Haven't you heard?
It's been a LOOOOONG time since I've posted about food here, and my palate has grown up a lot, but I have had some realizations.
Chocolate cake batter is dead. Chocolate frosting is dead. Everything related to chocolate cake is dead!
...and its ok
It's time to evolve our tastes in deserts and recognize the greatness that is tapioca pudding.
Evolve or die, that is what sets the boys from the men.
Tapioca pudding is far less structured in it's construction than chocolate cake. Bruce Lee talked about how water can flow into any vessel. So can tapioca pudding. Be tapioca pudding, my friend.
Chocolate cake is way too unsophisticated for today. Look at shows like Top Chef and Hell's Kitchen. People are expecting more.
All that chocolate cake is useless to me, because I KNOW tapioca pudding is the bomb, and chicks like to wrestle in it. You've never heard of chicks wrestling in chocolate cake before, have you? No, you ****ing haven't. Tapioca pudding is the mother****ing bomb.
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Thread: Chocolate cake is dead to me
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06-02-2008, 09:49 AM #1YEAAHHHHHHHH BUDDDDDYYYYY
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Chocolate cake is dead to me
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06-02-2008, 09:52 AM #2Registered User
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Strong 11th post.
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06-02-2008, 09:54 AM #3Registered User
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I'll take the chocolate cake ANYDAY. Hey aindreas is that cheesecake? If it is do you have a recipe?
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06-02-2008, 09:55 AM #4Bulking from 175lbs-250lb
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Originally Posted by BIGRIGHTFOREARM
Or
I know what I will choose thank's....
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06-02-2008, 09:57 AM #5Registered User
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Yeah, I got my mom to make it for my birthday, it was stupidly good. It's also the most satiating thing you'll ever eat, you're full after like 3 bites and nauseous by the end of the slice, but it's so worth it lol.Originally Posted by tse
I'll take the chocolate cake ANYDAY. Hey aindreas is that cheesecake? If it is do you have a recipe?
http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Chocola...ke/Detail.aspx
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06-02-2008, 09:58 AM #6Registered User
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Thanks, been looking for a good recipe with positive reviews - fathers day coming up over here, and, well, any excuse to bake a cakeOriginally Posted by Aindreas
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06-02-2008, 10:00 AM #7Registered User
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Np dude, the world must know of chocolate cappuccino cheesecake.Originally Posted by tse
Thanks, been looking for a good recipe with positive reviews - fathers day coming up over here, and, well, any excuse to bake a cake
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06-02-2008, 10:00 AM #8YEAAHHHHHHHH BUDDDDDYYYYY
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Tapioca pudding is flowing through my vessels.
Chill out and tapioca.
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06-02-2008, 10:07 AM #9Registered User
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you go on an let it flow through all your vessels. That just leaves more chocolate cake for me to eat.Originally Posted by BIGRIGHTFOREARM
Cake>pudding IMOHeight: 6'0
Weight: 150
Body Fat: 16%
"When you're as good as I am, It's hard to be Humble."
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06-02-2008, 10:25 AM #10un scronnying
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haha and joined last month. longgggg time since he posted hereOriginally Posted by Aindreas
Strong 11th post.
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06-02-2008, 10:33 AM #11Registered User
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No, I must admit...
Tapioca is the BOMB.
PLUS. Chocolate cake gets sickly, yet Tapioca stays enjoyable and tasty.
PLUUUUUUUUS. Its more healthy
...i believe
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06-02-2008, 10:37 AM #12Registered User
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hmmm...what to choose, what to choose...a beautiful yummy cake or a bowl of vomit...hmmm...yea, ill stick with the cakeOriginally Posted by bobbybuilder1
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I know what I will choose thank's....There is ALWAYS room for improvement.
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06-02-2008, 10:41 AM #13YEAAHHHHHHHH BUDDDDDYYYYY
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Thank you 3ruce, you are the only man that knows the TRUE wonders of tapioca.Originally Posted by 3ruce
No, I must admit...
Tapioca is the BOMB.
PLUS. Chocolate cake gets sickly, yet Tapioca stays enjoyable and tasty.
PLUUUUUUUUS. Its more healthy
...i believe
All you guys posting these chocolate cake pictures disgust me. Only YOU can choose tapioca pudding, and it WILL have an impact on your life one way or another.
After you have a bowl you will be buzzing the following week with a newfound energy and confidence over your life.
Chocolate cake is dead to me. Chill out and tapioca.
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06-02-2008, 10:43 AM #14Registered User
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LOL.Originally Posted by BIGRIGHTFOREARM
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06-02-2008, 10:50 AM #15Registered User
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Originally Posted by BIGRIGHTFOREARM
I shave my entire body (no homo) and use peanut butter as shaving cream.
Why would you waste good peanutbutter by slathering it all over your body and then scraping it off with a razor??? You dont even get to eat it then....you just keep on eating your pudding and shaving with peanutbutter. I'll be enjoying consuming a nice Chocolate Cake and a couple Jars of Peanutbutter.Height: 6'0
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06-02-2008, 11:01 AM #16YEAAHHHHHHHH BUDDDDDYYYYY
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I'm trying to change all your lives for the better and this is how you repay me? This is NO time to discuss my traditional shaving techniques.
You must understand in order to be truly happy you must recognize the greatness that is tapioca pudding. NOBODY eats chocolate cake anymore it's just too damn unsophisticated for todays day and age!!
Eating tapioca pudding is like watching an 80 year old women play beach volleyball, it's gross, but oddly satisfying in ways you can't explain.
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i like pie, fruit pies, blueberry pies.
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06-02-2008, 12:08 PM #18Sport Nutritionist :)
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Are you sure we're talking about the same tapioca pudding?? The only thing I remember about that stuff was being served it at school when I was about 8 and almost gagging...NEVER again I told myself.
Chocolate cake rules.
EDIT: but pie is better
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