For a DRESS...
I am NOT a dress person, gimme workout pants/shorts and a sports bra and I am comfortable.
I have to be at the guest table for a wedding on Saturday. And horror of horrors... they suggested a PINK dress... umm, let's just kill me now.
I think I will opt for the other color of the wedding, chocolate brown.
THEN I will need to buy SHOES... I really just want to crawl into a hole and die.