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06-03-2008, 09:17 AM
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The 'Death is Not an Option' Thread
You have to choose between two evils. Commence:
Five minutes making out with this guy:
Or one month dating this guy:
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06-03-2008, 09:24 AM
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This one is not too hard. I'd definately go for the 5 min. making out with the first guy. The way I see it, at least it would be over in 5 minutes. But, a month with this weirdo freak...I'd shoot myself in the head and burn in hell forever!!! 
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06-03-2008, 09:24 AM
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this would work better as a marry, F, kill
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06-03-2008, 09:27 AM
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chang ma lae
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KennyK
this would work better as a marry, F, kill
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I concur.
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06-03-2008, 09:27 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bambifox
This one is not too hard. I'd definately go for the 5 min. making out with the first guy. The way I see it, at least it would be over in 5 minutes. But, a month with this weirdo freak...I'd shoot myself in the head and burn in hell forever!!! |
Aw, come on. Think of all the long crying jags you and Emo could have together...
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06-03-2008, 09:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Jaw-Knee
I concur.
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Doesn't work, because it's too easy to kill them all. There's rationale involved in deciding between two similarly heinous options, and it's interesting. But only because it's purely hypothetical.
That said, which would you?
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06-03-2008, 09:32 AM
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chang ma lae
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JillSlap
Doesn't work, because it's too easy to kill them all. There's rationale involved in deciding between two similarly heinous options, and it's interesting. But only because it's purely hypothetical.
That said, which would you?
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You can't kill 'em all, though. You can only kill one, marry one, and screw one.
I hate emos enough that I'd make out with the bearded dude for five minutes to avoid dating an emo for a month. (no homo) That being said, if the bearded dude got too frisky, I'd clock him. Repeatedly.
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06-03-2008, 09:33 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jaw-Knee
You can't kill 'em all, though. You can only kill one, marry one, and screw one.
I hate emos enough that I'd make out with the bearded dude for five minutes to avoid dating an emo for a month. (no homo) That being said, if the bearded dude got too frisky, I'd clock him. Repeatedly.
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I dunno, look at that smile. You start smacking him around, he might be into it.
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06-03-2008, 09:35 AM
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chang ma lae
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JillSlap
I dunno, look at that smile. You start smacking him around, he might be into it.
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He couldn't be into it, he'd be unconscious. Just sayin'.
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06-03-2008, 09:41 AM
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Alright then, how about this:
Make out with Amy Winehouse:
Or RuPaul:
I'm going with RuPaul, but I'm a chick...
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06-03-2008, 09:42 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JillSlap
Alright then, how about this:
Make out with Amy Winehouse:
Or RuPaul:
I'm going with RuPaul, but I'm a chick... |
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06-03-2008, 09:42 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JillSlap
Alright then, how about this:
Make out with Amy Winehouse:
Or RuPaul:
I'm going with RuPaul, but I'm a chick... |
Winehouse, she would be passed out anyway.
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06-03-2008, 09:45 AM
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chang ma lae
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I'd go with Amy Winehouse. She may be a junkie hoe, but given the choice between making out with a dude and making out with a chick, I'll probably take the chick.
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06-03-2008, 09:46 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jaw-Knee
I'd go with Amy Winehouse. She may be a junkie hoe, but given the choice between making out with a dude and making out with a chick, I'll probably take the chick.
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I underand the logic, but I don't enjoy impetigo. Also, RuPaul probably brushes his teeth.
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06-03-2008, 09:47 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JillSlap
I underand the logic, but I don't enjoy impetigo. Also, RuPaul probably brushes his teeth.
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When it comes to gay men I'm a complete homophobe. (true story)
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06-03-2008, 09:48 AM
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chang ma lae
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JillSlap
I underand the logic, but I don't enjoy impetigo. Also, RuPaul probably brushes his teeth.
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RuPaul's still a dude.
Can't believe I'm actually saying this, but... Winehouse FTW.
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06-03-2008, 10:21 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JillSlap
Alright then, how about this:
Make out with Amy Winehouse:
Or RuPaul:
I'm going with RuPaul, but I'm a chick... |
Yea i would have to take the tranny
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06-03-2008, 10:22 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jaw-Knee
I'd go with Amy Winehouse. She may be a junkie hoe, but given the choice between making out with a dude and making out with a chick, I'll probably take the chick.
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Probably?
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06-03-2008, 10:24 AM
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chang ma lae
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Originally Posted by gelizzy
Probably?
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If I had the choice between a super-ugly girl with bad breath and bad BO and a tranny with minty-fresh breath who made so much of an effort to make him-/herself look like a woman that s/he actually does look like a hot woman, I'd take the tranny.
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06-03-2008, 10:29 AM
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I had a dream last night that i was kissing Edward Norton and i threw up during the kiss because it was so nasty. Yea that was repulsive.
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06-03-2008, 11:23 AM
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Alright, back to it.
Richard Simmons:
Or Donald Trump?
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06-03-2008, 04:33 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by gelizzy
I had a dream last night that i was kissing Edward Norton and i threw up during the kiss because it was so nasty. Yea that was repulsive.
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haha i find edward norton attractive and i'm not 100% sure why. i think he has clever eyes and he's a good actor and maybe that's it lol
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06-03-2008, 04:52 PM
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guy with the cut offs, rupaul and donald trump.
these are too easy.
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06-03-2008, 05:21 PM
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I'm gonna go Emo for a month. (Nobody said I had to touch him) I can deal with the whining for a month.
RuPaul. He/she is at least pretty and clean. I imagine he/she smells nice too.
Ugh. I guess the Donald. Maybe he'll buy me something.
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06-03-2008, 05:28 PM
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Pat Sajak
or Drew Carey
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06-03-2008, 05:29 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BlueShoe
I'm gonna go Emo for a month. (Nobody said I had to touch him) I can deal with the whining for a month.
RuPaul. He/she is at least pretty and clean. I imagine he/she smells nice too.
Ugh. I guess the Donald. Maybe he'll buy me something.
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My thoughts exactly. And I bet RuPaul has some awesome purses I could borrow.
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06-03-2008, 06:13 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by justagirl
haha i find edward norton attractive and i'm not 100% sure why. i think he has clever eyes and he's a good actor and maybe that's it lol
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x2. It was fight club.
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06-03-2008, 06:25 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JillSlap
My thoughts exactly. And I bet RuPaul has some awesome purses I could borrow.
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Good thinking!
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Originally Posted by Spittfireda
x2. It was fight club.
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Fight Club. I saw only half of that movie. I kept covering my eyes asking my bf "what's happening now?" (yes annoying)
Ok. Drew Carey. He's gross and all but PS is starting to look a little creepy.
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06-03-2008, 06:45 PM
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Fight Club. I saw only half of that movie. I kept covering my eyes asking my bf "what's happening now?" (yes annoying)
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You're so missing out!! That is my favorite movie of all time!
That's what I put on after a bad day when I need girl time!
Okay, I admit I'm a little strange 
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06-03-2008, 06:53 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JillSlap
You have to choose between two evils. Commence:
Five minutes making out with this guy:
Or one month dating this guy:
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Definately the month dating Emo Boy. Dating doesn't equal swapping spit or bumping nasties. And someone buying me sparkly things is far preferrable to picking up stray body hair from option #1. Option 1 looks like a walking disease.
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