retracted
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Last edited by OneO; 06-12-2008 at 11:08 PM.
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06-12-2008, 08:16 PM
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O Rly?
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lol wut,
ok
how exactly are these soldiers superhuman?
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06-12-2008, 08:17 PM
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Polishhhh!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TheMisker
Can you suck your own d*ck?
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Because of the unique body structure of the other beings I was given a small frame with low muscle mass, but with heightened senses and movement speeds. I am also quite flexible and believe it is possible I could suck my own dick.
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06-12-2008, 08:19 PM
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Polishhhh!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by anguel_a
lol wut,
ok
how exactly are these soldiers superhuman?
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We are bred from day one to fight with a faster aging process, limited pain receptors, high agility, and super speed. I can take several bullets to the chest without feeling a thing, but can hardly lift heavy weights.
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06-12-2008, 08:19 PM
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Tracing
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your name is John Aerosin and you need baby wipes
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=107910881
that is all.
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06-12-2008, 08:19 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2006
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eat my robot ass
you're 16
why didnt the make you older
do they still fail in 2024?
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THIS IS MISC.
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06-12-2008, 08:20 PM
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Hell is worth all that...
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During your training do you take the potent supplement known as celltech for advanced recovery
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"Alcohol and night swimming... it's a winning combination!".
And the people bowed and prayed to the neon god they made.
I steal my **** from MacGyver...
If women ran the world, we'd still be searching for the wheel.
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06-12-2008, 08:21 PM
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Registered User
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o0o0oo0 scarrrrry
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06-12-2008, 08:21 PM
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Will Work For Reps
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Aerosin
Because of the unique body structure of the other beings I was given a small frame with low muscle mass, but with heightened senses and movement speeds. I am also quite flexible and believe it is possible I could suck my own dick.
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Did Scientist choose for you to be emo or was that a defect you were born with?
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06-12-2008, 08:21 PM
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Bleeding texan #25
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Would you **** me? Cause I'd **** me.(no homo)
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06-12-2008, 08:22 PM
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Polishhhh!
Join Date: May 2008
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Quote:
Originally Posted by seoulseek80
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I was asked to try my best to blend in with the misc environment.
Quote:
Originally Posted by elandry
eat my robot ass
you're 16
why didnt the make you older
do they still fail in 2024?
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Aging any further could limit the availability of high amounts of energy and agility.
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06-12-2008, 08:24 PM
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Registered User
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Your Dad
Did Scientist choose for you to be emo or was that a defect you were born with?
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oh my lulz
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06-12-2008, 08:24 PM
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Polishhhh!
Join Date: May 2008
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The_Champ01
During your training do you take the potent supplement known as celltech for advanced recovery
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No, such supplements are highly unstable. They had no idea what kind of effects that could have on my body, or the bodies of the other men.
Quote:
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o0o0oo0 scarrrrry
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Indeed, it is a grim future.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Your Dad
Did Scientist choose for you to be emo or was that a defect you were born with?
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It was determined this would be the best way for me to fit in with other teenagers in the year 2008.
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Would you **** me? Cause I'd **** me.(no homo)
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I do not actually have the ability to have sex, heterosexually or homosexually.
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06-12-2008, 08:27 PM
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Tracing
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this just in from the secret government science lab. plz listen john
http://www.acapela-group.com/Greetin...-b9237735bf9de
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06-12-2008, 08:27 PM
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Destroyer of Meals
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Well, it's certainly more original than:
"Ask a guy from the future anything"
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06-12-2008, 08:29 PM
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Polishhhh!
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I must say my humor receptors went off the wall at that. How clever of you.
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06-12-2008, 08:31 PM
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Banned
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lmao
ypou could be more creative by having an avi of a big dude all serious and ****, but instead post a picture of a sad emo kid...
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06-12-2008, 08:31 PM
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Will Work For Reps
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Quote:
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I must say my humor receptors went off the wall at that. How clever of you.
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What about your boner receptors? Did they go off the wall while checking out his pics?
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